I just wish the time would hurry up!
I just wish the time would hurry up!I do not like trifle(wet sponge, tinned fruit, cold custard, bland cream and hard sugar sprinkles? No thank you) but every single one she criticised looked nicer than the cheap looking basic thing she posted. For someone so critical of her childhood she sure is stuck in the 80s. Bet she eats pot noodles.
Twitter is not holding back, I don’t see how she can come back. But …. Nigella and lots of blue ticks followed her, can she just abandon this verified attention?
AM suggesting something is going to drop. A MSM outing? Class action suit? Banning from Patreon? Tax / furlough investigation? Time will tell.
Bet she’s wishing she never posted HH2: Hungrier and Hurtier because you can literally chart her downfall from there. A grift too far!
That's not Jack, it's Wilem Dafoe.I've been on these threads for a while, and many a Frau have remarked on Jack's fillers and lip plumpers. I didn't really see it myself, but looking at the replies of the Pink News post I see 2015 Jack and... Yeah, I see it now. She hasn't looked like this for a long time. And it's not just because of age.
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I'm really distressed by that bit of sponge that's sitting at a jaunty angle. It looks like it's trying to come to the surface and get us. THAT TRIFLE IS LITERALLY TRYING TO DO US IN. SEND HELPOS.
Jenny numbers, I bloody love you. Hiya Huffycakes and fully grown Griftasaurus should either be thread title noms (sorry mods) or forever be in the Monroeniverse lexiconShe's absolutely off her shithouse onion. I'm typing this for Jack's benefit (Hiya Huffycakes) becasue it's bloody obvious to anyone who has given it more than three seconds thought. No publication, let alone Private Eye will give you a lifetime clean bill of health. Maybe they looked into you when you were only a fledgling grifter and didn't find much but now you're fully grown griftasaurus, there's more to work with. You're fucked, Sunshine. WARNED.
Oh, so THAT's why the top was that colour?! I was about to ask what the light brown slop floating above the cream was...Big Dave MBE adds a tin fruit cocktail (but only when Jack has a collab with Del Monte) and what looks like a rasher of bacon, then Jack sprays the top of the trifle gold to make Big Dave MBE laugh.
This sounds made up, I know. IT ISN'T.
Can you IMAGINE if Jack sprayed the tortoise gold?????!!!!!!!!!!Is there also a tortoise garden ornament that Big Dave laughs at too? Or have I had a wild episode?
Maybe it was a decade ago. Before The Pov.I don't know any media outlet that does an investigation and then phones up the subject to say "all clear, carry on". Unless m'learned friends are involved, or the subject phones them to ask what happened to the story. If JM is claiming that Private Eye did an investigation into her affairs and didn't find anything, and then phoned her to tell her that her reputation was clear and they wouldn't be doing a story, she's lying.
Private Eye has some very determined and skilled investigative reporters, who have done deep dives into major stories like the shell companies based overseas that own a lot of property in the UK, and the Royal Mail audits that mistakenly blamed errors on postmasters and refused to consider evidence that cleared the postmasters. I honestly don't think that an investigative team that thorough could look at JM's dealings and *not* find something suspicious.
I have no words. This looks like an abomination.
How did you edit it? Did you add the Santa hat to get us in a festive mood?Did JM do an arty topless shot? ETA, I spoilered this I thought. Then I edited it and have made it much worse. Soz mods.
‘what light brown slop is this?’ Is the eternal question when you enter (or escape) the world of JackOh, so THAT's why the top was that colour?! I was about to ask what the light brown slop floating above the cream was...
I did a Jaws teeth Jack a while ago but here is Jaws teeth Jack as a couple of sharks.Let’s just look at her THEN and NOW
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She also sprays it gold TO PISS US OFF.Oh, so THAT's why the top was that colour?! I was about to ask what the light brown slop floating above the cream was...
Why? Like why would you spray it gold? And why would it piss the canal off?
Why did Big Dave laugh? Because gold reminds him that he has more money than other people? Surely not, he's Marxist-LeninistWhy? Like why would you spray it gold? And why would it piss the canal off?
I'm so confused.
Wasn't that The Dordrecht Incident?I think it was a taxidermy stuffed badger
Oh, yeah, I think it was.Wasn't that The Dordrecht Incident?
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