State of this prick getting a wee stauner because he got some lefty shitposter booted off Twitter for laughing at Jack. This is a public service announcement- block this grass if you're a Twitter user.
Jack Monroe #401 Is there a ‘blocked by DIVA magazine’ club?
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My daughter’s photography lecturer told her cohort to go out into the town centre near her college to photo ‘urban landscape’ and recommended they include homeless people. She was horrified and rang me from town to say ‘Um this isn’t ok is it Mama?’ No darling child-it really is not.
Jokes on Jason as that user's account is still active, they've just changed the name.
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I did a masters at the LSE, and it staggered me. We did a session on media representations of class and race and the session included asking the extraordinarily privileged cohort(I have never met people from that strata of society before- truly the kids of the super rich) going sitting in cafes watching out for chavs. You cant imagine you'll end up in that situation and it didnt matter what you said, noone could see why it wa sa problem.
I'm kidding. It's an old joke about a password protected Del Monte recipe which was on Jack's website in 2020. A frau worked out the password... which was delmonte.It's not teemill or delmontethink it's numbers cause it says access code, not password
Premature ejacuation from the Blue Tick as Lefty Shitposter is already back in another guise.
ETA: Beaten to it!
Exactly, and at that time I think it still went up to 13yo not just 4 or 5 like UC now. UB for someone with no dependents had a penalty period but that's it HB was "automatic" if you were on full bens but completely separate so even if sanctioned for u/e you could still claim it as someone having "nil income" But yes, that would have involved actually completing paperwork not just thrashing about wailing.
Get in the queue it’s granola first!potentially her removing the teemill store means she potentially is online which potentially means she is accessing her blog which i am assuming means we finally get the chocolate pancake recipe today
Ok Jack, so you’ve set your Teemill to private, (like playing hide and seek with a 2 year old who shuts their eyes and thinks cos they can’t see you, you can’t see them). Those questions aren’t going away just cos you’ve hidden it though, you know that right?
Now close the open GoFundMe for “During Coronavirus” thank everyone and give a full update. Will take you 10 minutes, tops
Then address and close Patreon. Remember that update you promised on September 1st? Well that was 20 days ago, so you now need to follow up.
Then address and refund the thousands upon thousands of pounds in legal fees you grifted. Pretty sure most of those people didn’t intend to pay for a lawyer to tell you how to dodge your legal, ethical and moral responsibilities around your murky financials. As you grifted that into your personal account, as a matter of goodwill you should refund EVERYTHING that came in from the time of that initial tweet of yours through the entire following week. If donors really want you to keep their money, they can donate it right back to you.
You might also think about returning all the money you grifted as a result of HH2. People donated believing from your very deliberately chosen hyperbolic words that you and your son were struggling. They did not donate so you could buy even more giant bleeping matching baskets and fill them up with shite in every room of your house (seriously, how many dozens of ridiculous matching baskets do you have on top of every freaking cupboard and shelf in every room of your home?!)
That will do for this week, and far more constructive and character building than showing your gusset and then garbling American accented shite in the shower that you did last week.
Now close the open GoFundMe for “During Coronavirus” thank everyone and give a full update. Will take you 10 minutes, tops
HELP FOODBANKS FEED PEOPLE DURING CORONAVIRUS, organized by JACK MONROE
WE ARE IN THE MIDST OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC. SUPERMARKET SHELVES ARE EMPTY. BUS… JACK MONROE needs your support for HELP FOODBANKS FEED PEOPLE DURING CORONAVIRUS
www.gofundme.com
Then address and close Patreon. Remember that update you promised on September 1st? Well that was 20 days ago, so you now need to follow up.
Then address and refund the thousands upon thousands of pounds in legal fees you grifted. Pretty sure most of those people didn’t intend to pay for a lawyer to tell you how to dodge your legal, ethical and moral responsibilities around your murky financials. As you grifted that into your personal account, as a matter of goodwill you should refund EVERYTHING that came in from the time of that initial tweet of yours through the entire following week. If donors really want you to keep their money, they can donate it right back to you.
You might also think about returning all the money you grifted as a result of HH2. People donated believing from your very deliberately chosen hyperbolic words that you and your son were struggling. They did not donate so you could buy even more giant bleeping matching baskets and fill them up with shite in every room of your house (seriously, how many dozens of ridiculous matching baskets do you have on top of every freaking cupboard and shelf in every room of your home?!)
That will do for this week, and far more constructive and character building than showing your gusset and then garbling American accented shite in the shower that you did last week.
Dunno if this has been mentioned. She’s due to do an appearance somewhere I think this weekend. I honestly believe that the shitstorm regarding tee mill, patreon etc has gained such traction that there’s a tiny possibility that someone will ask her about it in public.
<big dirty guffaw>This is great. You are so spot on. I’ve also seen one of her promises-may have been on her blog-that she would send a framed print. This is prohibitively expensive and even an A5 print, mounted, backed and framed, bubble wrapped and nicely packaged, plus the obligatory jolly artist card, thank you note etc would cost her a bomb. She just thinks all her ideas are amazing and fully-formed and without any flaw. I went to uni with a girl like her-we’d all be sharing our arty ideas and critiquing each other and helping each other develop an idea and she was like-nope, had my idea, gonna make it, no planning needed, see you at the end with my crap offering because I did no exploration and development. Same with Jack’s recipes-she’s so lazy-it’s just a list of tins and a photo of slop. So much good food is ‘poverty food’ at heart isn’t it? Because most of the world was or is dirt poor but people are creative and good food can be beautifully simple. But no. Lazy Jack puts prunes in a sticky toffee pudding and wants applause instead of the very long stint on the naughty step she deserves.
I made nut butter (not a euphemism) during lockdown. I don’t know what I did wrong, but it was RANK. And it ruined my muffins. (Again, not a euphemism)
On topic to Jack. Time to come clean on it all
I am actually missing her tweets. It's quite refreshing to find someone on t'internet who makes an even bigger ass of themselves and who's even more stupid than meself.
Yeah squig, Jack will be happy to be interviewed and impart her experiences about teachers who say you’re only good for flipping burgers and how years later you can have the last laugh (and then have it again seven years after that).View attachment 1595188
will we finally get to find out how Jack uses Pythagoras’ Theorem every day?
If you’re lucky, she’ll also tell you about the day someone have told her she should have kept her legs closed when she was doing quadratic equations in the green room at the BBC, or calculating the circumference of a circle at Guardian HQ or some tit.
Ocado don't deliver to my area
either, gits. I'm so jealous of people who can use them - my son does and he saves loads of money, because as a previous poster said, you can plan your meals around their use by dates.And if all else fails, and it's not water-based, just freeze it.
Just had a right old chuckle when my OH (who hasn't LEFT) returned from Aldi with some tins of their beans!
Personally, I much prefer them to named brands and Asda own make, although I know many people don't like them. I honestly have no problem with Aldi's food - their fruit and veg are so much better than Asda's for instance! That could be a regional thing, of course, but Asda stuff never lasts very long so I refuse to buy it now.
I am doing so well and saving money following Nancy Birtwhistle's advice re keeping fruit and veg - I hate food waste and we now have very little. I know we (several people) have mentioned Nancy before on here, but honestly, it's life changing advice! 
Give her a follow on Insta, you won't be disappointed! A blue ticker who practices what she preaches!
Give her a follow on Insta, you won't be disappointed! A blue ticker who practices what she preaches! Jack would also benefit from checking out Nancy Birtwhistle, she could learn a thing or ninety two!
I'm disgusted with the outright threats being made by those deranged squigs! They should be reported! What are you going to do about them, Jack Monroe flying monkey captain?
Dont forget the sifting. The prunes in the pudding with no air and big chunks of baking powder. The sifting is so important.
of 500k she’d have to have at least 10K who’ve died since signing up, so i think we’re stuck with her forever because ghosts
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