I would like it to be known that I've got four egg rings. I haven't eaten an egg in nearly eight years, I just keep them as a symbol of wealth. Get fucked, peasants 
Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole
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I am a true ninny and read this as all my clothes are made from Toast and wondered if Iād missed Jack doing a riff on Lady Gagaās meat dress with toastā¦
Or his bruvvers did
I would like it to be known that I've got four egg rings. I haven't eaten an egg in nearly eight years, I just keep them as a symbol of wealth. Get fucked, peasants
FOUR GOLD EGG RINGSAs youāre obvs filthy rich Iād like to take this opportunity to smarm at you, show you my boobage and refer to you online as my One True Love, ok?
NO, COME BACK!
OK. It's your funeral
The colourful typography in the book looks... interesting. My *literal* degree is in graphic design
so now Jack has given me something new to make me feel queasy again.I haven't got the attention span for a slopalong, and can't stand the thought of the waste involved, but I thought I might try one of the thrifty tips: freezing water in a glass bottle, just to see how horribly wrong it could go. Frauen und Herren, I have fallen at the first hurdle. We stopped drinking some months ago and have no suitable bottles in the house. There's an old marmalade jar in the recycling but I don't think that's going to hack it (pun intended). So now I've got to trot to the off-licence instead of buying a rolling pin. And I bet they won't have anything with a cork in it. What am I to do?
That monkey one is like a silk glove with an iron fist. I always coo when I see the wee avatar because I think itās cute then I look at what that account posts and recoil with a bad taste in my mouth.
OK. It's your funeral
I dislike her line first we feed the people then we plan the revolution.
It's the sort of advice that might have saved Marie Antoinette
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It's the sort of advice that might have saved Marie Antoinette
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Apologies if anyone else has picked this up, but like Jack at an AA meeting, I just had to share...
She's dropped the days and months sober indicator and is just showing 'sober'
Is she breadcrumbing a 'relapse'?
She's dropped the days and months sober indicator and is just showing 'sober'
Is she breadcrumbing a 'relapse'?
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He told my dad to duck off šŗļø
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Nah she's just too useless to keep updating it everyday.
Not to get too tinfoil hat but I do wonder if Jack knows who that account is. It just strikes me as such an easy win for Jack to point at it and say "look at this massive racist spreading lies about me" yet nothing. Whereas she's not slow in going after other squigs for far less.
Maybe a bottle of Black Tower would work as a sorta kinda rolling pin, but most bottles are pretty tapered, well, bottle shaped, should we say, so can't possibly give even results.OK. It's your funeral
The colourful typography in the book looks... interesting. My *literal* degree is in graphic design
I haven't got the attention span for a slopalong, and can't stand the thought of the waste involved, but I thought I might try one of the thrifty tips: freezing water in a glass bottle, just to see how horribly wrong it could go. Frauen und Herren, I have fallen at the first hurdle. We stopped drinking some months ago and have no suitable bottles in the house. There's an old marmalade jar in the recycling but I don't think that's going to hack it (pun intended). So now I've got to trot to the off-licence instead of buying a rolling pin. And I bet they won't have anything with a cork in it. What am I to do?
I'm sure I've attempted rolling out pastry like that in my student days, and it's just not very good.
After drinking the ā¬2 a litre Black Tower obviously......
Too much effort to update every day? To be fair to her I couldn't be bothered with all the faff of that either, and I did think when she added the number that she'd eventually get sick of updating or lose count.
Is this a friend of the hat shop owner?
Quoting myself like a ninny, but of course I meant 'bungalow'. It's not crappy, like Jack's, but is quite a bit bigger (FANCY) so is spread over 4 floors.
ETA QUOTE Maybe a bottle of Black Tower would work as a sorta kinda rolling pin, but most bottles are pretty tapered, well, bottle shaped, should we say, so can't possibly give even results. /QUOTE
I have half a bottle of rice wine in the larder, but it's square
Iām just cringing at her pretending that sheās been given a nickname. Ooh. Donāt go there Jack. Nobody thinks you look like a Peaky Blinder. Stop it.
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