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Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever
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Say this again in about 20 pages please.
Have we ever seen a squig thank Jack for these mounds of free gifts that she performative 'pops in the post'? Or is it just a way for her to show how generous she is/breadcrumb DM threats/ draw attention to her 440th day of downsizing?
She has, she read that 161 times last year
Pahaha! That reminds me of my schooldays, when as a teenage Goth-Lite, I deluded myself that my makeup (black eyeliner and dark lipstick) was so EXTREEEEEM none of my mates would recognise me without it. CRINGE. (In my defence, I was 14, not 34)
No because it didn't happen.
Jack Monroe Slams Michael Portillo In Poverty Row: 'No One Gets Up The Duff To Claim Benefits'
Jack Monroe Slams Michael Portillo In Poverty Row: 'No One Gets Up The Duff To Claim Benefits'
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Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever
Wonder if we’ll see the return of Vinted Jack and her faffing bloody spreadsheets. She did after all have bin bags full of clothes to get rid of. I doubt she softly gently bunged them in the charity shop donations bin because that is far too straightforward.
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I know this will come as a surprise to everyone, but in the words of Jimmy Nail….
Hasn't got the Portillo confrontation, but a Jack piece to camera for that This Week recounting the usual: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02vlp40 featuring this nightmarish vision of 6 Jacks telling SB he cant have jam and shoes
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She’s so bloody twee, there are websites where you can do that with a lot less effort but of course Jack has to painstakingly, gently, softly, make a cardboard dolls house instead. I don’t believe her but it’s so funny how she thinks doing things in a needlessly convoluted way makes her look more authentic. It just shows how much time she has on her hands in between doing Jack tit.I want to see her scale model cardboard cutouts of her furniturewho would go to the effort of doing that when you’re moving? I call bull****
Super thank you. She’s a selfish bastard, it’s been a very slow day at work and crickets, finish work and go to make tea and she STARTS. Hence the speed grunk. Does she think this is a good look?
duck off, lady bountiful. We saw what happened when you gave away the blender in Edinburgh
the squigs are already on to that one! Stupid beghorn.
She's doing what she used to do when she was coming out of a chaos, attempting to look extra sweet
by posting Lion bars to Australia and Twirls to Newcastle. Just putting the feelers out to see who's still Team Jack.
Makes you think 
She's concerned that people will find out about all the charity work that she does softly, gently and behind the scenes
Cos it works - or has done. If not challenged it becomes the accepted version. Of challenged, it becomes about her critics' obsessive harassment.
I've never seen anyone thank her after having received one of these performative gifts. There is evidence of non-receipt, though (which you'd think would be harder to find) - in @kachoochoo 's list of Coming Soons:
This is at least an improvement of the bath photo, which i call her Bootle Bumtrinket look because it reminds me of the boat in My Family and Other Animals
Spot the difference
Meant to ask earlier - is that Joseph Rowntree lie a new one?
OMG I cant keep up but I was an old timer and used to love you ninnies. Just came here to say that I have no idea what the thread title is about and its had me laughing - please no one explain as I think its funnier not knowing.
Might have a grunk later, so will be back in real time around Easter-ish?
ETA I still love you all and you are funny as duck
Might have a grunk later, so will be back in real time around Easter-ish?
ETA I still love you all and you are funny as duck
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