Jack Monroe #383 Thrashing in a trap of their own making

[Eurgh]

Speedy goblin.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Please tell me someone took a screenshot of when she replied to this saying GUY??

I decided to grunk before screenshotting and now it's gone

I'm sure she refered them them as a bloke but maybe I imagined it??

Which reply? Which guy?
I’ve taken a lot of screenshots today because I know she loves a delete

 

[drivingdownthe101]

What happened to all the job applications she ‘drafted’ that she mentioned in the big grift post?!

Still in her drafts…

 

[LittleMissMuffet]

No, they just hated YOU in boilersuits. God she’s such a knob.

Which one

 

[Pimpinella]

Aka Patreon money has just dropped so I’m booking a holiday and need an excuse

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But I thought she was POOR!!!!

 

[PsychicCaramel]

Fear not, cariad. The big fellas are massed and protecting the entire border, doing a Gandalf.

“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!”

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*the little fella is there for shin kicking purposes, should the need arise

Oh god, can you imagine Jack in the proximity of rugby players? It’d be the festival firemen scene all over again.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Obviously Brissle not enough of an adventure for her. No requests for lovely cafes for her to gibber and swear in either.
She could easily take SB to that - go on Saturday and stay somewhere. There is masses to do with youngsters - the SS Great Britain is excellent for one.

I think there is a science park/exploratory by there too (replacing the one at Temple Meads yonks ago)

 

[NellieBoo]

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Hahahahahahaha.

 

[Beansbeans]

Firstly, you didn’t eat 6 ginger biscuits. And secondly, if you did, did it not occur to you that there might be other people in the meeting who might also want biscuits?

Maybe all the biscuit eating out of the house is why she buys so little at the supermarket.

 

[BurgerLaBill]

It makes me immeasurably happy that my nonsense nickname for new OH has been immortalised as an official tattle member! Thanks for all you do, BLB.

Haha thank you

 

[binkbonk]

Mid grunk but if she's coming to Dublin () she can go to the 100 gecs concert tonight

 

[Mallerenga]

That tweet is now gone

I can still see it

 

[TillyMiffin]

I’m guessing the sofa tweet is to make it abundantly clear to the delicious new beau that it’s over. She’s just pretending not to notice he’s ghosted her. Well I bloody hope it’s over and she’s not going to entertaining him while her son is at his dad’s

20 degrees is skanky for sheets.

She said this earlier:

 

[WaffleKent]

actually dying at how relevant this thread title is to what jack is doing this very moment

Me too. Someone put her out of her misery.

(no I don't want you to stop breathing Jack)

 

[Pimpinella]

Over 100 hours a week work that is so bone crushingly hard.

But also;

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Tell me you have never worked for a living without saying you have never worked for a living.

"I've always had a private income".....

 

[WeCouldBeGrifted]

Has she had a nose job? Her nose was definitely more sharp / pointed at the tip in previous years but now it’s much more rounded.

That watch she half-inched from Big Dave is utterly grim. I bet it stinks

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

I can still see it

Oh sorry I’m being a ninny. I thought it was the same convo but it was a different one. Will edit my post

 

[CocoCottesmore]

This thread needs locking as there is a new one. Not sure how to do that.

 

[Captainmouse]

This is what happens when you eat year old home pickled radishes

Spoiler: Before/after

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Is that a different necklace?

 

[GrannyOgg]

Top o' the mornin' from Dublin
Thanks for the dosh
Love
Jack x

Spoiler: Fine print

Yeah 48 hours ago, hence I figure she's scampered off by now (wouldn't post it live). Definitely agree so it's more zoomed in than Jack's so doesn't make it any clearer than it was, don't want to further than she already does for her own benefit.

Can someone explain what this means please. In very simple to understand language because I’m useless at tech stuff