Jack Monroe #395 That’s not my fanny

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Cucumberthunder

A friend of my father in law (I know, prime DHOTY territory, but it's true) worked as a probation officer in a youth offending unit and there were kids in there who had never been shown how to brush their teeth. Obviously that's an extreme example, but plenty of people don't know how to cook, and I'd argue that's the case more today than say 50 years ago (although I guess the overall balance might the same as I bet more men cook now than back then).
 
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HodgeSplodge

Can any Irish tattle members (sorry I can't bring myself to say 'fraus', it's too cringy for me ) confirm if Jack's profile piece that she definitely travelled to Dublin for has appeared anywhere in the Irish press?

Unless it was for a monthly publication (unlikely) it should have been published by now.
 
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Mr Krabs

The Daily Mash is still going? I thought it died a death after that arse clenching awful TV show.

No thread for Simon Harris? Could just chuck the posts in the Russ in Cheshire one I guess. Nobody would notice the difference.
 
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Candytuft

Good thinking. Did we get any photos ? We usually do. My memory is getting worse about the most random things do we know who the journalist was ?
 
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jenny2603

Good for that squig. Back in your box Simon, fucking sneering prick, all left wing and full of concern for the poor until it threatens your middle class pal's grift.
 
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Adayinthelife

The tweet/thread title is making me think of those ‘That’s not my….’ kids books…

That’s not my fanny, it’s too hairy
That’s not my fanny, it’s too smooth
That’s not my fanny, it’s too big
That’s not my fanny, it’s too small
That’s my fanny - it looks just like a burger
 
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HodgeSplodge

Is it just me or is Martin definitely subtweeting Jack here?

I squiggled who he is quote tweeting as not a blue tick even though he's a journalist and former editor of the Sun

 
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Mrs Peel

I'm 99% certain someone posted here that she'd been spotted in a cafe/restaurant in Dublin. I think they even posted the menu. 1% of me thinks I am imagining things, mind.
 
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JombleWomble

I just looked at that list ( at the burger one especially) and was hit by a feeling of dismay that the tweet which inspired all of this was shared from her professional twitter account. The thought of an up-skirt photo of me being seen by people who know me in a professional setting makes me feel all cold and shuddery. Send comfort blanketos.
 
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Hunsgraveyard

You know how Jack is back pleading poverty intermittently? This just popped up in a friend's FB feed......

 
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missbct

As if I missed Mackie tweeting her fanjo to her Pyramid sized audience. Nigella could never.
 
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HenriiCoop

When she pulls this, “Oh no I’m so sick, I have laryngitis, my bones are crumbling” etc etc shit, do you think these event organisers feel a huge amount of anxiety about whether or not she’ll actually show up? If I was relying on a speaker and they were dropping these hints I’d be so stressed assuming they were about to pull a sickie.
 
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Jelly Bean

Ah well done digging that up.
I had a dim memory of her mentioning the weekly ONS meetings as an aside in a talk somewhere, but couldn't remember where.
It really is most strange the ONS don't appear to remember it either.
I'm sure Jack will have a very logical explanation for it
 
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miss_terious

Mrs Peel said:
I'm 99% certain someone posted here that she'd been spotted in a cafe/restaurant in Dublin. I think they even posted the menu. 1% of me thinks I am imagining things, mind.
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I think it was just a picture she posted that someone recognized as a sign in a (touristy) Dublin pub, and then she tweeted later on that Dublin was a grand old place that had welcomed her with open arms, or some such nonsense. No actual sightings or info about the interview, afaik.
 
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That Forensic Man

Yeah she tweeted the very recognisable sign outside Doyle's pub.
 
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Mrs Peel

HodgeSplodge said:
Is it just me or is Martin definitely subtweeting Jack here?

I squiggled who he is quote tweeting as not a blue tick even though he's a journalist and former editor of the Sun

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I can't screenshot, but here's one of the replies to his tweet:

"Maybe you can encourage Jack Monroe to have the same beliefs as you and be transparent about appropriation of raised funds and lack of patreon goods."
 
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