Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

[Rekyavikgirl]

that’s a very good point. I know of someone who has one and they genuinely can’t remember. The crisis team needs to get involved stat

Jack does not have dissociative personality disorder. I beg of you don't give her ideas

 

[Tin Can Crook]

I'm sorry but I'll never not laugh at the origin of Borbora

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

PS her publisher (and qualified therapist who may or may not be Jack’s therapist) also completely supported and egged her on in this, but I couldn’t find that tweet- I’ll look again later.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

We could keep 400 simple: Jack Monroe is a liar

 

[Boogs]

Whatever rit she’s already been up to has already managed to fill 19 pages since I logged off last night, and as I don’t have a bank holiday today I SHAN’T be able to catch up now. Just popping in with this, as an example of Jack’s ‘growth’ as a person (aka she will never be able to change or grow, or remember what story she’s already told/keep her story straight). I know a lot of “y’all” have seen these posts, but I’m putting them together for posterity

This from the 2015 Times article I posted the other day

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Couple of months ago (courtesy of @Marmalade Atkins
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PS her publisher (and qualified therapist who may or may not be Jack’s therapist) also completely supported and egged her on
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It’s very clear the tide has turned though, the quote tweets replying to this petty pathetic nonsense were overwhelmingly gushing and positive. Things have changed a lot since then.

EDIT: found Carole’s tweet

Borbora’s origin story

 

[Helena Handbasket]

I've amended but added for September 1st.

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Always happy to amend based on stuff I missed.

Now duck off!

No support for sending out postcards? She makes me feel like an absolute superhuman with how little she manages to achieve.

 

[MsGilmore]

This is what she is trying to bury!

 

[hooplifehero]

I am disappointed to see that Jack's attempt to position herself as the victim has worked in at least one case - someone mildly criticising her has deleted the tweets that surrounded Jack's 'I beg you, leave me alone unless you want to be the one who pushes me over the edge!'

 

[MoistenedGussets]

We could keep 400 simple: Jack Monroe is a liar

Nah something verbose and grandiose and full of lies, that'd mark the 400th in true jack style. Maybe, like how she writes, look in a thesaurus to find a word that sounds high and mighty but use it wrong and spell it poorly..

 

[MooBelle]

Morning Frauen.
Moxie G. Please I NEED a T shirt with "tit house onion" on it front and back.
Love Stringy

See if Teemill will do one for you.
All profits to Trussell Trust obviously.

 

[HoopLaa]

I am disappointed to see that Jack's attempt to position herself as the victim has worked in at least one case - someone mildly criticising her has deleted the tweets that surrounded Jack's 'I beg you, leave me alone unless you want to be the one who pushes me over the edge!'

and their entire account, by the looks of it.

 

[Nonah]

Can’t (totally can) believe she doesn’t know the difference between an onion and a clove of garlic that’s been left in the fridge so long it’s started to sprout.

 

[hooplifehero]

Nah something verbose and grandiose and full of lies, that'd mark the 400th in true jack style. Maybe, like how she writes, look in a thesaurus to find a word that sounds high and mighty but use it wrong and spell it poorly..

Jack Monroe is a disimulating perjuror

and their entire account, by the looks of it.

That is awful. And this was someone supportive, gently commenting on why it didn't chime with poverty activism to lust after a Prince.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Nah something verbose and grandiose and full of lies, that'd mark the 400th in true jack style. Maybe, like how she writes, look in a thesaurus to find a word that sounds high and mighty but use it wrong and spell it poorly..

Maybe could be Queen of the Grifters, Chumpion of the poor

 

[mackjonroe]

I can only assume that her followers are going up because people are waiting for the inevitable next chaos. That’s the only explanation.

 

[Boogs]

There is lots of cross over with BPD and NPD but to think that she has BPD is insulting to people that have it IMO.

Spoiler: Me-rail personality disorder

I always used to say that if I was being generous I’d say that my Mum had BPD and if not I’d say she was just a bleep. When I read about NPD it felt like everything slotted into place. I’ve never seen people with BPD absolutely revelling in conflict, causing pain to others, and having a complete inability to take responsibility for anything.

 

[Captainmouse]

We have also welcomed some new Fraus members of the celebrity squad. I’ll ask if they can do our court security and the door for the Thread 400 Soirée.

(for special reasons, I’ll require personal protection from Gene Hunt and Steve Arnott. BAGGSIED x)

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Who’s bottom row middle?

 

[sleepingsatellite]

Basically admitting she has no real life friends/support network so she relies on twitter for validation.

This is the thing though. There is nothing any of her sycophants can say that makes things all better, she has a response for everything to leave the situation hopeless, so hopeless y’all. Are they not sick and tired of the routine by now?!

 

[Justacatindisguise]

and their entire account, by the looks of it.

Account is still there, don't worry.

 

[Jemadah]

Who’s bottom row middle?

Steve Arnott from Line of Duty.