Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold

[gashlycrumbtiny]

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Sorry, what? Photos with said sprog walking down the roads around you for starters. mate.

ETA beaten to it by shuggsyB!

This could be my Christmas aneurism. All children are vulnerable, by virtue of being, you know, children. Show me an invulnerable child. Jack has very detached, dismissive air towards her son, except when it comes to an opportunity to use him as a human shield. Why would you have a vulnerable child run your twitter account? Or share his personal medical and mental health information with your 500,00 twitter followers for dopamine hits?

 

[Nixen]

Weird, I just searched for carrots and dog food on the Ocado app and no gin came up?
she’s so full of shit

 

[zetta buttons]

He's a vulnerable child, is he?

I wouldn't be shouting that from the rooftops.


I mean, I know she's already said it clear as day for anybody who happens to be KCSIE/SS/Education adjacent, but actually using the phrase? It's not generally approved of for parents to advertise this confidential information regarding their child, as it further increases their vulnerability, sometimes by effectively putting a bloody great target on their head for others to home in on.

It’s what I was alluding to first thing. We don’t throw the term around lightly in schools. I’m not going into details because as I said earlier, it’s confidential.

She’s vile.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Alright hun

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Omg go away randy divorced dad don’t have time for this rn!!

 

[fishyfishfish]

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I’ve used the term ‘fallen through’ to refer to buying but never renting…anyone else?! And was she planning on paying for two properties at once given that she was expecting to be in by now/hasn’t given notice on her current place yet? Make it make sense!

 

[springstudy]

Oh fuck that. She’s ridiculous. I know more about this literal child than some of my own friends kids. Because jack is the one who consistently posts shit about him, his personality, his needs, his habits and how annoying he is. She’s the only person I know on Twitter who even has a fucking nickname for him because she refers to him that much for her followers. No, you don’t get to reveal personal information about yourself and him when you’re being manic and attention seeking for your ego on Twitter only to then play the victim card and pretend you’re some helpless person being targeted, everyone who knows shit about you Jack knows against their own will, dickhead.

 

[Lazarus]

Fuckin mental to think @CarolineWhoHasHands never came back, isn’t it?

 

[Jelly Bean]

BOOO! Fuck off.

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See, this is where being decent to that narc gets us.

Exactly.
Guys always trust your instinct with her. She is an appalling weaselly c*nt. Always has been. Always will.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Rental places don’t fall through constantly like this. Didn’t she say one was damp? Only that would show on a conveyance wouldn’t it? If you were BUYING. And why offer to host family Xmas in a tiny tiny so smol new place you were moving too? Room for a dining table but not your own bed? Right Jack. Right.

But even if it had been delivered to the shitty bungalow, she says she still wouldn't be hosting Christmas, because of not having a table and chairs. Apparently she only realised this yesterday?? Did she have to call everyone she had invited to say she just remembered she's unable to do Christmas round at hers? And they'd have to make other plans?

It's all lies anyway, no point trying to make sense of it.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

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Why does she need 2 forms of ID when she could just roll up her sleeves?

Also this is going to be a tale of woe, isn’t it. A Christmas grift.

 

[Dogmuck]

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Bet her mates can’t wait to receive a chunk of cooking bacon and maize snacks- merry fuckjng Christmas my friends

 

[hiyaaaacath]

Hey guys, not to derail but…has anyone seen Ralf Little recently?

Oi Jack, (you know you’re reading) where’s Ralf. Or Nigella. Or Jay Rayner? Or the rest of your out of touch, rich, privileged celeb supporters? What’s going on?!

 

[jenny2603]

I'm settling in, enjoying it all.

I feel like current Jack is the most authentic Jack. Blunt, rude, lying, fewer words, bitterness seeping, sarky, defensive, lying, angry, resentful, lying.

Any views on this?

Yes, this is 100% Pure Jack. The reality is she could have done loads of low effort stuff to make it look like she was doing something of use but she couldn't even be arsed to do that. It's all been about indulging her saviour complex and promoting the grift. Even now I suspect this much bread crumbed downsize is aimed at getting the squigs to step in and fund another year or two "for you and the boy".

 

[jenny2603]

Exactly. I've had to ring Tesco/Ocado a couple of times because unexpected events meant I had to change my delivery slot after the deadline had passed. They've always been very understanding and happy to make changes. I mean, why wouldn't they? Of course they'd rather change an address/delivery date than have staff pack & deliver a massive order that no one will be home to accept. Maybe when Jack has caught up on this thread she'll tweet about how she can't possibly make a phone call because she's too poor to own modern technology and too frail to dial on her rotary phone.

The thought of Jack hovering outside someone's address to intercept her groceries gives me the heebie jeebies. Stay safe out there ninniefolk!

Some poor bastard thinking they've scored a load of free Christmas goodies only to get lumbered with tins of pilchards and hoops as well as shark eyes leering in their window. Thoughts and prayers, mystery person. If you make yourself known I'll send you some nice incense for the lingering honk on your landing.

 

[jenny2603]

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Those “32 people” who had to all check for themselves obviously don’t believe a single word that comes out of your vile lying mouth either.
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ETA so not a £20 performative shop this week, then?

So nine boxes of pies altogether and she took one to share with 32 people. Was she like Jesus feeding the five thousand?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

 

[BurgerLaBill]

Nice one Jack. Leading your kid around the shops like a packhorse to carry your shit and stealing the joy of Christmas away from him at the same time. He'll be a teenager soon and that magic will diminish. She ruins everything, the narc shithouse.

 

[Mme Coco]

There have been times over the past couple of weeks when I was convinced the grift had reached a tipping point and that Jack’s long overdue cancellation had gone past the point of no return. What I had completely underestimated was the gullibility of her Twitter following and their inability to discern facts as supported by evidence from Jack’s gaslighting bullshit. The only consolation is the Grocer poll will embolden her, so buckle up ninnies! We’re in for a spectacular Christmas and New Year ride with the Grift that keeps on giving. Magical!

 

[I'm not actually here]

She has been going on and on, for months, until only the other day about how she isn't moving until 2023. Suddenly, she has an online order going somewhere else. Does she ever NOT lie?