Elon needs to fix this as most people wouldn't think to do that. Eg blue on white vs white on blue.
Jack Monroe #426 Slop in a shoebox
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This. Imagine being such a spoilt witch that you can even accept money for nothing, let alone with such gracelessness. I saw someone on Twitter earlier saying they’d cancelled-they have several accounts they support on patreon & Jack slipped through the net until they came across AM & realised they’d been duped.
The difference in Twitter even from a few months ago is astonishing-remember when even one slightly negative tweet would get a hoard of flying monkeys? Those days are over. She is effectively finished in the mainstream-it’s morons, overly trusting oaps & divorced dads left.
ETA the spite tenner squig is a good example. What an absolute prick-and like Jack would think anything of a measly tenner-she will be disgusted at that amount. Being a Jack fan really is the mark of a fool.
Any Elon antics that make the likes of Our Jackie / Jameela Jamil / Owen Jones / Jolyon Maugham lose their tit is ok by me.
Yes I know it’s not big. I know it’s not right. I do appreciate that it was this kind of psychological pettiness on a much greater scale that led a fair chunk of people to vote to Trump and Brexit. I wouldn’t do it for anything that actually mattered. But I’m human. We’ve all got a teeny bit of troll in us. I can’t help it.
Jack must be fewwwmmminnnn that she can’t leap in and start pontificating over the shocking stats that the TT release yesterday on foodbank usage. This would be a perfect moment for her to lurch into the discussion and rehearse her visceral and shocking foodbank story for the millionth time, no?
But she can’t, cos Mollys blog exists, and squigs are gonna be asking her when she went to the foodbank, why she needed to when she had a book deal and tv appearances, whether she went once or many times as variously stated, and why the HELL she took precious resources from needy people when her parents would happily have given her food if only she’d ASKED.
How sad.
Yes, this is the account I mentioned yesterday that then promised to sent a fiver EVERY TIME parody Jack mentions patreon, and also same person who had trolls for dinner
Just need to apologise again for my crappy recaps. I've been putting as much effort into them as Jack does into cooking and it's not because I'm BUSY! Actually all the Jack antics have merged into one big puddle of slop lately. I'm sure she is in there somewhere.
I do think she has been WARNED to stfu and smoke touch some grass until the book is out because she's incapable of being nice and publishers are worried the book will bomb
David Walliams is also trending for making nasty comments about contestants on bgt. Jack’s fingers must be like gnarled claws with the effort to stop herself rushing in to take credit for outing him as a bit of an hole (tepid take number 333)
Parody Jack must start tweeting every hour on the hour about Patreon, I quite like the idea of Jack being funded by SPITE.
I like the idea of that moron being bankrupted to spite us all. If I were the parody I’d tweet on the hour & link her in.
Yes I'm not quite sure who is suffering from spite squig being such a wally. It is a very odd point to prove. Give all your money to the workshy grifter - nobody gives a shite
Yes, I'd love to see who cracks first.
I think that Jack is LEGITIMATELY unemployable
No real job apart from a few months as a trainee reporter in 2013 since she LEFT the fire service in 2011.
Left school at 16, joined fire service at 20. In those four years she worked in AT LEAST the below
Grandad’s Chip Shop
Debenhams with Dazza , ‘curing meats’ in the supermarket EYE-ROLL, PLEEZ which I’m assuming is…
…Never amount to anything Asda of the SPITE revisit
A FREEZING clothing warehouse where she had a challenging role
The coffee shop where she met her son’s long long long suffering dad
And finally not yet listed above, MULTIPLE entry level customer facing retail jobs (minus 2 for Debenhams hot plate and Asda above), cafes, bartender, potwash (at grandad’s restaurant/shithole guesthouse and/or elsewhere?), fast food industry-something, waitress (at grandad’s restaurant/shithole guesthouse and/or elsewhere?).
*chambermaid I’m being generous and not counting in the 4 years as she said she did it in grandad’s shithole guesthouse while at school.
That’s a fuckton of jobs to get through in 4 years. Love how she had to leave Southend to work in Basildon eventually. They’d prolly all heard about her in Southend by that point. (Or maybe she was fired from them all for stealing a scalpel but didn’t tell her boss?)
Also lol that high staff turnover Grandad apparently didn’t want to keep employing her either!
After the fire service SHE LEFT her 2012 pub job after mere weeks, was fired from her 2012 folk music art coffee job after 8 days, LEFT another 2012 job to become self employed, Became a trainee reporter in Feb 2013, LEFT that job in Summer 2013 when the guardian came calling.
How fortunate she is that she’s spent the last ten years being a talentless, lying, grifting charlatan bleep with a fake backstory and getting paid handsomely for it. Because she sure as tit can’t hold down a real job. She’d better keep her legsclosed open and snag a rich sugar daddy and new SB STAT!
Left school at 16, joined fire service at 20. In those four years she worked in AT LEAST the below
Grandad’s Chip Shop
Debenhams with Dazza , ‘curing meats’ in the supermarket EYE-ROLL, PLEEZ which I’m assuming is…
…Never amount to anything Asda of the SPITE revisit
A FREEZING clothing warehouse where she had a challenging role
The coffee shop where she met her son’s long long long suffering dad
And finally not yet listed above, MULTIPLE entry level customer facing retail jobs (minus 2 for Debenhams hot plate and Asda above), cafes, bartender, potwash (at grandad’s restaurant/shithole guesthouse and/or elsewhere?), fast food industry-something, waitress (at grandad’s restaurant/shithole guesthouse and/or elsewhere?).
*chambermaid I’m being generous and not counting in the 4 years as she said she did it in grandad’s shithole guesthouse while at school.
That’s a fuckton of jobs to get through in 4 years. Love how she had to leave Southend to work in Basildon eventually. They’d prolly all heard about her in Southend by that point. (Or maybe she was fired from them all for stealing a scalpel but didn’t tell her boss?)
Also lol that high staff turnover Grandad apparently didn’t want to keep employing her either!
After the fire service SHE LEFT her 2012 pub job after mere weeks, was fired from her 2012 folk music art coffee job after 8 days, LEFT another 2012 job to become self employed, Became a trainee reporter in Feb 2013, LEFT that job in Summer 2013 when the guardian came calling.
How fortunate she is that she’s spent the last ten years being a talentless, lying, grifting charlatan bleep with a fake backstory and getting paid handsomely for it. Because she sure as tit can’t hold down a real job. She’d better keep her legs
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I think this is why there's the new email as well. She's probably been pontificating on giving someone access to her other one(s) by saying she's got personal stuff on there, so they've got her to create the hello one to be Jack Monroe [Work] that they can access and to try to stop the absolute chaos of her mixing everything in together.
Can’t stand Elon Musk but I’m kind of loving it too. Mostly because it affects the most irritating, terminally online, blue tick gobshites. It’s hilarious to see them complain his every action, yet be completely unable to do the one thing that would really stick it to him - just stop tweeting! Or even better, delete your accounts en masse because that would actually make an impact. But they can’t because they’re addicted.
They’re also the kind who’ve argued for years that Twitter is a private company and can do what it wants, when the people they disagreed with were being kicked off the platform. But now someone they don’t like is in charge it’s suddenly a ‘public resource’.
Was her chipshop job at her grandpa's chipshop, or was he DEAD by then?I think that Jack is LEGITIMATELY unemployable
No real job apart from a few months as a trainee reporter in 2013 since she LEFT the fire service in 2011.
Left school at 16, joined fire service at 20. In those four years she worked in AT LEAST the below
Grandad’s Chip Shop
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Debenhams with Dazza , ‘curing meats’ in the supermarket EYE-ROLL, PLEEZ which I’m assuming is…
View attachment 1719329
…Never amount to anything Asda of the SPITE revisit
View attachment 1719347
A FREEZING clothing warehouse where she had a challenging role
View attachment 1719337
The coffee shop where she met her son’s long long long suffering dad
View attachment 1719343
And finally not yet listed above, MULTIPLE entry level customer facing retail jobs (minus 2 for Debenhams hot plate and Asda above), cafes, bartender, potwash (at grandad’s restaurant/shithole guesthouse and/or elsewhere?), fast food industry-something, waitress (at grandad’s restaurant/shithole guesthouse and/or elsewhere?).
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*chambermaid I’m being generous and not counting in the 4 years as she said she did it in grandad’s shithole guesthouse while at school.
That’s a fuckton of jobs to get through in 4 years. Love how she had to leave Southend to work in Basildon eventually. They’d prolly all heard about her in Southend by that point. (Or maybe she was fired from them all for stealing a scalpel but didn’t tell her boss?)
Also lol that high staff turnover Grandad apparently didn’t want to keep employing her either!
View attachment 1719384
After the fire service SHE LEFT her 2012 pub job after mere weeks, was fired from her 2012 folk music art coffee job after 8 days, LEFT another 2012 job to become self employed, Became a trainee reporter in Feb 2013, LEFT that job in Summer 2013 when the guardian came calling.
How fortunate she is that she’s spent the last ten years being a talentless, lying, grifting charlatan bleep with a fake backstory and getting paid handsomely for it. Because she sure as tit can’t hold down a real job.
The outrage of the blue ticks is keeping me highly amused at the moment, I have to say. And all the threats to leave, as if anyone actually cares! Their self importance is astounding.
The leavers who won't leave drive me insane. They've not been off Twitter since they all said they were leaving ages ago. It must be absolutely killing Jack that she can't weigh in. I had high hopes for her working out how many tins of Smart Price hoops Musk could buy if he gave away his entire fortune to the needy.
Pre-SB she also claimed to be working part time in a cafe and in a night club while also doing her fire service shifts. I bet she was horrendously unreliable at all three of them.I think that Jack is LEGITIMATELY unemployable
No real job apart from a few months as a trainee reporter in 2013 since she LEFT the fire service in 2011.
Left school at 16, joined fire service at 20. In those four years she worked in AT LEAST the below
Grandad’s Chip Shop
View attachment 1719327
Debenhams with Dazza , ‘curing meats’ in the supermarket EYE-ROLL, PLEEZ which I’m assuming is…
View attachment 1719329
…Never amount to anything Asda of the SPITE revisit
View attachment 1719347
A FREEZING clothing warehouse where she had a challenging role
View attachment 1719337
The coffee shop where she met her son’s long long long suffering dad
View attachment 1719343
And finally not yet listed above, MULTIPLE entry level customer facing retail jobs (minus 2 for Debenhams hot plate and Asda above), cafes, bartender, potwash (at grandad’s restaurant/shithole guesthouse and/or elsewhere?), fast food industry-something, waitress (at grandad’s restaurant/shithole guesthouse and/or elsewhere?).
View attachment 1719354
*chambermaid I’m being generous and not counting in the 4 years as she said she did it in grandad’s shithole guesthouse while at school.
That’s a fuckton of jobs to get through in 4 years. Love how she had to leave Southend to work in Basildon eventually. They’d prolly all heard about her in Southend by that point. (Or maybe she was fired from them all for stealing a scalpel but didn’t tell her boss?)
Also lol that high staff turnover Grandad apparently didn’t want to keep employing her either!
View attachment 1719384
After the fire service SHE LEFT her 2012 pub job after mere weeks, was fired from her 2012 folk music art coffee job after 8 days, LEFT another 2012 job to become self employed, Became a trainee reporter in Feb 2013, LEFT that job in Summer 2013 when the guardian came calling.
How fortunate she is that she’s spent the last ten years being a talentless, lying, grifting charlatan bleep with a fake backstory and getting paid handsomely for it. Because she sure as tit can’t hold down a real job. She’d better keep her legsclosedopen and snag a rich sugar daddy and new SB STAT!
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