Jack Monroe #40 Implies David Walliams takes coke, jumps bandwagons to stay woke.

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Nottonightbabe

If there weren't journos lurking on her threads here before, there certainly will be now
 
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Pollypops

Hmmm it was Eva Wiseman writer for the Observer who sent Jack the jokey pally “switch to alt” comment when Jack “accidentally” posted the Henry gif from her main account - wish people in her position would stop enabling her
 
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Spanner

Jack, I know you can read this - you are nasty and cruel. Stop gaslighting people who remind you about the Hoover gif. We keep receipts here. If you thought it stood up, you wouldn’t have deleted it. And stop digging around the personal life (that’s the “missing chapter” tweet, if you’d forgotten) of a man with a history of depression & suicidal thoughts, who gets near constant shit for being “gay”. Stop pretending you have anything better to do than get attention on social media. Try and make some actual real life friends.

And take the kitten to the vet, no one here has forgotten
 
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Pollypops

Nottonightbabe said:
If there weren't journos lurking on her threads here before, there certainly will be now
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They won’t have scooby what Grunka Lunka-ing is, or the references to costumes, firearms or legume washing - poor things

edited to say FOREarms - sorry Vlad x
 
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Silver Linings

Well.

I’ll be honest. I feel foolish. I really thought she’d get some kickback for this but she’s come out of it well! She was bricking it earlier and now she must be floating on air.

She can call us a coven all she likes, how can she read the posts here and honestly think that. I’ve said it before but the truth hurts and she hates that we catch her mistakes. Anyway, so she’ll be all puffed up with hubris now so let’s see what happens when this high fades.

(I am talking about adrenalin highs, not Henry highs)

Also I find it so funny that the gif hoohaa came from us talking about hoovers.
 
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Saint_clemmie

I wonder what the inevitable social media comedown will look like this time?
 
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TheDragonWithAFlagon

Whilst we're at it, why would it be a criticism of David Walliams (who I detest in terms of writing and performing, by the way) if he were to use cocaine, when your self professed cooking hero, Nigella, isn't copping the same reaction from you when her use of the substance has been confirmed - in her own words - in court?

You can't be disparaging about one whilst eulogising the other.
 
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LavaFlake

She's managed to successfully edit her story and outrage for almost a decade. I feel the same, but remember she is a master gaslighter and adept tweet deleter. She know exactly how far to push it while getting away with it, what her audience will eat up and when it's too far. She also goes after topics with impeccable timing (e.g. DW, school meals). Basically, she's a very manipulative individual who thrives off this kind of beef. She's in her element. Sometimes she gets caught out (e.g. JO, DKL, David Cameron). Eventually she will miscalculate and quickly blow it all up. It's a question of when, not if.
 
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NP

It took her a week to backtrack on her bullying campaign against THAT MAN, once she had got the slot on DKL of course. So we’ll see if she regrets this in a few days.
 
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Calabria

I’ll caveat this from the get go that I do not have my own children but I have a slew of niblings and godchildren.

That said I’m going to stick my literal size 12 shoes in on this one

I feel so sorry for SB with her unhinged behaviour on this. Yes the books may be problematic, but DW got my very reluctant 12 year old nephew into reading a few years ago, begrudgingly to begin with and now he’s off and reading a wide range of things at a wide range of levels.

Why couldn’t she congratulate SB on finishing so many books and then gently have a conversation with him about the problems with the stereotypes contained within? The stereotypes DW writes are “supposed” to be humorous which to me is surely a perfect way to lead in to an “I know you laughed at this but...” type of conversation.

I worry that her losing the plot about his reading material could put him off reading entirely - unless it’s a book written by one J. Monroe of course.

She needs to chill the fuck out. I know she reckons she’s so calm she’s terrifying but everyone knows it’s bullshit. Her head is spinning of her neck at the sheer audacity that DW could be the best selling children’s author when everyone knows that if she didn’t have to work NINETEEN HOURS EVERY DAY she would be crowned Queen of Children’s Literature with a throne made of Hellmann’s bottles as an homage to her earlier success.
 
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Chinwag

God she is foul and as ever there will be an ulterior self driven motive going on behind the scenes/in her head such as a hope of an offer from a publisher to write a super woke book about a kid who grew up in a council block and she will be the best and only person who can write that book because nobody else will have ever been a single mother living below the breadline before!
 
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