He’d have to given the godawful shite he comes up with. Poor brain must be frozen solid.She thinks she's fucking Heston Blumenthal (who also enjoys the snow)
@Hollaaa is that genius!Some absolute genius nominated the words of a squig for thread title but I can't find them to give them their prize of a day trip to Hastings. Ah well.
In the last thread Jack dabbled in a little bit of politics slagging off the government with the edgy use of a swear, and did Catherine Cookson dirty by cosplaying working class in asuede biker jacket which cost nearly as much as the true cost of a hand-knitted shawl in the year of our slop 2022.
Pink Wiki x 2 is your essential reading at the top of the page for newcomers, no swears in your thread title nominations and try to hold off until p35 or later.
As it will be a verified purchase, I hope he leaves a review!Fraus, we are on holiday for a week and I regret to inform you that Mr Beacon has purchased Tin Can't Cook for his Kindle and plans to regale me with His Thoughts on her terrible cooking. We are both quite keen cooks and even more keen eaters, and it's an interesting exercise to talk through what's wrong with bad recipes and how they could be improved
What the actual fuck is that?I think I may have said Jack Monroe one too many times and summoned something awful. Anyway, if you don't fancy a roast today I've just been offered up this monstrosity over on my Instagram feed. Reminded me of Jack for some reason. I've seen it so you all have to see it too. Happy Sunday, ninnies!
Precisely what I said when it popped up.What the actual fuck is that?
I think it's those frankfurters that come vacuum packed in plastic, sliced not quite through to create a slot which you then fill with mince, and then fry. It is not clear if there is anything else in the mince, barring a meagre sprinkling of black pepper.What the actual fuck is that?
As someone who has cooked Three Tin Tender from that “book” I can confidently state that it is not redeemable.Fraus, we are on holiday for a week and I regret to inform you that Mr Beacon has purchased Tin Can't Cook for his Kindle and plans to regale me with His Thoughts on her terrible cooking. We are both quite keen cooks and even more keen eaters, and it's an interesting exercise to talk through what's wrong with bad recipes and how they could be improved
I feel sick. Frankfurters are the anti meat; and I say that as a vegetarianI think it's those frankfurters that come vacuumed in plastic, sliced not quite through to create a slot which you then fill with mince, and then fry. It is not clear if there is anything else in the mince, barring a meagre sprinkling of black pepper.
The words 'unctious', 'mouthfeel', and 'moist' in ONE single piece of writing should be considered a Crime against Humanity. At the very least!We learned that chicken porridge is ideal to make when you're depressed, requiring an hour and a half plus two pans to make, putting cold oil onto cold chicken to start browning it then boiling it for an hour, and no salt. Yummy yummy please can I have some more??
Oh and Jack has been softly, gently campaigning for UBI for a decade.
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