I know, I couldn't believe it when she suddenly pipes up that she's on a train with someone else's baby (?!?) and her ovaries are making a noise. I really, really don't think the noise is coming from her ovaries- try your arse Jack, I've seen what you eat and I'm fairly sure it's the problem here.Jackaverse Prime+ for thread title nomination.
This is a train chaos for the ages and I'm here for it!
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Your Dad sounds great. Does he have a tip jar?Inject this chaos straight into my veins.
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I am deceased. Send coffinos. That last comment asking if Big Dave has a tip jar isInject this chaos straight into my veins.
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You’re lucky you can pay your bills. Just the sound of the letterbox going gives me PTSD. Oh sorry, I meant CPTSD. I start howling and clawing at the floor. Send PayPalos.Been sat here refreshing tattle.l like it owes me money. The letter box flapped an hour ago and I haven't even looked, probably a bill..
Damn you Jack for making me ignore my financial responsibilities...
“It’s like a subscription to JackazonPrime+”I’m so indescribably happy. It’s like Christmas morning, sitting in your jimjams all morning unwrapping glorious tweets.
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And the furore about the big gun on platty jubes has only just died down, your swanky new pad could vanish if you keep this upAll this merriment but think of poor Big D! I bet his phone will be making interesting noises right now!
And wait til the squigs find out Jack only exists at all because royalist soldier boy Big D shacked up with a Norn Iron religious Loyalist!
It’s hilarious- not enough to embarrass herself - she drags him into it once more.
He will still love his real military round the edges son more, Jack.
Prince Andrew is her favorite.Is there anyone in the Royal family she hasn't met?
Yes. We love a canal watchalongAlthough one thing I have noticed is less television appearances [...] has anyone else noticed that?
Don't mind me just immortalising thisShe got a mention in the Express this morning.
GB News discuss online backlash King Charles has received
On Tuesday, video footage of King Charles appeared online during his visit to Belfast, Northern Ireland in which the royal can be seen saying "Oh god, I hate this!" after a fountain pen appears to leak on him.www.express.co.uk
And that seems to be precisely what is happening!If she could somehow enrage royalty stan Twitter, Sussex Squad Twitter and the entire political left with a particularly deranged takequake I'd be tickled pink.
Also my fav-she has really poked sleeping Twitter with a stick with all this!‘All the medals clapped’deceased
She's not getting much in the way of proper work gigs lately. What she does get she bigs up and makes it sound important, then it turns out yet again it's something insignificant, like a talk for people noone has heard of, accepting awards that noone has heard of etc. The mainstream articles and TV spots seem to have dried up.Yes I have noticed this. I do not follow her but I cannot stop seeing her on my timeline. Although one thing I have noticed is less television appearances or articles in print media, has anyone else noticed that?
It is bizarre when it is laid out like that. Big Dave is on the phone for hours to vulnerable tenants and only takes the bare minimum rent off themOmg when these Marxist tweeters put HH / HH2 together with the fact her dad is minted it’s gonna be all our Christmases coming at once, soz work sweeties you’re gonna have to wait x
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