She wrote it 10 years ago and has been dining out on it ever since.tit, the keynote really is tomorrow
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Jack Monroe #403 It’s hard to believe anything Jack Monroe says anymore
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It’s very hard not to go all John McEnroe at this (you cannot be serious).
Anyway must be off I have important campaigning to do:
1) tweet Maccas and insist they bring back the breakfast wrap
campaigning2) fundraising - the worthy causes have asked that I don’t tell anyone who they are because they don’t want any raise in awareness that they exist
3) BTS woooo loook at meeee a little campaigning ghost
The Catherine Cookson lecture? Oh that's too funny. Jack Monroe on being a working class woman in publishing as the Catherine Cookson lecture. Oh dear me. Oh dear me. That's actually too funny.
Jack, they're talking about successful campaigns.
ETA: I can even provide an example for you. Marcus Rashford and the FSM campaign. What did you do again? UBI? VBI? Big fat lie?
She’s probably been allocated the balcony or the broom cupboard, nothing vast, so it’s not too obvious if she fails to showtit, the keynote really is tomorrow
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No wonder hunger hurts twice
Said it a million times, but she's never going to stop, is she? My issue is the bottom-feeding angle of it all. If she'd stop that I might be a bit easier on her, because she's just a figure of fun when you take the grift away.
So are we having to add "campaign" to the list of words Jack doesn't understand? 
She shouldn't be let anywhere near a microphone. Not because I want to see her cancelled or deplatformed. I just don't want to hear that monotone voice of hers.
That is so disrespectful! I don’t know why I’m surprised. Anyone who really was marginalised, and faced barriers in the publishing industry would take this seriously and be prepared* because you know you might not be as easily forgiven as someone with Jack’s contacts and privilege.tit, the keynote really is tomorrow
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*even with ADHD, you’d find your own way to make it work
How is this lying liar allowed to continue lying like this.
LITERALLY DID NONE OF THESE THINGS
Jack Monroe is a massive liar, and takes money from people who earn less than her.
Pass it on, and please tell all your friends not to buy her over priced £20 recipe book in January (as if anyone will actually be buying it then ha), a whole weeks worth of shopping money on a book?? Just give them the twenty quid I guarantee they will feed themselves better with the money than that book
Prays: Just someone mock up a Catherine Cookson cover for the thread. Please please.
I would absolutely do this but I do not have the necessary skills. I know those skills must exist somewhere here because have seen them.
I would absolutely do this but I do not have the necessary skills. I know those skills must exist somewhere here because have seen them.
Everything she does has a "will this do?" last minute scribble sentiment about it.
If I was paying someone to perform at my festival, I'd want a lot more effort
If I was paying someone to perform at my festival, I'd want a lot more effort
Funny how she couldn’t use any of her own content to demonstrate her Superdrug campaign. Or a link to the massively well received Saver Squad segment on Lorraine
I doubt it’s true she’s working through the night on it now, it’s just a way to throw another brag into the mix
IT industry terminology - headline speech of the day at a big conference. The one you queue for and may not get in, exhibitor hall and trade stands are shut to ensure sole focus on those talks. There are no parallel sessions to go to. https://davidgiard.com/quick-thoughts-from-the-2021-microsoft-ignite-keynote
I'm not sure she actually understands that her Twitter is visible. Can't imagine what my client would think if I was writing a presentationtit, the keynote really is tomorrow
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She is UNBEARABLE.
How dare you only be writing that speech now you ungrateful, lying, middle class scumbag leech.
ASDA WERE ALREADY ROLLING OUT THE SMART PRICE
YOU DID duck ALL WITH THE ONS THEY WERE ALREADY CHANGING IT
SUPERDRUG WERE PAYING YOU
I DONT REMEMBER THE LAST ONE BUT I AM STUCK IN SHOUTY RAGE CAPS NOW SEND HELPOS
How dare you only be writing that speech now you ungrateful, lying, middle class scumbag leech.
ASDA WERE ALREADY ROLLING OUT THE SMART PRICE
YOU DID duck ALL WITH THE ONS THEY WERE ALREADY CHANGING IT
SUPERDRUG WERE PAYING YOU
I DONT REMEMBER THE LAST ONE BUT I AM STUCK IN SHOUTY RAGE CAPS NOW SEND HELPOS
Ah yes, then there was Marcus Rashford's later work with Tom Kerridge which Jack tried to undermine with false allegations about Tom Kerridge stealing her work. Thankfully Jack is such an insignificant pea brain that hardly anyone noticed and the campaign was unharmed by her malicious tantrum.
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