I will finish the other rows when I’m back from walking the pooch.I was hoping someone would do this( I haven’t the time today as de Christmassing the house) but I applaud your analysis so far!!
Forensic, just like Jack
Jack Monroe #447 Can’t even tell the truth about owning her own book
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Forensic, just like Jack
It crossed my mind but I’m not a narcissistic twit.
Oooh is today The Guardian day?
If I was God I'd redirect her emails to spam and calls to voicemail and get Jesus to answer instead.
The age guidance is bound to be because Jack has included swears and/or a vomit-inducing recipe (more vomit-inducing than usual) like “Come-to-Bed Carbonara”.
Also, even if (BIG IF) Content had spent the entire night on the stinky, sheetless sofa, the minute SB walked in she would have jumped up to say hi because that’s what dogs do. She wouldn’t have happily sat there while he took a photo.
Also, even if (BIG IF) Content had spent the entire night on the stinky, sheetless sofa, the minute SB walked in she would have jumped up to say hi because that’s what dogs do. She wouldn’t have happily sat there while he took a photo.
Oh God, poor SB. Imagine him excitedly asking if he can nip down Aldi in pursuit of Prime only to have Jack announce she's going to make her own Prime from leftover oil, water and orange peels.Most lads SBs age are whatsapping their mates to tell them to get down to aldi/Asda as they’ve got new stock of Prime in…they are not taking photos of mamapapa sleeping, for the family album
I think it's 18+ because of all her smutty end-of-the-pier recipe names.
Ah, didn’t think of that, yes could well be
and if I was Jesus I'd be like "Judas, mate. I've got a job for you."
Knowing 12 year olds, I wouldn't be sure that it's flattering...
"OMG look at tonight's slop, lads, it's gopping! Gonna have to bust out the snacks once she's passed out on the sofa again"
(Or whatever the kids say these days)
Seriously, any adoring squig who buys this tit for £18.99 so Jack can “donate” an extra copy to the Trussell bleeping Trust, rather than buying it for £9.99 and then donating the extra nine quid to a food bank IN CASH can duck right off. Even further than they can already duck right off, in fact
That quote they use from Nigella - it's special pleading really, isn't it?
She's a force for good, please buy her book. Not: this book is excellent and will be useful to you.
She's a force for good, please buy her book. Not: this book is excellent and will be useful to you.
No, he’s clearly Mr Laz. Apparently nobody has EVER told him he snored before…
Imagine a 12YR old boy sitting in silence, watching his mum sleep and a hyperactive pup ~not moving~ but watching him as he takes a photo?
I mean, he’s put the iPhone camera in portrait and everything. I wonder if it’s his own phone or if his mum handed hers to him before she drifted off again.
and then, did he WhatsApp it to her whilst she was still asleep and she picked it up as a surprise when she woke?
And did she consult him before putting it out to half a million people? We know she consults him over everything that goes on her SM…
I mean, he’s put the iPhone camera in portrait and everything. I wonder if it’s his own phone or if his mum handed hers to him before she drifted off again.
and then, did he WhatsApp it to her whilst she was still asleep and she picked it up as a surprise when she woke?
And did she consult him before putting it out to half a million people? We know she consults him over everything that goes on her SM…
Lol and by extension, Dearest one… Imagine a 34 year old woman ridiculous enough to publicly claim to over 500,000 people that this and many other such nonsensical and truly pathetic invented scenarios/scenariae actually happened.
Starting my year’s read of 728 books with Garth Marenghi’s Terrortome. The About the Author section is giving disturbingly strong Jackie vibes:
He is an honorary fellow. Completed it, mate. TWICE.
He is an honorary fellow. Completed it, mate. TWICE.
It's the stupid tit Jack lies about that really breaks my head. I mean I get the whole pretending not to be a grifter for cashos, that makes sense even if it's morally reprehensible. Stuff like "my son takes pictures of me when I'm asleep" or "I don't have a copy of my own book" I just don't get at all. They're like someone wanted to do a DHOTYA but gave up halfway through.
Full credit to my eternally patient sister - from Waterstones. It’s there and so are the dangerous tips.
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Fully agree Jack, Grift and Griftability is an absolute banger x
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