Jack Monroe #401 Is there a ‘blocked by DIVA magazine’ club?

[Pavlova]

Like duck the police are going to spend time and resources launching an investigation into someone trying a password on someone's online accounts . It happens all the time, you barely get anywhere with the police if any fraud is actually committed! They won't give a toss that there were sign in attempts, and will just tell you to make sure your passwords are tight. Nice try Jack, you great big melon .

I am hooting. Can you imagine? Say it out loud and it sounds so ridiculous...
Essex police, state your emergency...
Send help!! Someone's tried to hack my patreon account.
Sorry?
And hacked my teemill account too. I can't log on.
Come on Jacksie ya dullard. You might fool the squiggs but not us.

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

FFS I get emails from gmail on a regular basis telling me someone has asked for a password reset for my email because there are several people in the world named myfirstname mylastname, and I got the gmail dot com address first. They are either trying to get into their own email and forgot the 1, or they are the usual foreign hackers wanting access to my fascinating contact list. I just delete the emails and forget about it since I have 2FA activated.

The DWP are not going to interview anyone who doesn’t claim benefits. She must think her readers are bleeping stupid.

 

[5Alive]

National bleeping Treasure? She's not Sir David Attenborough

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Except it was actually because the access code was teemill or delmonte

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I should have known she'd take it and run with it. I'll sit on the naughty step for 10 mins x

Your punishment is a serving of bacon black and Mac with pumble for dessert.

 

[Mr Krabs]

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Hey I didn’t do any of that tit. I just photoshopped her as that Mean Girls lady.

Anyway, sorry Jack got hacked and all. Hopefully patreon will reset her password so she can start issuing refunds.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

She’s writing like someone who hasn’t used the internet in ten+ years? IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) means diddly, no one is identifiable by it, who tf tries to gain access to an account in the era of 2FA/Authenticator apps and yubi keys/FB or Google sign ins? This is early 2010s internet hijinks. Grow up, scammy rat.

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

Poor Caroline, since she had all the login accounts she’s clearly going to have to be grilled by CSI Essex

 

[Jelly Bean]

Mad that the trolls signed her up to Britain First, really pulls on your socialist heartstrings don’t it.

I suppose they saw her love for former Nazi Hazza and ran with it
And the police investigating people trying to log into others accounts
Oh Jack.
Must. Try. Harder.

 

[hoopdedoo]

It was 2020

She might have been silently working behind the scenes on the move before now. Because being prepared well in advance is one of her forensic super-focused abilities

 

[HotesTilaire]

See, newer ninnies, this is narcissism in motion.
See how thee were worries, or thoughts of an intervention. No. Sat at home, grunking here and weaving together a web based on us taking the piss about the Del Monte password.

 

[girolle]

The password will be teemill lol #delmonte

Lol'ing at this – a nugget of knowledge I had forgotten about but has got me hooting myself to sleep!

 

[jenny2603]

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I do Rachel. She's made it all up to gain sympathy from people such as yourself.

 

[Lurkingandlaughing]

Oh and apropos of nothing. Certain illicit stimulants that are very expensive and VERY addictive burn at VERY high temperatures and the way drug workers identify that someone is using that substance, outside the things they are demonstrating with their behaviour, is often the thermal injuries it causes to the throat. Its a very distinctive form of laryngitis.

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

So she had 2FA/MFA so nobody got near! In which case serious questions of inappropriate use of resources if police involved, as security features designed to prevent breaches work and zero public interest in wasting public funds. Are Essex police bent?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[Justacatindisguise]

How did they log into her patreon account when the only person who knows the email is her ex assistant?

IT WAS ALL CAROLINE

 

[hoopdedoo]

Beautiful omelette from my long-ago neighbour though = garlic, onion and fresh green chillies, garam masala, s&p and eggs if you remembered to buy them

That sounds so good!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Lies upon lies . Oh and as for "false allegations" about your sobriety Jack, you were the one who lied and pretended you were sober for months on end, only to admit later in your Diva.pdf that you actually hadn't been. So don't be surprised that people don't take you at your word. That and you act like such a tool on the Internet all the time, that people naturally draw that conclusion. Your behaviour is shocking.