Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

[Veronicaaa]

Is she never embarrassed? I'd be blooming MORTIFiED if I had to go back to read a full day's worth of criiiinge which I myself had posted, and delete each message one by one. I would simply DIE OF SHAME.

 

[Smeghead]

Can't believe she's liked the OK Computers post.

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It’s a deeply profound question for the Elon Musk generation. “Are we human? Or are we dancer computer?”
Really makes you think.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I'm a Twitter thicko.... When she deletes tweets, does it SHOW that something has been deleted? Or does it just vanish, making it look like the people are arguing with themselves?

This will show up in a convo when Tweets have been deleted.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I am said squig, I was on the train on the way home from work, I live in Australia. I can only go back to 2019 on my patreon dashboard but have included screenshots taken just now. Also attached was the tier I was on. I went through my statements and added that and paypal up to get to the 600.
I got a sh!t-house drawing of an onion, a bowl being held in her hands with some slop in and another couple of 'arty' pictures. I rejoined twitter to support AM, but have been lurking in here for ages.

Out of interest, why didn't you unsubscribe? Can't remember the tweet now, was it something your mum wanted to support or something like that?

Thank you for the receipts. Still not one example of a £1 subscriber...

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Spoiler: Deleted tweets

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There may be more.

Jack right now:
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Not got all of them but here's a couple others I'd saved:
"Put what out there? Because it’s news to me that I have a partner at all lol"

Jack Monroe 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 on Twitter: "@MarkNor22231350 @mskate84 Put …

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Weird flex

Jack Monroe 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 on Twitter: "@JonnyMao @unlikelyfrank @super…

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And her replying to Lowkey denying she knew about Harry's racist comments,

Jack Monroe 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 on Twitter: "@madeeha_ansari @Lowkey0nline I…

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[Lazarus]

I am said squig, I was on the train on the way home from work, I live in Australia. I can only go back to 2019 on my patreon dashboard but have included screenshots taken just now. Also attached was the tier I was on. I went through my statements and added that and paypal up to get to the 600.
I got a sh!t-house drawing of an onion, a bowl being held in her hands with some slop in and another couple of 'arty' pictures. I rejoined twitter to support AM, but have been lurking in here for ages.

Welcome. Please, I beg of you, show us a pic of the onion.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

I am said squig, I was on the train on the way home from work, I live in Australia. I can only go back to 2019 on my patreon dashboard but have included screenshots taken just now. Also attached was the tier I was on. I went through my statements and added that and paypal up to get to the 600.
I got a sh!t-house drawing of an onion, a bowl being held in her hands with some slop in and another couple of 'arty' pictures. I rejoined twitter to support AM, but have been lurking in here for ages.

Have you cancelled now?
I hope so.

I don't use patreon I would hope there's a way to report accounts through them?

 

[Clovis]

Is there any side she hasn’t pissed off at some point?

 

[Foxvint]

That burger boy tweet- you would absolutely leg it if you'd popped round to check up on a needy friend and they tweeted out to their thousands of followers about falling in love with you. You'd absolutely flee for the hills. Which he seems to have wisely done.

 

[Lazarus]

@Brian Butterfield your new profile pic has ended me.
send undertakers, and please: no perving at my brother during the service.

 

[jenny2603]

I am said squig, I was on the train on the way home from work, I live in Australia. I can only go back to 2019 on my patreon dashboard but have included screenshots taken just now. Also attached was the tier I was on. I went through my statements and added that and paypal up to get to the 600.
I got a sh!t-house drawing of an onion, a bowl being held in her hands with some slop in and another couple of 'arty' pictures. I rejoined twitter to support AM, but have been lurking in here for ages.

"I got a sh!t-house drawing of an onion."

I am deceased! Is there any chance you could share this sh!t-house drawing of an onion with us?

 

[Marj24]

Is she never embarrassed? I'd be blooming MORTIFiED if I had to go back to read a full day's worth of criiiinge which I myself had posted, and delete each message one by one. I would simply DIE OF SHAME.

This is how most would feel but I suspect that JM will be more like this...

 

[Brian Butterfield]

@Brian Butterfield your new profile pic has ended me.
send undertakers, and please: no perving at my brother during the service.

I feel like I’m cheating on, myself?

But it is an absolute banger. I couldn’t resist.

 

[Fitnessqueen]

So there I was in BILLS drinking a Bloody Mary which I took a photo of so I could name it Celery, West Sussex. Husband had a sip and said it tasted like spaghetti hoops (he has no knowledge of hoopgate).
I am truly haunted.

 

[Veronicaaa]

You'd absolutely flee for the hills. Which he seems to have wisely done.

He lasted until approximately 3am, when he made his excuses (uh, shift work, you know Jack, better get back, thanks for that, I'll, uh, text you later in the week) and LEFT.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Aww, how disappointing, she's deleted the tweet about the Burnside poster impersonating an officer and there being laws about it.

No

We do have veterans.

We have ex-service people.

 

[discokebab]

The description of the housemate sounds like a 2022 Lady Chatterley's Lover fantasy and I'm not having it.

 

[Clovis]

@Brian Butterfield your new profile pic has ended me.
send undertakers, and please: no perving at my brother during the service.

I just checked Brian's new profile picture and, reader, I am wheezing.

Send inhaler-os.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Roll up roll up, place your bets!

will Jack be able to keep her trap shut for the whole funeral?

how many people will she offend?

will she be able to avoid sycophancy or will she go full actually-I-hate-them-allz?!

Accepting bets by paypalos now!

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

Is there any side she hasn’t pissed off at some point?

Georgian baptists, one of the few niches who she may still have a chance with for her excellent work supporting the Ham Ball overseas marketing program.