I bet she sounds exactly the same as she usually does because she's either made it up or wildly exaggerated a minor sore throat.I bet she actually sounds like patty and selma from the simpsons. Sexy indeed.
Chicken soup with added Schmaltz.
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What the fuckety fuck is this? Some kind of unidentified new lifeform in its larval stage?
I’m guessing she took the first Jewish chicken soup recipe google finds https://www.goodto.com/recipes/chicken-soup-with-matzo-dumplings and couldn’t be arsed to buy Matzo meal (which is ground up Matzah crackers) - she could have just used flour. The sage must dominate and change it - it’s basically something most Jews rarely and only cook to humour sick relatives it’s fairly bland chicken soup. I think she’s trying to say she knows some Jewish people.Like Jack, I'm not Jewish but I feel like I should go and find some Jewish people and apologise to them. I know Jack's slops aren't my fault and it's probably liberal guilt running amok in my head by FFS surely someone has to say something. Haven't the Jews suffered enough, without Jack tormenting them?
And worse if she shares the recipe.
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What the fuckety fuck is this? Some kind of unidentified new lifeform in its larval stage?
She took the first recipie she could findI’m guessing she took the first Jewish chicken soup recipe google finds https://www.goodto.com/recipes/chicken-soup-with-matzo-dumplings and couldn’t be arsed to buy Matzo meal (which is ground up Matzo crackers) - she could have just used flour. The sage must dominate and change it - it’s basically something most Jews cook to humour sick relatives it’s fairly blan4d chicken soup. I think she’s trying to say she knows some Jewish people.
Us Jews are looking forward to her next book “Kosher(ish)” where she slaps in a bit of black pudding and cooking bacon. Oy Vey.
Nominating "She's unfollowed the Queen already" for thread title.I appreciate that maybe you had to be here at the time, but Jack following the Queen on Twitter for less than 24 hours was really funny.
Jack writes a piece in the Express about the Queen.
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Jack reckons the Queen should have a blue tick Twitter account.
@Silver Linings: She already does, you dickhead:
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Jack follows the Queen.
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Jack unfollows the Queen the less than 24 hours later.
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searching her name gives me this, and I haven’t used those words myself:
Each tweet is going in the National Archive? Or a copy to the British Library? Or just to show that she’s a cut above the paypigs & trolls who merely send.Why is Jack using "publishing" to describe pressing send on tweets?
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What the fuckety fuck is this? Some kind of unidentified new lifeform in its larval stage?
I'm getting exactly the same from Twitter and like you I haven't used those terms.searching her name gives me this, and I haven’t used those words myself:
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And of the last 10 tweets including her name and/or @ 6 are negative.
As wise @GrannyOgg said, under siege.
Each tweet is going in the National Archive? Or a copy to the British Library? Or just to show that she’s a cut above the paypigs & trolls who merely send.
No it doesn’t. It makes excellent stuffing balls which is what you have there. For crying out loud you can make fluffy dumplings with flour, butter and water.
That photo looks like what happens when you buy a £1 chicken dinner from Food Warehouse... All her cooking looks like it comes from the bargain bin of the bargain freezer shop tbh.Praying for divorced dads everywhere tonight if these are the lows they have to stoop to in order to get a bit of the burger
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