Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving

[my cup runneth]

Jack's desperation to be noticed by anyone on honks like one of her slops...

She's getting virtually no engagement and yet still she tweets...

She's even soldiering on with the Grifty Tips View attachment 1883298
Go well pals

Honestly the hotter the water the worst at removing stains. It makes them kinda set. Soaking in tepid water with soda crystals is the way to remove stains.

This is the most boring thing I’ve ever written.

 

[Mrs Peel]

Has Jack picked a paint colour yet? If not, I have a suggestion.

https://colors.artyclick.com/color-names-dictionary/colors/1450AA/

 

[reluctant_pumble]

There isn't anything new or interesting in the Sunday Express Grifty supplement - I've attached it behind the spoiler below for completeness.

They haven't even named her on the front page advertising it!

Spoiler: Sunday Express Grifty Kitchen

 

[Veronicaaa]

The hilarious thing about the Bright Blue think tank thing is that the tories probably included her as the voice of the low-waged working class, to make it seem more kosher, only for it to be released amid this current shitstorm.

 

[hoopdedoo]

There's nothing new or interesting in the Sunday Express Grifty supplement - I've attached it behind the spoiler below for completeness.

They haven't even named her on the front page advertising it!

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Spoiler: Sunday Express Grifty Kitchen

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Thank[space]you, tenderheart. But oh, dear, they seem to have chosen the most dire and unappetizing photos, including that one of Jack's filthy thumb squishing the cookies. I can't imagine this is going to make readers rush to the shop to buy the complete book....

 

[Deeznutslol]

Have we seen this?

The Truthiness of Jack Monroe

As doubts are raised about Monroe's account of her life and finances did the mainstream media encourage her strange attitude to facts with their reaction to her non-binary coming out?

malcolmrichardclark.substack.com

She’ll be all over this like a rash, ‘SEE! It’s only the transphobes who hate me ’, totally unhelpful article imo.

 

[Jelly Bean]

The hilarious thing about the Bright Blue think tank thing is that the tories probably included her as the voice of the low-waged working class, to make it seem more kosher, only for it to be released amid this current shitstorm.

And her admitted behaviour couldn't be more Tory. Taking money from donors to spaff on drugs, booze and expensive furniture. And now, in all likelihood, buying property with her ill gotten gains.

 

[Smol Pixel]

I see they’ve included the lemon and rosemary potatoes that contain no rosemary

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Latest Twitter stats. Great work yesterday, Jack!

What I'm confused about though, is why it isn't showing her deleted Tweets. I'm sure it used to.

There isn't anything new or interesting in the Sunday Express Grifty supplement - I've attached it behind the spoiler below for completeness.

They haven't even named her on the front page advertising it!

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Spoiler: Sunday Express Grifty Kitchen

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Surely a paid for advertorial?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

She’ll be all over this like a rash, ‘SEE! It’s only the transphobes who hate me ’, totally unhelpful article imo.

Yeah she'll jump on it like she did that 'death threat' tweet the other day. Backs up her lies .

 

[hoopdedoo]

Latest Twitter stats. Great work yesterday, Jack!

What I'm confused about though, is why it isn't showing her deleted Tweets. I'm sure it used to.

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Interesting that as the number of Tweets go up, the number of followers go down. Really makes you think.

 

[my cup runneth]

The Sunday Express have an 8 page pullout with frugal recipes by the one and only Mx Jack Monroe.

Who's going to go out and buy one?

The irony is that the Sunday Express costs half of what Jack claims to live off for a week. So if anyone in a similar situation is looking for such frugal recipes they’d not likely be buying that paper to get them.

 

[Jelly Bean]

In all seriousness Coops isn't there is he?
It was like this with Mini and Dash
No sightings for months/weeks until she tries to gaslight. Expect a breezy - 'omg for all those trying to imply something, Cooper is now very happily living with SB's dad. This was always going to be the arrangement since he was a kitten if I ever downsized. Please try harder if you want to twist something lovely into something horrible'.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Crab paste mixed with passata? Ewwwwww.

Also, I'm not forensic maths genius like Jack, but doesn't this costing make frozen onions literally double the price of fresh ones? Yet Jack describes that as "ever so slightly more expensive".

 

[Dogmuck]

Latest Twitter stats. Great work yesterday, Jack!

What I'm confused about though, is why it isn't showing her deleted Tweets. I'm sure it used to.

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Surely a paid for advertorial?

I didn’t think it showed deleted because she’s hidden them in the tweet figures so whilst it says +63 she probably did over 70 I think Marms used to have a record of the actual number of tweets including the ones she deleted?

 

[reluctant_pumble]

Crab paste mixed with passata? Ewwwwww.

Also, I'm not forensic maths genius like Jack, but doesn't this costing make frozen onions literally double the price of fresh ones? Yet Jack describes that as "ever so slightly more expensive".

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And yet the tips are guaranteed to save you money! Make it make sense.

 

[hoopdedoo]

Crab paste mixed with passata? Ewwwwww.

Also, I'm not forensic maths genius like Jack, but doesn't this costing make frozen onions literally double the price of fresh ones? Yet Jack describes that as "ever so slightly more expensive".

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Um, what?
https://groceries.asda.com/product/onions-leeks/asda-crunchy-fragrant-brown-onions/37261395 - fresh, 85p/kg
https://groceries.asda.com/product/vegetables/asda-scratch-cook-diced-onions/910002345337 - frozen, £2/kg

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

Bio changed back to #ODAAT Jack

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Setting back up to use alcoholism as a shield. "Those evil trolls asking me legitimate questions made me start drinking again".

Disgusting.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Jack's topping for her sticky lemon pudding is lemon curd mixed with *melted butter*

 

[Orphan_Black]

Jack's topping for her sticky lemon pudding is lemon curd mixed with *melted butter*

If she stopped doing that then she'd have some butter for her dry, sad toast.

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