Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter
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I think she'll pretend she's been in a fugue state for the last 12 years. It'll be all have been a dream, like Bobby and Pam in "Dallas"*
*Showing me age
*Showing me age
I'll be the yin to your yang EE. I'm going as shrunken head jumpsuit Jack, but I will need help from a professional TV prop department. Otherwise I'd end up covered in Papier mache and looking like Frank Sidebottom.
Is this some kind of elaborate Chris Moyles-style scam where she claims to HMRC that she's been a used TV salesman all along?!
Long term contributor here.
I've stepped back a bit recently.
The glee everyone is expressing is absolutely understandable BUT.... and as much as the #bekind annoys me to cover bad behaviour...we need to consider this side of things.
Jack is likely alone or with her son...hopefully not today. She is being called out and humiliated on a massive platform, rightly or wrongly. Many of us have said she likely has mental health issues that are not addressed properly.
As much as I was buzzing that this had been picked up by MSM this afternoon. I am equally concerned about her.
I hope her publishers, agent etc is supporting her through this and she's not just sat by herself refreshing comments.
I've stepped back a bit recently.
The glee everyone is expressing is absolutely understandable BUT.... and as much as the #bekind annoys me to cover bad behaviour...we need to consider this side of things.
Jack is likely alone or with her son...hopefully not today. She is being called out and humiliated on a massive platform, rightly or wrongly. Many of us have said she likely has mental health issues that are not addressed properly.
As much as I was buzzing that this had been picked up by MSM this afternoon. I am equally concerned about her.
I hope her publishers, agent etc is supporting her through this and she's not just sat by herself refreshing comments.
It looks like her legs cannot cope with the fact her (3.44%) Mediterranean a is collapsing.
I’m delighted to tell you that once again SHE’S LYING about the stupidest things. Evidence: her own words, the daft twit.I got bored of reading her rants about halfway down the list but had to pull out some highlights from what I did read.
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But…she can’t drive. Why did she have a car to sell in the first place?
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But…this is 2013, the year of prostitution and multiple suicide attempts.
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Yes, Jack, we HAVE seen the state of your shoes
From December 2013
Source: her showing off about the year of how AMAZING she is and how much good she does (on the last day of her TERRIBLE year of prostitution and stealing food to survive in the cold and mould and damp with no fridge and NO LIGHTBULBS raising a child ALONE).
A PRETTY GOOD YEAR
I started this year living – existing – on a £10 a week food budget topped up with five items of food from the Storehouse food bank once a week. I ended it with a recipe book deal, baki…
cookingonabootstrap.com
Even if the story is buried on the DM website....the site gets a *lot* of visitors. https://www.similarweb.com/website/archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/#overview
That is very kind of you dearest @ChocolateMuffin
It is a shame that Jack has never demonstrated your empathy and has never ever considered anyone’s mental health or support network when bullying small non-blue tick accounts and deliberately instigating horrible pile-ons using her very large public platform (including wordlessly condoning attempts to get people fired from their jobs/attempts to make people lose their livelihood).
Perhaps had she done so, things might be different for her now
ETA her agent and publisher bear A LOT of responsibility (especially reprehensible Carole) for enabling her and in Carole’s case, publicly encouraging her in some quite frankly unhealthy behaviors.
Well if she did sell the guitar, she got a new spenny one.I’m delighted to tell you that once again SHE’S LYING about the stupidest things. Evidence: her own words, the daft twit.
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From December 2013
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Source: her showing off about the year of how AMAZING she is and how much good she does (on the last day of her TERRIBLE year of prostitution and stealing food to survive in the cold and mould and damp with no fridge and NO LIGHTBULBS raising a child ALONE).
A PRETTY GOOD YEAR
I started this year living – existing – on a £10 a week food budget topped up with five items of food from the Storehouse food bank once a week. I ended it with a recipe book deal, baki…
Absolutely. She has behaved horrificly.
2 wrongs don't make a right, though.
I am extremely happy she is being exposed. I'm uncomfortable with how this may now pan out. My own anxiety perhaps....how else was I hoping the exposure of the grift would end?!
I might have felt sorry for Jack if she wasn't a heartless bully to every one in her life, especially her child and hadn't abused animals. Narcs can be pure evil.
That didn't happen though did it? The whole point of this is that they never went hungry!
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 
I don‘t think she’ll be that affected by the DM article. It’s the DM! And the article itself is a shambles. It barely made sense to me, with all the background information, so I wonder how it would read to someone new to it all.
I don‘t think she’ll be that affected by the DM article. It’s the DM! And the article itself is a shambles. It barely made sense to me, with all the background information, so I wonder how it would read to someone new to it all.
If we are to be filmed in shadow for Netflix, we need to think about how to create dramatic silhouettes. I'm gonna shotgun the pigskin hat, but that leaves the flower crown and the kumquat free.
And of course, if anyone is willing to shave their head into a reverse rat's tail for the greater good, we can probably hook you up with free slop for life.
And of course, if anyone is willing to shave their head into a reverse rat's tail for the greater good, we can probably hook you up with free slop for life.
It’ll be a Stetson for me
I do feel sorry for her. It can’t be easy being a narcissistic thundercunt and it must be even harder for her to realise that she’s not held in universal acclaim.
That said, she’s the architect of her own downfall. And she has to live with that. We don’t.
I bagsy Jo Brand to play me in the C4 documentary of this saga, as long as she doesn’t mind being in a wheelchair for the entire show.
That said, she’s the architect of her own downfall. And she has to live with that. We don’t.
I bagsy Jo Brand to play me in the C4 documentary of this saga, as long as she doesn’t mind being in a wheelchair for the entire show.
And the husky voice tells me someone has been up all night chattingShe's a little twitchy in that video
(I’ll pass on the slop, just up for looking like a mad b for a few weeks. Will set up a crowdfund for the trip to Toni and Guy)
I’m worried she’s going to use the DM article, AwfullyMolly and all the vicious trolls to claim she has fallen off the wagon. Something about her stopping posting when her Sober Days count is a perfect 500 is just niggling at me. The DM article will be her aneurism / breaking point and she will claim she had to re-enter rehab. This will garner more support from her FM and put the DM off writing follow up articles. There is a reason the comments have been turned off and a reason she’s not been on the Hellsite for 4 days and they are absolutely linked under a perfect “well I was sober for 500 days until…”
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