Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold

[JombleWomble]

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Yes Jack, why phone the store to explain and ask them to amend the delivery address when you could cause a massive inconvenience to some poor unsuspecting stranger instead? Not that I believe this happened anyway.

If this really has happened I hope it's a Frau's flat that it gets delivered to. Real life chaosing!

 

[Lazarus]

I say it often, but I prefer her when she’s not here.

 

[zetta buttons]

Just thought I’d pop on and say my gutters are being seen to this afternoon.

(no gauche comments please)

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

 

[BlendedSlop]

No you're not. We know it, you know it, so why bother making an empty promise in the first place?

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

I hate her holier than thou not like other girls schtick. Like women/mothers/partners are the ones creating Christmas magic and it takes weeks because that’s how long the fucking season is? You’re not better than us you just don’t have the friends and family to warrant doing what we do. I’m also not taking smug gaffawing (sp?) over being soOo anti consumerist from someone that’s spent a one bed flat’s worth of cash on shite?

That's the most irritating bit, isn't it? That the effort other people put into their festive preparations is all "frippery", that only Jack knows how to make things uncomplicated and returning Christmas to its real meaning. Truly, she's like John the Baptist: she prepareth the way of the Lord by eating locusts and honey, and buying everyone identical pairs of bamboo socks from Boots.

 

[jenny2603]

The more I think on it, the more I think she never had any intention of moving out. Why would you get worked up about a rent increase that comes into play after you'd be out? You'd just be happy that you dodged a bullet.

 

[WhyYouCry?]

She is just so reactionary and mean.

She’s a rude, aggressive twat.

 

[glubby]

Hahaha “I’m not bothered but please please please please please vote for me or um, my friend will be upset”

 

[Geetbo]

I'm settling in, enjoying it all.

I feel like current Jack is the most authentic Jack. Blunt, rude, lying, fewer words, bitterness seeping, sarky, defensive, lying, angry, resentful, lying.

Any views on this?

Absolutely. The nasty, bitter, snarking cunt we see atm is the real her.

 

[hoopdedoo]

Does Jack's sober friend know that Jack found their two- hour conversation so engaging that she was posting random shit on Twitter throughout it?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

 

[Limey]

Even the thickest squigs are not going to believe this.

And some of them might start to question the £20 pov shop, and how an online shop doesn't fit in with Jack scampering home from ASDA with a rucksack bulging with smart price pasta. And how Southend's smolist chaos monkey managed to arrange an online shop, especially if Very Sad Jack was in play at the time.

With the old Tesco online shop, you can change up to midnight the night before. Must be different with Waitrose.

 

[Lazarus]

I would just like to say that, as far as I am aware, there are no celebrities (minor or otherwise) who live near me, that I would ignore in order to respect their privacy.

I do however, have a close personal friend with a large thread on here *I have never contributed to it.

 

[jenny2603]

Every so often you come across a flying monkey so thick it throws you off balance. Anyway today in Batshit School I learned that if you don't like white as mayo Jack Monroe you are a white supremacist because reasons...

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Ffs please stop tweeting this type of content about your child?

 

[Ellabella]

A VULNERABLE CHILD who you'd give access to your Twitter and its many alleged trolls? WTF.

 

[Geetbo]

Posting pix of yourself dressed up like a twat all the time and talking about your flaps and getting shagged for 6 hours is certainly compatible with consideration for a kid with their highly attuned sensitivity to embarrassment and need for peer approval innit

Particularly a kid who you claim earns pocket money by monitoring your twitter account.

 

[jenny2603]

Would the standard amount of notice for Jack to give be 4 weeks? If so, Jan 12th, one week after the book drops. How unkind of anyone to be subjecting her to negative reviews a time when she will be so stressed out trying to find a flat.

And the landlady, who was formally lovely, couldn't she be persuaded to let Jack go onto a rolling contract if she needed a bit more time to find somewhere to go?

As we know Jack has a rare and special form of autism called "Sterotypes and Stuff I Pulled Out My Arse Syndrome" and therefore cannot lie so Evil Landlady did have her on a rolling contract back in 2020 but then changed it to a fixed term contract with no break clause using trickery because Jack is such a desirable tenant.

 

[hoopdedoo]

Just received a recent issue of Private Eye in the mail (not sure if there's a newer one) and the "In the Back" section has a story about a food wholesaler that ripped off care providers during COVID, with substandard and overpriced packaged meals. The story says that two local councils have used special govt funding to pay the same wholesaler to provide supplies to local foodbanks. The foodbanks are complaining that the wholesaler is charging them way more than it would cost them to buy the same items at retail.

Apparently "poverty campaigners" are taking up the cause of protesting against this wholesaler and its practices. Hmm, if only there were an ex-food bank user and (alleged) poverty campaigner with a large social media following that could bring more attention to this situation......

(but of course that would require her to care about people other than herself and to get off her Mediterranean arse and do something constructive)