Why is it covered in ladybugs
Has Jack got a job in Bills??
I can’t stop looking at it. I think it’s the fore(five)head that kills me the most?
Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing
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Has Jack got a job in Bills??
Here's the sex burger tweets again. Just in case.
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When you think she couldn't be more of a weapons grade tit than she already is, she goes for the triple..
I've been ringing my knickers out since Friday....send thongios
I've been ringing my knickers out since Friday....send thongios
Hello and welcome to the daily Monroe Chaos forecast.
With a chaos seemingly vanishing over night after a flurry of deletions, there may be a chance of a Jack wising up moment and that will often bring calm along with it.
Coming in from the west though there is a front of focus being put squarely on royal funeral today, this may lead to Jack feeling less than central on proceedings. This, with the high pressure added on by Patreon Questions and PayPal Queries, may lead to a chaos of mid to high proportion. There may also be some low pressure coming in from the north from the republicans who saw Jack's Harry Worshipping and this will, no doubt, add to any chaos that may brew later in the afternoon.
As always, keep up with the days Chaos and future forecasts on Tattle.life or DeadBord App.
With a chaos seemingly vanishing over night after a flurry of deletions, there may be a chance of a Jack wising up moment and that will often bring calm along with it.
Coming in from the west though there is a front of focus being put squarely on royal funeral today, this may lead to Jack feeling less than central on proceedings. This, with the high pressure added on by Patreon Questions and PayPal Queries, may lead to a chaos of mid to high proportion. There may also be some low pressure coming in from the north from the republicans who saw Jack's Harry Worshipping and this will, no doubt, add to any chaos that may brew later in the afternoon.
As always, keep up with the days Chaos and future forecasts on Tattle.life or DeadBord App.
29/08/2022: Delicious new beau, honeymoon period horn, genuine honest respectful human connection.
18/09/2022: WHO SAID I HAD A PARTNER??????
Maybe Jack thought he was a homeless veterinarian(all words are interchangeable) and he could have a look at Cooper and Content.If he was a veteran she should’ve tried to help him get home to the US surely? We don’t have ‘veterans’ here? Everyone one of her tweets takes me back to the ‘needs moreand
’ time.
But seriously, even considering opening up your house to complete stranger with very likely complex health and addiction issues, when either a small boy or teenager lives there - especially if you have a history of substance abuse. WTAF.
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Is sex Burger on the media or wiki?
Also.. bleeping lol at SexBurger...
Edit: couldn't see them so put them on media.. hope that's ok.
Many of us have done it, post a load of tit on social media while under the influence, wake up, and delete it all in a panic.
Except Jack's sober, so that can't be the reason why she's just done exactly that.
Except Jack's sober, so that can't be the reason why she's just done exactly that.
Sorry @Pocahontas dear heart, it's a fair cop. I'll come quietly. X
ETA- that'll teach me to post from the past and ignore a mod warning. We have now closed applications for the elite Essex celebrity police squad.
ETA- that'll teach me to post from the past and ignore a mod warning. We have now closed applications for the elite Essex celebrity police squad.
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Official Numbers*
*I can't say the word 'numbers' anymore without wanting to put 'Jenny' in front of it.
*I can't say the word 'numbers' anymore without wanting to put 'Jenny' in front of it.
I eagerly await her take on the Jewish classic "ramen noodles" with a side of beef Wellington, decorated with a picture of the Queen mum.
She's just retweeted this
I guess we'll never snow why she's like this.
I was reminded of something she said in the Tortoise interview (the kilo of race is rice, transcript error)
It's the start of a day of trying to get the focus on her self..
Wonder what's happening that makes her feel overshadowed?
She’s gonna definitely alienate her poverty fan base by fawning over the public funded state funeral. It must be EXHAUSTING having so many personalities and opinions that don’t coincide at all:
Poverty is bad, people can’t eat.
Oh look at Harry, true man of the people. I bet he’s never seen a £20 note.
Why does she always think we are furious about these things?? We get angry about a lot of things Jack says and does, but her 'joyful bliss' moments are not those. We find a lot of it funny, even more of it gross, but it doesn't make us mad like she thinks/hopes it does?
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