Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole

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Geetbo

Oh goody, the chaos continues into today.

I also have no egg rings. Send tinnos/cashos.
 
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Mendacious Trumpet

I can't get over how truly shit the new book is. Fraus have covered off the dangerous nature of some of the advice which, in and of itself, should be sufficient reason to withdraw the book from sale.
But even the bits that aren't a safety hazard are just so stupid.
I can't remember the last time I used my grater (a key bit and/or piece). But a chopping board is a "might want to add, at some point"?
NO Jack. WARNED. Don't be advising people to chop food on their evil landlord/landlady's benchtops!
 
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Falkor

Checked Amazon and the 'Untitled Jack Monroe memoir' is still listed for September 2023, so either Bluebird has forgotten to remove it or it's still on the cards.
 
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AnnRKey

God she's getting worse. Woman has tits. Woman wears bra. Oh look, let's post a photo of them for attention seeking purposes. Do fuck off.

And as for the Shelby thing, yeah right. She's so far behind in the whole Peaky Blinders thing that it isn't true, for sure. Yet another "I can do that" moment. Shelby? More like Shelnotbe
 
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zetta buttons


This is why the book is more dangerous than just being flat out fucking dangerous.

I read the preview in a rush and Mrs T is not ~overly~ impressed with my drip feeding of Jack back into our lives so I didn’t get her to read it. I also should have expanded on the colours but they confused the words further, so to me the whole fuck up there was the thing to mention. Had she seen it, she would have seen red. For the reasons you outline above.

Jack tells us at every opportunity about her own ND, so she should understand how important it is to develop texts that are accessible for all. Here, she shows quite plainly that that hasn’t crossed her mind. The font, colours and layout are all a fucking nightmare. Like you, Mrs T spends a good proportion of her life producing resources that are accessible. This is not an accessible resource.

It’s the same as the Billy Chip. Supermarkets have to stop putting alcohol at the entrances because it is “murdering” her but it is ok for others to receive tokens that a) look like gambling chips and could act as behavioural cues and b) are ‘big Tory’ in disguise. She’s a weapon.

She’s definitely emboldened. By the book release? By the Guardian article? Up this early after yesterday’s shitshow? I would have been having a long shower, cleaning and running obsessively and trying to block the previous day from my thoughts. There is no way I would have been on my phone.
 
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Mme Coco


Probably more edible than anything that comes out of her grothole of a kitchen tbf.
 
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Foxvint

She really did a look at my tits post. Tragic. Her thanking that squig last night for being gracious is interesting cos I earlier that day posted here that she was ungracious. It's not that common a descriptive. She's telling on her tattle obsession again.

Much love to all fraus suffering, this can be a horrible high pressure time of year. Look after yourselves. You're all too funny an whip smart to be lost x
 
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Lazarus

Did anyone else take from the ‘sleeping on the sofa, might as well get used to it’ that she is breadcrumbing that she will be sofa surfing?
I know she’s said before about the weird sleeping arrangements at the new place which she doesn’t have, but…

Also, as she was out til 5am, one can assume SB isn’t there. In that case why sleep on the couch when there’s a perfectly good bed upstairs in one of the very large bedrooms?
 
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CakedCat

The engagement on her tweets are painful.
The amount of views to likes and comments are pretty low!

Troll and poor chaos -> backfire -> deploy selfie or pet -> attempt to bury chaos.

She definitely thought this book would sell half a million copies and when she moves to a bought property rather than rental, she can say it's money from the book. And it's not gone to plan.

Doubt she had any meetings and it was a damage control phone call or a scheduled mid week call to update on how units are shifting in pre-release or something and to say pack it in and spend time promoting the new book or the advance will need returning.

May have half a million followers, but doesn't mean they're all fans that'll buy a book. A lot will be inactive accounts, a percentage will be bots and others will be people following for a follow back (such as bands and wannabe influencers who add anyone hoping they follow back) and just because someone likes a tweet, doesn't mean they'll buy the tweeters product.
 
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zetta buttons

I’m torn.

The M&S thread says there’s loads of bargains to be had in the food hall but I know the queue to get in will be massive. Do I risk missing out on chaos for a £1.50 Colin and a reduced tin of munchy mix?
 
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YenE

Mme Coco said:
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Probably more edible than anything that comes out of her grothole of a kitchen tbf.
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She’s like a child -always with the I got more. Couldn’t just say something like “Great toy isn’t it? Xxx loves it!”

** WTF is the dogs name, I have forgotten it’s actual name
 
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DragonBoy

zetta buttons said:
I’m torn.

The M&S thread says there’s loads of bargains to be had in the food hall but I know the queue to get in will be massive. Do I risk missing out on chaos for a £1.50 Colin and a reduced tin of munchy mix?
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Yes, absolutely X
 
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Cookiecookie

zetta buttons said:
I’m torn.

The M&S thread says there’s loads of bargains to be had in the food hall but I know the queue to get in will be massive. Do I risk missing out on chaos for a £1.50 Colin and a reduced tin of munchy mix?
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I always remember the pensioners being especially vicious in M&S.
 
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MaineCoonMama

YenE said:
She’s like a child -always with the I got more. Couldn’t just say something like “Great toy isn’t it? Xxx loves it!”

** WTF is the dogs name, I have forgotten it’s actual name
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Laurie, the poor pooch. I have a cat called Pooh but that's different, it's not as stupid as Laurie.
 
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Hunsgraveyard

Ginnygingin said:
Sorry, but huh? Routinely escorted by a posse of hunk like brothers? Come on, is anyone actually buying this drivel?
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I was thinking about this ridiculous claim earlier - typical rate is £500-1000 plus expenses. So if she's got a "posse" that's at least 3 right? So who the fuck is funding £1500-3000 a day plus expenses (travel, food etc) for her to go out every time? And why aren't they seen anywhere? Hmmmm makes you

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