That's just reminded me of the chicken/spam meatballs. NOPE.Weird bots are spamming Twitter with variations on "Jack Monroe has left Twitter". This one is a better cook than Jack so it's not all bad.
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Did anyone manage to triangulate the squishy sofa she's sleeping on and the velvet sofabed she gave to a friend and all the billions of cushions?
Well this is a lovely catch-up after a really hard couple of shifts-just what the day off ordered. I’m absolutely mind-blown by the Spenny List. It’s yet more confirmation (none more needed) that she’s a liar and a grifter and an entitled, embittered Tory who feels done wrong. The brands she buys are frankly insane. They are the brands of the upper middle classes-when I was house-cleaning we would see the Emma Bridgewater and the Penhaligons and the Cotswold cabinets galore. It makes me lol how trad she is when she spends so much time and money playing kooky quirky thrift store Jack.
Are the tattoos on the list or did a travelling tattoo apprentice insist on her being their muse?
ONE HUNDRED HOUR WORK WEEK innit. Also she has a shitload of those diaries* to fill and absolutely nothing to fill them with.
I will never not absolutely love that she self-importantly does an hours-long “stocktake” like she’s a flagship city centre branch of British Home Stores (RIP). Respect to you, Jack. It’s what they would have wanted.
THE EMIN PRINT WE SAW WAS NOT IN JACK'S HOUSE, FFS.
HOW MANY MORE TIMES?!
*aneurysm*
Also, Jack might claim to have an original Emin but we have seen ZERO evidence of it.
@That Forensic Man i need to make a correction as I made a mistake with one of my costings (see how it’s done Jack)
A frau said earlier that they thought the kitchen snake baskets were Wilco so I went looking for receipts. They were identified as Wilco by @Ninch55 and are £56 total if there are seven- not £45 each as I said (in my fuge state) I’m sorry. View attachment 1612756
I will however countermand this terrible error with the expensive coffee machine she said in the book intro for Good Food for Bad Days that she bought with the advance (noted by @Veronicaaa) featured in same kitchen. Despite claiming to not drink coffee.
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Looks a lot like this one to me
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Also this alarm clock on her bedroom shelf identified by @Marmalade Atkins back in January.
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And this is a Tatty Devine Fishbone necklace that sold for £66
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No word on the turban monstrosity £
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I’m stopping this now as much as I think it’s useful to have all in one place, the rampant consumerism while rattling the can and being disingenuous about her finances and ‘managing on a budget expertise’ is absolutely nauseating. I actually feel sullied and grubby just from compiling this stuff.
For the List, didn’t some Frau Marple triangulate the necklace at the Arcade Fire gig? I thought it was Tiffany but can’t see it on their website.
Now I’m off to resubscribe to Barpod, excellent chroniclers of Internet bullshit
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Morning, ninnies! Great news on the podcast. Anyone for toast? Two slices or four?
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Found on Google but taken from tattle
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I could be mistaken but that doesn’t look like a cheap rucksack - the logo on the shoulder could be Peak Design (major speculation on a blurry photo I know me-lud!)
the shoes in the TBC
ETAOh, and a brand spanking new iPhone too. View attachment 1612703
These are the shoes she both claimed a stylist had left behind at her house so said she could keep, and also that she accidentally walked off a photoshoot not at her house wearing them so kept them. Identified by @Into_the_tunnel, they’re Russell and Bromley
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Her 10 Downing Street leopard monstrosities are similar but with block heels so assume similar price tag and I think she’s got at least one other pair too.
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Also Ray Ban sunglasses at over £100 a pop. I am pretty sure more than one pair but can’t find receipts for the others right now.
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A caveat that some of the things on this longlist might well have been less expensive at the time she bought them, but not by a huge amount. All these things have always been pricey. Again as others have said, NO JUDGEMENT of what anyone spends their earned money on. Don’t then whinge you can’t afford rent, to buy a house or grift money from other people while posturing as the voice of poverty and a budgeting expert though.View attachment 1612735
These look like a combination of tall IKEA Billys to me. At current time narrow and wider white versions are £75 and £120, same in the ‘wood’ colour £112 and £148. Not to mention the cost of what’s on them. Top right shelf looks to have over £150 of Moleskines sat on it for eg.
Also, more books and bookshelves. Different ones. Rainbow book wanker.
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@That Forensic Man there’s a lot of Sophie contain portmerion crockery all over her insta. I have to go to work but I am very sure a lot has been triangulated. There was a drama when a load was delivered late (?) at one point. https://www.johnlewis.com/browse/home-garden/sophie-conran-for-portmeirion-white-tableware/_/N-lvjl
@That Forensic Man a few more additions for the Spenny List:
£300 print
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And 400+ Christmas baubles(!) Fraus at the time triangulated a cross section as being from John Lewis, Gisela Graham and Oliver Bonas, all in the range of £5 - £7.50 each. None of the others look like Home Bargains or Wilko either, so...£1,000 at a conservative estimate?
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ArchiveMartina Mercer - Is jack Monroe a Liar?
she doesn't cover everything, but it's a new article on Jack. I don't know anything about the author but she seems to come from a working class background and she's really pissed off with Jack... that tide is well and truly turning dear fraus!
Pallets of products normally cost about a grand each Jack.... that's from wholesale also. Lord knows what it would be if she bought them from Asda. LmaoView attachment 1614992
A couple of vintage bangers from Jack "10 pallets" Monroe for you, whilst it's quiet.
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A couple of vintage bangers from Jack "10 pallets" Monroe for you, whilst it's quiet.
She didn't *actually* say that she bought 10 pallets, she just implied it!Pallets of products normally cost about a grand each Jack.... that's from wholesale also. Lord knows what it would be if she bought them from Asda. Lmao
Frankly I'd be astonished if it was ten tins of (pre-rinsed) hoops.Pallets of products normally cost about a grand each Jack.... that's from wholesale also. Lord knows what it would be if she bought them from Asda. Lmao
It wasHi! Been lurking and grunking for a few weeks, still trying to catch up but I have a little something for you in the meantime that I don't believe is in 'the list' so far - View attachment 1614978
It's down as *checks notes* £290 Baywood 33 drawer tea chest (Wayfair)It wasin the past as being from Wayfair apothecary drawers, around £250 it’s in the list I think? @That Forensic Man
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