Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot

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There's currently an amusingly named account (Chancellor's daughter in night wear, a clue) arguing with a well known Jack sock.

Also, the state of that sock's tweets as subject matter.
 
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I also wondered if she’d got a bollocking from Big Dave. If he found out she’d got yet another CCJ, when her side of the “deal” (i.e. whatever deal it is they’ve made re the new flat) was to sort herself out and get her finances in order, then you can imagine he’d be a bit pissed off.
But also, I imagine she’s had lots of work cancelled - stuff she had in the diary on the back of the new book. And maybe that book deal for a “memoir” has been withdrawn too. I mean, what publisher would want another book from her after the absolute catastrophe of GK?
Career-wise, she’s done.
 
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No squig, it really isn’t. And I’m a vegan lover of black beans. This is enough to put anyone off, looks like puréed baby shit. Like swallowing vomit, texture wise.
lol I’ve eaten about 3 cans of black beans in various forms this week but that brown swamp? That is where I draw the line.
 
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This is what is so dangerous about her tweeting to 500m followers and the whole of Twitter that she "can't do this anymore", this squig has posted what sounds like a desperate plea for help, clearly triggered by JM's tweet.
Poor squig - I’m afraid Jack’s just not interested. It’s blue tick attention she’s after.
 
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You could have used a spoiler. I’m trying to eat my lunch tenderstem!
Can't tell if tenderstem is a term of endearment or what you're having for lunch.

No squig, it really isn’t. And I’m a vegan lover of black beans. This is enough to put anyone off, looks like puréed baby shit. Like swallowing vomit, texture wise.
I think this is the worst one yet, appearance & texture-wise. I once saw this 'soup' on a pavement outside a pub and crossed the road to avoid it.
 
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It seems very odd for him to come here. We're not communicating with Jack and obviously she isn't going to read here so won't know what is being said. It seems to be the VILE TROLLS of Twitter who have made smol pixie upset so you'd think he'd be more interested in them. What deeply peculiar behaviour. Unless of course he is one of the mates who send Jack all our wonderful zingers and catty remarks for her ring binders.
 
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Really sorry to read this, Tokky. Hope the trials bring some positive changes

Are we sure this is the horrible corner of the internet Jack talks about?
compassionate and funny strangers is what I see.
 
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I never see her moaning about ironing school uniform

*stares at large basket of school uniform and sobs*
Anything that would need ironing after a normal wash, I set the washing machine to 400 spin or lower, then hang it over the bath to dry, still quite wet. Usually massively reduces the amount of ironing needed (things dry with much less creasing), if not eliminates it all together. I actually love ironing but just don’t have the time to do it.
 
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Jacks stans basically treat her like a slightly wayward teenager, who will come good in time.

In reality she’s 34/44 years old and is just going to get worse and worse unless she faces some consequences.
Perfect point. None of these people are doing her a kindness.
 
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