She has elevenerifed putting sand and seashells in layers in a jar, the daft twit
Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold
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This has been a glorious Christmas chaos! Is she angling for a last minute sloppies award for most farcical lie with the rogue Christmas slop delivery?
I'm hoping one of the demented aunties gets murderous and starts demanding the evil haterz get killed again. That chimp account is bound to tip one of them over the edge.
I have a new aneurysm; her misuse/misunderstanding/inability to comprehend Occam's Razor.
This is my first Christmas as a Frau. Does she always do this? Because ill put it down to her stocking up on Christmas Snow. A lot of dealers go off for a few days at Christmas. My weed dealer would always send out reminders that she would be turning her phone off for however many days and only dropped twice a week on lockdown. Difference is when you stock up on 
most people find it hard to leave it alone.
most people find it hard to leave it alone. No because I don’t believe she’s sent anything.
I'm way behind as usual but I have to comment on this.
Leaving aside the logic of 'transforming' a kitchen in a rented 'crappy bungalow'... all I can say re the second pic is WTAF. There's loads more I could say but words fail me tbh.
You can cancel past the cut off time.
Is she really suggesting you keep a jam jar full of dirty sea water as a souvenir? What is actually wrong with her?
That's what we're here to find out.
Ffs. HE'S 12! 12! 12! THAT IS NOT A TEENAGER YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKWIT.
Sorry for yelling. I'll stop and go back to softly, gently changing my sheets now
Ffs, if you're actually only 5'1.7, and he's still not as tall as you, then he's short. Daughter is now 5'7, still a little
, but taller than me by an inch now. There is no communal wardrobe, unless you count me claiming some new socks that had set off her sensory issues so she wouldn't wear them.
Ocado are usually the day before for changes - but this week mine was 2 days before - and Christmas delivery slots are £9.99 delivery charge with a minimum £90 spend
Tesco are 11.59pm the night before delivery - delivery charges vary
Of course Asda would’ve had the CEO deliver Jacks personally for all the work she does for them
And as said above, if her tenancy agreement is only due to end in 2023 why would she have a delivery booked to a different address in December? And who would do that anyway without a tenancy agreement?
Also to note, most Christmas delivery slots are released early to mid November unless you have a delivery pass - and they text to remind you of the amendment cutoff
Tesco are 11.59pm the night before delivery - delivery charges vary
Of course Asda would’ve had the CEO deliver Jacks personally for all the work she does for them
And as said above, if her tenancy agreement is only due to end in 2023 why would she have a delivery booked to a different address in December? And who would do that anyway without a tenancy agreement?
Also to note, most Christmas delivery slots are released early to mid November unless you have a delivery pass - and they text to remind you of the amendment cutoff
I reckon she's attempting to go viral with a quirky online delivery tale.
I've seen at least one tweet from the insufferable Hadley Freeman who allegedly got 3 bottles of champagne delivered as that's what she had put in as a holding order to get the slot, and forgot to change it.
How the other half live.
I've seen at least one tweet from the insufferable Hadley Freeman who allegedly got 3 bottles of champagne delivered as that's what she had put in as a holding order to get the slot, and forgot to change it.
How the other half live.
I will get around to it, thank you for pointing that out because I had forgotten. Do you want me to stop breathing? I work 500 hour days and give my life for POVs.Thank you for all you do.
Can I ask a cheeky but forensic edit? The microwaving fruit wasn't to warm it up, (although it did quite vigorously), it was supposedly to ripen it. That's why it was such such such balls (apart from possibility of fiery doom, natch). You're a bleeping idiot, Jack.
JamJarSH1TTER
That is SO mumsnet circa 2017. What next? she ordered chair/sofa/table from the internet for a great price, but when it arrived it was dolls house furniture?
the gif did a chaos, but it still works
Desperate to know what two forms of I.D she’s bringing! Can’t be a driving license. A passport obvs (can’t get to Dordrecht without one!) Maybe a signed advanced copy of Grifty Kitchen? … no that won’t work, her School Run Mum in a Land Rover hair doesn’t align with Porny Blindmen look of late. Who will end up with the bollock sausages and tins of peaches? Only one way to solve this…. FIIIIIIIIGHTTTTT!!!!!!!
A CCJ is an official document. Maybe she has a recent one, on court headed paper
This happened to my SIL - put in a place holder order, forgot about it, driver turned up with a crate containing a bottle of champagne. She sent it back as the champagne wasn't even on offer!
I've done the same with leaving the placeholder order of 4x 24 coke zero on the main order and then having a very confused husband ask if we really needed that many
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