Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold

[People-huv-tae-know]

Attached article. Not reading this balls.

ETA- I can’t read the balls, it’s behind a paywall. Never mind. If someone wants to sign up for free guest access then it can be posted here.

Why Jack Monroe is The Grocer’s Hero of the Year

Monroe argued back in January that the system by which we measure the impact of inflation is fundamentally flawed

www.thegrocer.co.uk

Suffering duck! These idiots need to be in the Due Diligence category for the Sloppies.

 

[BlendedSlop]

All different squigs. Might there still be hope for #TROLLCLAIMS if she can't resist biting back?

 

[NeoCortex]

Is she really suggesting you keep a jam jar full of dirty sea water as a souvenir? What is actually wrong with her?

Does she know what the water companies have been pumping into the sea lately?

Thanks Jack, just popping over to vote. The neckbeards won't win this one!

The funny thing is that Jack honestly believes she deserves this (pretend) award.

The Grocer isn't even a proper magazine. It's just promotional wankery made by supermarkets, for supermarkets. Noone in the public would have access to it unless they worked at Asda or wherever. And even then they wouldn't read such performative balls.

 

[Captainmouse]

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How stupid are you then? What a twonk

 

[jenny2603]

All different squigs. Might there still be hope for #TROLLCLAIMS if she can't resist biting back?

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We deserve the rest of the #TROLLCLAIMS especially if they're as good as the "I've not had botox" one.

 

[I'm not actually here]

She has been going on and on, for months, until only the other day about how she isn't moving until 2023. Suddenly, she has an online order going somewhere else. Does she ever NOT lie?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Does she know what the water companies have been pumping into the sea lately?



The Grocer isn't even a proper magazine. It's just promotional wankery made by supermarkets, for supermarkets. Noone in the public would have access to it unless they worked at Asda or wherever. And even then they wouldn't read such performative balls.

It’s a trade magazine, it’s quite well respected. It’s one of the few trades magazines that sometimes hits the mainstream news (unlike the specialist titles on Have I Got New For You)

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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Edit: argh I think I’m doing a screenshot chaos, this is why I don’t post much! Send competencyos

duck, she is back alright. duck off Jack, your own threads are more fun without you.

 

[I'm not actually here]

Is she really suggesting you keep a jam jar full of dirty sea water as a souvenir? What is actually wrong with her?

Does she know what the water companies have been pumping into the sea lately?

Well, that's my avatar finally sorted!!!

 

[hoopdedoo]

Just received a recent issue of Private Eye in the mail (not sure if there's a newer one) and the "In the Back" section has a story about a food wholesaler that ripped off care providers during COVID, with substandard and overpriced packaged meals. The story says that two local councils have used special govt funding to pay the same wholesaler to provide supplies to local foodbanks. The foodbanks are complaining that the wholesaler is charging them way more than it would cost them to buy the same items at retail.

Apparently "poverty campaigners" are taking up the cause of protesting against this wholesaler and its practices. Hmm, if only there were an ex-food bank user and (alleged) poverty campaigner with a large social media following that could bring more attention to this situation......

(but of course that would require her to care about people other than herself and to get off her Mediterranean a and do something constructive)

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Vlad has a solution for Jack's loneliness.

 

[hoopdedoo]

So the rest of the year its yomping to Asda, but the single most expensive and stressy time of year to get a shop online Jack does it?

And of course, when an online service is delivering its goods, the drivers *always* hand over the goods to randos who show up on the doorstep and claim that the delivery is for them instead

 

[I'm not actually here]

Vlad has a solution for Jack's loneliness.
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But what if the Lurv doll is 5 ft 4?!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Vlad has a solution for Jack's loneliness.
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They make Jack dolls?

 

[hoopdedoo]

Enough about you, more about me pls?

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Tattle really needs a and a in the choice of reactions.....

 

[I'm not actually here]

And of course, when an online service is delivering its goods, the drivers *always* hand over the goods to randos who show up on the doorstep and claim that the delivery is for them instead

She will be taking a box file of receipts from the cotswold Co and her exorbitant 560 nicker leccy bill for a totally different address

lol she really hasn't thought this story through, has she?!

 

[hoopdedoo]

Maybe Jack is so desperate to get that order because it's not coming from Waitrose and it's not the usual Christmas supplies, heh heh heh

 

[shugabug23]

Hmmmm, really?

 

[I'm not actually here]

Sorry, what? Photos with said sprog walking down the roads around you for starters. mate.

ETA beaten to it by shuggsyB!

 

[hoopdedoo]

Like when she posted the photo of Content's collar with a phone number on the collar? Yes, that kind of protecting a VULNERABLE CHILD