Jack Monroe #465 Unlike Jack Monroe, Jacinda Ardern doesn't need emotional support sideboards

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Another Pal? Two in one day Anyway she’s replying on Gary Usher (an actual chef but also a crowd funder) post
 
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Weirdly, the claim that she "Earns more than the Prime Minister" came from... Jack herself!

Daubney said that she "no doubt probably earns more...", which is a much weaker claim than the one that she broadcast to her half million followers.
 
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Without going into too much detail I managed to find her full address without really trying. I the street based on Jack all but broadcasting it and when I was typing it in for a nosy at property prices a house number was suggested. Intrigued I picked that option and there was the shitty bungalow.
 
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OT but I love this! How is Polari going to be preserved?
 
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Ahhh it’s hnnnggghhhing time

No joke I’m still in ma PJs - she’s not done shag all work today
 
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I had a bloody dream about Jack last night. I was going on local radio and she was booked on the same slot. And I got there and she'd fucking triangulated me, only she greeted me in an obscure way referencing some footballer called Hans I'd never heard of.

I almost managed to convince her I wasn't a frau but she caught me out when she pinned a load of 'thrifty' tips on the fridge and I told her how shit they were. There was also slop, a pink slop she described as cake and some undefined orange slop. I didn't eat any of it but I did have to hand in my Tattle membership and WARN you all of her super triangulation powers.
 
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Same here. It’s really, really easy to find from all the info that the ‘fiercely private’ Jack broadcasts to her half a million followers.
 
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My mam reads twitter .
Tell her to stop ✋️ and practise her roasties. Cause they are DIRE
 
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Sorry I'm going back and forth on the thread trying to catch up- have we heard about the Great Dane before?! What a coincidence it appears to have died *just* before the poverty descended so no one can really justify asking how she could have afforded it (guessing it was really Big Dave's dog) And the second tweet, the bone idle bastard had already worked out how to get a dog and palm it off on someone when she couldn't be arsed to do something as basic as taking it for a walk.
 
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If that's who I'm thinking of, she did that more than once, usual suspects defending her
 
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Omg thank you for answering, that answer was even juicier than we could have dreamt of! What an interesting job too. What a talented squad of ninnies we all are 🥲
 
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And I’m pretty sure she didn’t “take Laurie in”, like some abandoned urchin puppy. She bought her, but I guess it’s better to word it like your Saint Monroe of the four legged friends.
 
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