Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot

[CakedCat]

She's only trying to get to court now because it's open knowledge she requested donations to sue then done nothing.

Same as the reason she's processed refunds is she's been backed in to a corner and trying to make it go away and for people to shut up

Unfortunately for her it's not going away and probably going to hit her hard financially in legal fees if it goes to court because her case is weaker than her recipes flavourings. She's now stuck with either 'there is no court case as a court wouldn't take it as they decided no legal case to hear' OR 'I lost the case because I shared the video for more views so it looked worse and I could get a bigger compo pay out and showed no signs of worrying about reputational damage and just money and the judge threw it out'

Also her book was ridiculed and tanked so the income from that will be minimal and now her reputation is more than tarnished from that interview (lack of professionalism and unreliability, sideboards etc) so may have ruined any chances of bookings her name was in the mix for this year or being dropped from anything she'd been lined up for.

I don't think she realises how serious things are as she's got away with being tricksy for so long and won that one liable case she thinks she's untouchable but the reality is nobody wants to touch her in the first place.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Are you Nigella?

If I were Nigella I definitely would!!! Sadly my cloves of garlic are normal sized and my fridge is safe from dressing gown bedecked midnight raids.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Firstly, condolences to dragon for the loss of their sister

Onto Jack and her RA:
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Her GP said it SEEMS she has RA. She cried a lot (assume that’s the photo on the left *cringe*) but onwards and upwards; she’s putting her best face forward.

Every single thing I’ve ever read about this woman confirms to me she has nae pals.

I don't think I have ever seen a picture of Jack with friends.

She's only ever posted selfies. Really makes you think.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

She's tweeting directly at us, btw. That's why she deleted, she's not even bothered about that squig. She thinks she can emotionally manipulate us. All she's doing is sending more people this way, actively encouraging this gross soap opera which jumped the shark months ago. It's just an added bonus for her that she'll worry her (few remaining) friends and family. Hope tonight's ~welfare check~ includes all the burgers you've ever dreamed of, Jack. And I hope it was worth it.

. She knows it’s game over for her career/lifestyle and has been thrashing about in full panic mode today - trying to blame 30p Lee and is lying to herself that potential court shenanigans with him will be her redemption arc. Now she’s trying to shake us off. It’s pathetic just get a job hun

 

[Jelly Bean]

Don't think I'd seen this before from Lurchio at the time of the first Lee Anderson/Daubney stuff.
Just how much money DID Jack make from all that?

 

[lilykestrel]

All aboard the Saturday morning train to Chaoi Parkway

 

[NomDeGuerre]

When I was 17, I would put this on my iTunes and make myself cry in the mirror. Very Jack behaviour.

 

[Meg78]

Firstly, condolences to dragon for the loss of their sister

Onto Jack and her RA:
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Her GP said it SEEMS she has RA. She cried a lot (assume that’s the photo on the left *cringe*) but onwards and upwards; she’s putting her best face forward.

Every single thing I’ve ever read about this woman confirms to me she has nae pals.

So she never actually saw a rheumatologist? No blood tests? No ANA? No MRI? Nothing at all to back up that claim? No wonder when she lists out her coping techniques there’s no mention of medications to help, it’s all just wheat bags and ibuprofen, does she have any idea how an autoimmune disease actually works?

 

[Mr Krabs]

One of LBC Radio’s presenter does a weekly basket update. They costed a basket of items a year ago (bread, milk, pasta, bread, butter, chicken etc) and every week they do an update on the cost. I think this week it was £15, she they started it was £9 (rough figures as can’t remember exactly ).

It is so simple and effective in talking about the cost of living increase, minimum input with a clear output. Jack could have done something like this, updated Twitter and made her point without having to triangulate a few hundred faded receipts from random punters around the country!

Or she could have just used trolley.co.uk where you can enter the product and get a detailed graph of the price over the year, and can even see the price changes in the different supermarkets. I don’t think Jack understands how data works though.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Glastonbury audience, people having to request to follow her, and for her to use it like this? Unhinged doesn't begin to describe it. She should be taken off twitter, this whole spectacle is beyond fucked up.

 

[Hold my beans]

Just a thought this morning:
The "I can't ****ing do this anymore", as usual, leaves her wiggle room to claim that she wasn't even breadcrumbing at all. If she's called out on exploiting suicide she could say she was referring to trolling. She could say social media. She could say being a pov (!), she could say living with pain or whatever (!). She could use any excuse. It leaves flex.
This is why it's so disgusting, because she has posted it so cynically. That really hurts, it's so damaging. Last night I was really angry but this morning it has really upset me....and probably a lot of people here. If you have been affected by suicide or depression you have my love.
She has no regard for those living with suicidal ideation, no regard for those who have lost loved ones to suicide.

She has no heart, just a stone where a functioning human with emotions would have one.

She liked something that could not be taken any other way other than suicide intention. Now deleted

Spoiler: Intent

 

[ThunderWoman]

Happy birthday tenderstem, here is your pressie as requested - https://www.vimesbootsindex.co.uk/. The Vimes Boots Intdex in all its glory. Please note the uploading of Jack's media appearances and also the link to buy her books at the end. Yourewelcome

I am a proofreading Frau, and the fact that the title at the head of the web page is spelled ‘Vimes Boots Intdex’ might actually be my aneurysm.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

How much time must she spend with the GP/specialists etc to get all of these diagnoses?

How lucky is she that she seems to get the referral she needs straight away and is never ignored or dismissed.

I hope SB is at home with his dad this weekend

 

[Smol Pixel]

Never posted about it

 

[Foxvint]

Think I've just popped my tattle 'she's locked now' cherry. Hold me. Will u still love me tmrw?

 

[Smol Pixel]

The Dark Mass makes a reappearance. Yawn.

 

[hiyaaaacath]

I wish those little robot fucks got locked in a basement by their neck beard overlord and eat each other’s stupid circular limbs due to a power surge that corrupts their twee circuit boards and turns them into smol cannibals. Irritating little robocunts.

I wish those little robot fucks got locked in a basement by their neck beard overlord and eat each other’s stupid circular limbs due to a power surge that corrupts their twee circuit boards and turns them into smol cannibals. Irritating little robocunts.

JMs core demographic right there. A Bekind Middle aged neckbeard sending “the right kind of” women cutesy cartoons while also celebrating a protest that was calling for the decapitation of “the wrong kind of” women.

 

[Enwre]

Her profile is unlocked again already.
I’m absolutely sick of her shit.

She realised a split second after locking it that she needed as many people as possible to see her performance. She’s not suicidal, she is disgusting.

 

[GigglePops]

Out here doing the Lord’s work once more. This is clearly a compulsion for me; I will not be answering any questions.
Thank you.
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Fraus, I had to take a BUS home tonight which took almost an hour, so decided to read Tattle rather than looking at the lovely coastal view . I couldn't log in as I couldn't remember my password but when I got to this post I laughed so hard that the thirst-worthy man sitting next to me actually got up and moved. I am DEAD reading it again. @Lazarus you are fabulous.

 

[AlwightDallin]

I don’t wish any harm to her whatsoever, none of us do. But if she paused (closed?) her patreon, closed her twitter account and let her agent run a professional work only one, a lot of this would go away as people got bored of her. Yes, she’d likely have got away with the money, but it would be nigh on impossible to grift any more. She’d get the odd column, interview and so on, not much, but she could build an honest career. I mean, I’d have more respect for her if she was on onlyfans, at least she’d be proving something for those who choose to pay for it.

But it’s clearly not enough, she wants fame, attention, pots of cash and she will say or do anything to get it.

When was the last time she did ANYTHING with her son - I’m inclined to believe she isn’t allowed to take him on holiday alone - but a day out? London? Sea Life? A theme park? He’s 12, look at all these wasted years. I hope his dad treats him to everything he deserves. Has she ever not tweeted all day and night? Even when she strops off it’s strongly suspected shes on the sock accounts. It’s sad, but not for Jack, for SB.