She probably considers herself an architect because she made a studio in her shed and an office space under the bungalow stairs.
She probably considers herself an architect because she made a studio in her shed and an office space under the bungalow stairs.Still going on about the scale model cardboard cut outs? Ignoring that she's thick as mince and would get the scale wrong who actually does that? She seen a TV show on architecture now?
BIB - is it too early for a thread title? because if not, I think we’ve already got a challenger!I've never really properly looked into her Twitter activity bar her posts that appear on my Twitter feed. I've never read the replies or retweets but I've had a little look today and fuck me how sad are her fans? They constantly try and outdo each other in what they think are witty retorts to any naysayers in the hope of a like or, lo, a mention from the grotty unwashed grifter herself. They're mainly very overweight women with pink or purple hair where their personality should be or men that look like they think they are the ones to turn her straight. Really weird bunch of sad people fighting for attention from a charmless no mark. Fascinating stuff.
Does she use one of those voice modulators or a neti pot to get rid of the dulcet honk in her voice?That has done me in. Lowers her sleeves and adds IE to her name. Spiderman is shitting his pants at her mastery of disguise.
Her nose used to be so different. Now it's just taking over her face.
What happened to her nose? It's such a different shapeHer nose used to be so different. Now it's just taking over her face.
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Jack describing food as "loose" is my aneurysm.I see she has upgraded her helpful explanation of "a well" - maybe too many readers of previous books were baffled by exactly which "sort of hole" they should be aiming for.
The thrifty sanded tuna can rings of doom (greasedI see she has upgraded her helpful explanation of "a well" - maybe too many readers of previous books were baffled by exactly which "sort of hole" they should be aiming for.
Millions? Millions of people don't have a can opener?
Omg I hadn’t seen the recipe for this!! What the fuck?? Wayyyy too much liquid!! And x2 TABLESPOONS of yeast?? You need a pinch of salt and sugar in crumpets, too. Maybe lay off the salt with the yeasty fucking marmite. You literally need TWO TEASPOONS of yeast for a 300g mix and it will make about 12 and I know this because most weekends I make perfect crumpets. the marmite and extra liquid and extra yeast cause the recipe to fail. What an absolute dick. Btw fraus crumpets always scared me a bit but once I started making them they’re super easy and have never actually failed. She’s a charlatan on every level.“I admit sometimes I poke mine with a chopstick to make the bubbles more defined!”
So basically the recipe is flawed.
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Oh she’s had quite a bit of filler around the eyes and upper cheeks/zygomatic bone area too hasn’t she? All noticeably fuller/with more volume than years ago, which wouldn’t happen naturally at all. You lose volume there as you age, not gain it. Interesting. Any aesthetics Frauen able to estimate how many ml and of what?
Maybe it’s one of the rascals that ate her paper work from the neon sign ‘gift’Looks like she’s got a pet mouse
Maybe it’s the evil version of Ratatouille and it sits on her shoulder and tells her to make DIRE food.
She smashedWhat happened to her nose? It's such a different shape
Aww that was Super fan. I don't think she is such a big fan anymore. She struck me as a little vulnerable, ideal prey for Jack. Who remembers vampire boy. And Stuart? I wonder if he was the original neckbeard. Jack has a lot of contempt for her fans.Back in the DK days she had a really supportive squig who Jack offered to send a book to. Over the next few months the squig kept enquiring about it...don't remember her getting it but someone else might back this up?
It was quite sad because the squig was a fan and seemed quite vulnerable.
Minor points but I’ll make them nonetheless.“I admit sometimes I poke mine with a chopstick to make the bubbles more defined!”
So basically the recipe is flawed.
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She would otherwise get too many people coming up, asking for a mouldy biscuit going "thank you for all that you do"She's the Povvo's Princess
Don't, I ended up with something similar when I asked for my shoulder length layers tidying up a bit
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