Who's driving?
There’s been mention of a school/scouts camping trip, hasn’t there?Ah, lovely. The return of the performative Narc tweeting into the void.
This is (probably) what happened
SB came for his usual Tuesday visit with the dog. Jack took a picture of the dog next to her on the sofa to post this evening.
SB returned home and something was said at pick up that set her off. Or something has been texted to her today that set her off. She's been mulling on it and added to the binfire that is Grifty Kitchen she's kicked off.
Maybe she's said something about going away and SB has said he doesn't want to go. Or she's said she wants to have him more days in the week and his dad has politely suggested she take him for the weekend.
Her Narc little brain has gone into overdrive. We often think it is us her tweets are directed towards but it also usually is directed at someone irl that has pissed her off.
Personally I would say that SB's dad has said he can't come over on X date because he's taking him away. She's gone into overdrive and is now ranting on twitter, but her anger directed at his dad (or A.N.Other)
I WILL TAKE MY SON WHO LIVES WITH ME ON THE BEST CAMPING ADVENTURE TO SEE UNICORNS AND BECAUSE HE DEFINITELY LIVES WITH ME IT WILL BE THE BEST EVER ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD EVER.
Jack probably worries about going through customs.Bookbird giving us those sales figures and an average per copy price is iconic and I love her.
Won’t hold my breath on Jack taking that poor child on holiday she’s not as much as left the county with him? He’s defs not got a passport and she’s never once refuted this with her pathetic subtweets (“he lives with me” oh aye in the youth hostel room hun?). He’s not so much been to central London with her since he was passing through at light speed to get to sugar mama Leggy’s yard.
There’s been mention of a school/scouts camping trip, hasn’t there?
Jack: Can’t climb stairs in bungahouse.
DO NOT COME HERE, FUCKO.
Fascinating how she does those tweets alongside the LOOK I HAVE A 12 YEAR OLD ones. Ignoring that that's NOT the audience you want to tell about your actual child because I can't even go there, how are the ages meant to line up lmaoI think it's quite sinister tbh, every tweet appeals to a different target audience. Littler, talky show, hurty, ouchy - vewy ickle girly. Only a certain type attracted to that shit
Oh a salt lamp. Is that a lamp which burns salt for light…or does it have a bulb? That you plug into the leccy?
Well that’s me WARNED about lightbulb speculation. Hi Jack
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