Square. Sunflowers by Elizabeth Arden.*Scribbles frantically in notebook*
Keep it coming, kids. Between your face shapes and your fave perfumes of the 90s, I'll be on your doorsteps in minutes.
https://giphy.com/dsuMgwqU0BuZc2hGXF"Sausage stations"
Ha, just goes to show I clearly know eff all about accents! To me she sounds public school-ish.Whereas I can definitely hear it. It's a middle class grammar school Essex accent to me, similar to my mother's Black Country accent, popping out in vowels and the occasional word. It's not a public school RP accent which you hear around London and Edinburgh - in addition to the Scottish public/private/educated Scots accents. You can definitely hear the difference, for example, when she was on television with Rachel Johnson.
[I'm always asked where I'm from, not having any Scots accent at all thanks to being sent away to school in England, despite having all the vocabulary and understanding Doric fluently! My father could pop between the two but I can't do accents other than my own. I was once told at a class reunion that the only time I sounded Scots was when I said Scotland!]
I met Kevin Bridges years ago and he was unbelievably attractive. There was something so magnetic about him. Honestly, I was hypnotised he was such a sweet talker as well as being absolutely hilarious.If you’ve not watched rab mcglinchey interpreting for the neds on chewing the fat you’ve not lived.
I really like Kevin Bridges and on his last tour he did a sketch about coming home from a night out and his new posh neighbours had a gazebo up and he thought someone had been murdered
He was like in Clydebank we call that a crime scene.
I first saw him in Newcastle and it took a while for the audience to get it.
Except me.
His best sketch without a doubt is life in Scotland
‘Imagine naming your daughter after the nightclub she was conceived in’
My mum has a retrousse nose. And the odd thing is. I only noticed it a few years ago.Oh! You sweet thing. Sorry, but I feel all the sympathy while HOOTING at 'retroussé'
Middle Class grammar school yes, Essex no. I lived in Southend until I was 28. I think a lot of people who do not have southern accents get them mixed up. For instance the Portsmouth accent sounds like a West country accent to me , but my scouse mate thinks they sound like cockneys!Whereas I can definitely hear it. It's a middle class grammar school Essex accent to me, similar to my mother's Black Country accent, popping out in vowels and the occasional word. It's not a public school RP accent which you hear around London and Edinburgh - in addition to the Scottish public/private/educated Scots accents. You can definitely hear the difference, for example, when she was on television with Rachel Johnson.
[I'm always asked where I'm from, not having any Scots accent at all thanks to being sent away to school in England, despite having all the vocabulary and understanding Doric fluently! My father could pop between the two but I can't do accents other than my own. I was once told at a class reunion that the only time I sounded Scots was when I said Scotland!]
Oh, Uncle Vlad!Found the hit piece. Took a while. It didn't come up in a news search. Anyway, it's shit but bits of it made me laugh.
What next? Now woke police think David Walliams’ kids’ books are racist, fat-shaming and woman-hating
Millions of David Walliams’ books have been sold around the world and are loved by their young readers, but guess what? According to the lefty fun sponges, they’re guilty of a string of politically incorrect crimes.www.google.com
Jacks accent is fairly neutral i thinkMiddle Class grammar school yes, Essex no. I lived in Southend until I was 28. I think a lot of people who do not have southern accents get them mixed up. For instance the Portsmouth accent sounds like a West country accent to me , but my scouse mate thinks they sound like cockneys!
I met Michelle McManus before she got famous-ish. She was very nice. Quite shy. She briefly temped with my flatmate.Two insults I remember from school; the laughing cow & being likened to Michelle McManus in sizekids are cunts, are they.
Now, I never get Portsmouth mixed up with West Country, it definitely veers towards the estuary like Jack. East Anglia is definitely different, as is Hampshire itself but all that area to the east and around London just merges into one big mass of estuary unless a very definite rural or Cockney accent. I suspect that Allegra and Louisa brushed off on her.Middle Class grammar school yes, Essex no. I lived in Southend until I was 28. I think a lot of people who do not have southern accents get them mixed up. For instance the Portsmouth accent sounds like a West country accent to me , but my scouse mate thinks they sound like cockneys!
I can hear her Essex-ness. I sound similar and a lot of people I know that have also lived in Southend their entire lives sound similarly.Middle Class grammar school yes, Essex no. I lived in Southend until I was 28. I think a lot of people who do not have southern accents get them mixed up. For instance the Portsmouth accent sounds like a West country accent to me , but my scouse mate thinks they sound like cockneys!
I am SO glad you said this.I met Kevin Bridges years ago and he was unbelievably attractive. There was something so magnetic about him. Honestly, I was hypnotised he was such a sweet talker as well as being absolutely hilarious.
*shakes self out of daydream*
So is Jack doing another book tonight? I've not seen any announcements yet.
Thanks babe xThis one?
Writer Jack Monroe to stand in General Election this June
Activist and former Echo columnist Jack Monroe has said that she will be standing in June’s general election.www.echo-news.co.uk
Now that makes me really angry. Mr Falkor was a late surprise for his parents, he's 7 years younger than his next nearest sibling, so from the age of about 11, after next sibling had gone to university, his parents would frequently say things like, 'If it wasn't for him we'd be off travelling now.' He still lives with the after-effects of that today and he's in his 50s now.In case anyone forgets what a fucking liar she is: https://threader.app/thread/1244753809773035527
'If it weren't for that boy, i'd probably still be in the fire service. Halfway to my 25 year service medal, paying into my pension, ironing my epaulettes.'
I applaud the use of their term ‘humour vacuum’Found the hit piece. Took a while. It didn't come up in a news search. Anyway, it's shit but bits of it made me laugh.
What next? Now woke police think David Walliams’ kids’ books are racist, fat-shaming and woman-hating
Millions of David Walliams’ books have been sold around the world and are loved by their young readers, but guess what? According to the lefty fun sponges, they’re guilty of a string of politically incorrect crimes.www.google.com
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