Jack Monroe #388 Even @3ssex Police are laughing at her

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So did my dad. My mum and him both went through whatever we needed to make sure we got whatever education/ suupport we needed to get where we wanted to be.
Really highlights how many bridges Jack has burnt with family, doesn't it? Dunno much about her mum's side so won't comment but Big Dave's lot are all very much in a position to help and where are they?
 
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She didn’t, if you go to the hashtag and then sort it by latest, someone else did it earlier
Sorry, that first part was attempted sarcasm (am I Jack? 🤨). I realise someone else came up with it before her, that's why I put invented in inverted commas.
 
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Tom really should simply send Jack the food bank money and she can pass it on. That is how it works, right?

Is this really new to her? {cough} Teemill {cough}
All that money gone to shy charities who want no publicity.
 
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Hi Fraus, newbie here, not quite sure of the rules yet. You lot have nailed it. Been following Jack for years on the bird site, getting more and more uncomfortable but not sure why. Reading Molly’s article made a lot of things fall into place. I think she has totally lost the plot. And her monkeys are just circling, ready to swoop, eg the Tom H tweet this morning. Totally batshit!
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Sorry, that first part was attempted sarcasm (am I Jack? 🤨). I realise someone else came up with it before her, that's why I put invented in inverted commas.
Sorry, grammar fail on my part (and my sarcasm detector failed) 😭 it’s been a long month
 
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That is just massively weird. A few days since ‘life beyond our wildest dreams’ and not caring about the trolls but now says her goal with her new house is basically to ‘own the trolls’. What a sad way to live.
I’m about to renovate the bathroom in our flat (well, wickes are) but now I feel like I need to go find some haters to really motivate me into doing it well? So hard to get things done when you’re not being hounded by trolls.
 
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Swear to god, I logged on to twitter this morning (a MONDAY morning!) before even grunking here and this was the first tweet I saw -

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I mean, it was kind of shocking even to me, who knows that this is just typical Jack and that she's just worked herself into a performative tizz to cover something up and get sympathy, but what about the people who have no idea wtf she's going on about. Like the OAPs who allegedly DM her about eating toothpaste or whatever. What are you meant to even take from this tweet, you know? Other than realise it's just another ~Jack as main character of twitter~ for yet another day.
Who is she ranting about?
 
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As others have said, this all reeks of a growing realisation that Jack is having - that she's being quietly cancelled. She's become so toxic as a person and brand that even being adjacent to her opens people up to being scrutinised themselves, hence the quiet retreat. I reckon give it a couple of weeks and a new Undelete search will result in plenty more people having deleted all reference to her.

Without media appearances and celeb endorsements, the halo effect/brand rub/implied trust/established authority fades, and coupled with the cost of living crisis biting, I'm predicting lots more Patreon cancellations at renewal.

That'll probably result in an absolute public meltdown, 'the trolls have destroyed everything I built' etc etc and a bit more emotional manipulation just because it's Jack Monroe snd that's her main skillset.

It's interesting to note that more and more grifters and frauds who use the Contrepreneur Formula as their process are being publicly burned right now as long term evidence gathering through the pandemic comes home to roost. Jack had a slightly different tack, but the techniques and pillars of manipulation were identical, hence why once one layer us unpeeled, the rest becomes more obvious. I'm all for it - her downfall will create space for a more deserving and valid voice to fight for people in need ❤
 
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Jack reminds me Cash Carroway. Its poverty porn at its finest. Problem is, to be a good liar you need a good memory, and Jacks memory is as tit as her recipes!
 
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My impression is that she's actively choosing beef with Tom Harwood so that she can cry about his followers being mean to her. (Just speculation m'lud)
She really needs either a GC or a right wing pile on to rustle up a proper flying monkey army. The regulars can only do so much and as awful as it is watching them tear into a vulnerable person or low follower count individuals as we have seen recently, they're not capable of shutting down everyone asking questions. Even the academic they were trying to get sacked for being mean to ickle Jack Jack seems to have emerged unscathed from a torrent of unpleasant abuse. Without a big culture war issue Jack is pretty much down to that Wonky fly person playing Annie Moore to her Jim Jones.
 
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Sorry, grammar fail on my part (and my sarcasm detector failed) 😭 it’s been a long month
It wasn't a very good attempt so I can see why your detector didn't pick it up. ;) I will leave the wordsmithing to Jack who's better at it than me. :ROFLMAO:
 
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how long does it bloody take her to write up this stupid chocolate pancake recipe? i can't find any sausages and need inspiration stat!
Don't hold your breath, I am STILL waiting for the steak and blue cheese recipe she promised last week :ROFLMAO: .
 
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Jack reminds me Cash Carroway. Its poverty porn at its finest. Problem is, to be a good liar you need a good memory, and Jacks memory is as tit as her recipes!
I remember years ago we couldn’t even mention that name - I lost track of her, did anything happen? Is she just writing?

on topic - thing with Jack is how fast the contradictions happen. It’s like she changes her story within the hour and seems baffled as to how no one can follow it 🧐
 
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So. She cannot afford shampoo because “counting the pennies”/frugal queen but can afford expensive hair dye and conditioner? Ok then.
All weasel words. She never said she didn't *use* or *have* shampoo, just that she hasn't bought any for two years. Could be a stockpile, could be gifts/freebies, could be hotel minis. But of course, the impression she wants you to get is that she can't afford it.
She's really digging herself a hole by not being straightforward in her language. Everything is said for maximum pity impact and to make you think she's really struggling (oh look at my empty bank accounts, so poor! I haven't bought shampoo for two years!) yet it just opens her up to criticisms about spending money on other things and another round of mad justifications and sniping. By always ramping everything up to 11, she's just creating more of the drama and attention she craves.
 
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I remember years ago we couldn’t even mention that name - I lost track of her, did anything happen? Is she just writing?

on topic - thing with Jack is how fast the contradictions happen. It’s like she changes her story within the hour and seems baffled as to how no one can follow it 🧐
Last i heard her book was being turned into a bbc show with daisy may cooper as the lead role.
 
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