Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!

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Despite that, Papa H has a pic of them together. From Harold era I suspect as the fugly hat and earrings are in evidence. Maybe they were in truce for his sake. However someone did post many threads back that the brothers wife was very ill and that it coincided with Jacks oncologist post.
I also you think that you can bet your arse Mrs H did all the day to day childcare of the foster children and not Mr MBE for being an exemplary foster carer in absentia. He no doubt made the loudest noise about it though.
 
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WhyYouCry?

Bugger13 said:
My theory on Dordrecht is that old Harold googled & found this.
The stare into the camera and smile is pure vomit. Also she really cannot sing.
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Why have you done this to me?
The faux quivering voice when she talks about the pov
 
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Jelly Bean

noweverythingsucks said:
I've been wondering what 'my dear heart' was about. I'm contemplating grunking from day one but I think it would take me a year and a half.
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Unless somebody else has answered - 'dear heart' and 'tender one' were particularly foul terms Nigella used when addressing Jack. When she still acknowledged her presence that is
 
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Bugger13

LavaFlake said:
To this day I've not managed to break the 30 second barrier on this video
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Trust me, scroll to the end of the singing at least. It’s the smug smile of ‘I conquered my fear’ whilst warbling ‘stand by me’ several times that she ends with that is the comedy gold moment. If she was more tech savvy I swear she would have added whoops and applause.
 
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TheCat'sMother

Ablemabel said:
Now who wouldn't prefer to spend hours arguing the toss with strangers on the internet, as opposed to doing anything useful.

ETA: she's so bloody mardy in her replies. Such a tedious know it all too.
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Mardy is just the most perfect word to describe Jack. Thankspaceyou .
 
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Grizzlybear

Jumping ahead to say I got the FUCKINGRAGE at seeing chiz on tiz again.

Also her appalling fashion creations. She’s really like those overindulged precocious kids who think everything they do is god tier.
 
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BeautifulTrauma

Bugger13 said:
My theory on Dordrecht is that old Harold googled & found this.
The stare into the camera and smile is pure vomit. Also she really cannot sing.
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I watched it ALL the way through.

It's like a year 8 drama performance, the quivering. The looking up at the camera, she isn't nervous in the slightest, she's just a shite singer and knows how to play up to the camera. The demonic stare is quite something, I'll give her that.
 
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Deeznutslol

Bugger13 said:
My theory on Dordrecht is that old Harold googled & found this.
The stare into the camera and smile is pure vomit. Also she really cannot sing.
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Her accent is literally different in every video I’ve ever watched of her speaking
 
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Everytown




One-sixth is 16.7%, which obviously only matches the top two bandings. Firefighters on the proverbial £28k would be on one-seventh. As I understand it, contributor rates are high precisely because careers are expected to be relatively short, and normal retirement age is 55. Pensions can be claimed at 50 with 25 years service.

I suspect the "20% chance of getting back what we put in" is also misleading. I have two public sector pensions, and both pay out a survivor's pension (albeit reduced) and a related lump sum, so Mrs Everytown (who is quite a bit younger than me) and the SGs won't be left high and dry.
 
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HaveTinCanRattle

Credit where credit's due, though. Have any of YOU invented your own time signature? No? Thought not.
 
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moldwarp

Everytown said:
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Person who used past experience to attack politician, complains when someone else prompts her to think about said experience.
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W w wait WHATTTT???? She actually said this?? About a (supposed) real person who died??? And used their death to make it all about herself and a snarky reply to a comment she didn’t like? And spoke about this persons death in such gruesome, graphic terms???

How could she, I mean, how COULD she. And WHY hasn’t she been cancelled long time ago.
 
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EllaEm87

TheCat'sMother said:
Same babe.

I'm contemplating breaking at least one leg badly, so I can just sit at home & grunk for weeks
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No need to go all out with the leg dear heart, I found a mere 460 foot bones was enough to render me unfit for work for 6 weeks x
 
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reCAPTCHA

Feck said:
10 seconds of empty chair.
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Honestly I think I’d cringe myself inside out on the daily if I knew this footage of me was out there and being watched. Like….I actually think I could accept a dodgy sex tape over this
 
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AnnRKey

EllaEm87 said:
No need to go all out with the leg dear heart, I found a mere 460 foot bones was enough to render me unfit for work for 6 weeks x
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Someone at my work has been off for 6 weeks due to one broken bone in his big toe. We have an incredible hybrid working strategy and he was offered WFH but oh no. HELLO ARE YOU ON TATTLE?
 
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