I really feel like I’ve been shoved side to side in a Tardis! dizzyDidn't realise the TARDIS thread was going to involve so much interdimensional travel!
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Speaking of weird crushes (as we were somewhere in time and space), I am watching QI now and would like to add Gyles Brandreth to my list.tattle.life
^ this one any good?
Even though we've all been here throughout all of her horrific lies and am drams, her threads are littered with receipts, I'm still so shocked to see others SEE IT TOO? Like how is this not a bigger scandal, it's absolutely atrocious at a time of national economic & social crisis we have an upper middle class woman with plentiful personal assets begging for..... money to look after a cat in a needlessly costly manner that directly opposes professional medical advice?! I looked at her replies and there was some poor woman asking Jack to RT about a food bank running short of food, sorry love she's too busy doing all of this shit and risking her eyesight by cutting her fringe with a stanley knife...This is from MN:
Can't believe we've managed to upset the downing st honeys (I hope most of them did enjoy our brief invasion) We're going to get a reputation as the naughty threadI really feel like I’ve been shoved side to side in a Tardis! dizzy
See, this is what happens when we step a toe outside the safe zone!I really feel like I’ve been shoved side to side in a Tardis! dizzy
I’m not Jack saying Jack anything Jack off topic JackSee, this is what happens when we step a toe outside the safe zone!
I like it, its apt.Still absolutely HOOTING at your username @help i need some help!
It’s a bit disconcerting to get notifications that people are reacting to my comments on “Downing Street Men”. How the heck did THAT happen?Can't believe we've managed to upset the downing st honeys (I hope most of them did enjoy our brief invasion) We're going to get a reputation as the naughty thread
We travelled through space and time to become Downing Street FrausIt’s a bit disconcerting to get notifications that people are reacting to my comments on “Downing Street Men”. How the heck did THAT happen?
My six girls (OK, bitches!) are all from Romania with different problems, ranging from disability to refusal to walk on a lead (she has free run of the enclosed paddock though, like a dog park). My guardian girl was traumatised by the dog catchers and probably dragged by the neck; she bit me when I attempted to get her into the house with a tug on her collar - totally instinctive and immediately followed by an Oh Shit I Didn't look on her face. She was trembling last week from lightning without thunder and I have to watch for fear aggression with other dogs. Another is a complete drama queen and diva who eats plaster off walls....Awww. My boy isn't aggressive in the slightest (thank god, obvs there's a massive difference between a bitey dog and a bitey cat!), he's the gentlest soul. But he does have some, idk, psychological issues? Even at the best of times. Proper panic attacks, like PTSD, with certain triggers (I think I've said before, he's a Romanian rescue) - and I know that loud bangs started this particular episode, but it's gone on for *so long*. Anyway, this is very off topic and boring, so I'll stop! My issue is that he's the first dog I've had who is my very own (I've grown up with rescue dogs and we've always had one, but my mum has always been the main care provider), and I'm absolutely ... neurotic with him? Which isn't good for him either, he can probably sense it. He's a cross breed obvs but there's a LOT of collie in him and they're super-sensitive anyway so I' just worried that we'll cross-pollinate our neuroses if you see what I mean. Anyway, I said I'd stop and I will now! Sorry for being off topic, Jack's a cunt x
Sorry if this has been mentioned already but I’m sure it was a thread on Tattle that I read Mark Darcy from Bridget Jones’ Diary was based on himMaybe Keir will be her next victim, for the above reasons coupled with the fact he keeps taking our attention off her!
Oh and @heretoreaditall2019 asking the important questions. He was just shorter than expected rather than noticeably objectively short. I’m 171cm (a detail that may help the triangulators among us?) and he looked to be just an inch or two taller than me. Not that I got close enough to compare
Maybe it will be a children's book with morally sound characters.I’ve had a rather cynical thought. Bob the Street Cat died quite recently and it was reported in the papers, His owner (I forget his name) wrote a book about him which was really successful and there was a film and everything.
Now I‘m sure the timing is a complete coincidence but I am now wondering if Jack is thinking of writing a book about her disabled pet, or perhaps some sort of memoir in which she is “saved” by said pet. Animal stories often sell very well. And she is kind of laying the groundwork already. But of course there’s not much of a book if the kitten is PTS.
the new one is even worse than the first isn’t it. She’s fishing for a new sugar mommaI’d love to understand what goes through her mind when filming those cat vids. I love cats and pet them whenever I get the opportunity but the expressions and noises she’s making are just so odd. I’ve never seen anyone behave like that before! Makes me so uncomfortable!
I actually only found out about Bob the Streetcat maybe 6 months ago, just hearing his name still makes the tears trip off meI’ve had a rather cynical thought. Bob the Street Cat died quite recently and it was reported in the papers, His owner (I forget his name) wrote a book about him which was really successful and there was a film and everything.
Now I‘m sure the timing is a complete coincidence but I am now wondering if Jack is thinking of writing a book about her disabled pet, or perhaps some sort of memoir in which she is “saved” by said pet. Animal stories often sell very well. And she is kind of laying the groundwork already. But of course there’s not much of a book if the kitten is PTS.
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