But then you can't count the dilution as one of your 100 hours of work.Why dilute the washing up liquid? Just squirt less into the bowl/sink, surely? No?
But then you can't count the dilution as one of your 100 hours of work.Why dilute the washing up liquid? Just squirt less into the bowl/sink, surely? No?
Or confusing it with fridge volts.750g of table salt seems a lot for a month.
Perhaps she's confusing it with msg.![]()
Exactly. I just cannot get my head around this. It gets diluted when you squirt it into the washing-up water, surely?Why dilute the washing up liquid? Just squirt less into the bowl/sink, surely? No?
I’ve gone hysterical again.There’s no bloody time for recaps Fraus let’s go
I always just think of it as if you have ever played Mario Kart, if you select Toad he shouts 'I'M THE BEST!'Coming from the last thread:
Well, from observing it, after a Saturday night on it and adjacent substances, you usually get a Sunday teatime
OH MY GOD NOBODY LOVES ME, I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE EATEN BY MY CAT, I'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN BECAUSE MY EYES ARE BURST-zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
But I was weird. On the one time I tried it, I thought 'what's the thing with this? I don't feel anything but a slightly clear and cold nostril?' and fucked off to bed, leaving the others cackling and generally being twats before starting arguments where one put an end to the night by having chest pains. Probably should have suspected something when I didn't really feel anything much but a bit calmer on other connected substances, whether dropping or not. So I never bothered doing them again.
Can someone please insert that tweet with toiletries pricing. Because is she really trying to tell us her household, including a 12 yo and two adults, at least one of whom is menstruating regularly, is using 12 rolls of toilet paper in a month?
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And only one bottle of diluted washing up liquid a month! With all the cooking that comes with her ~ profession ~?????
And yet…Sigh. I know they are only tiny lies in the grand scheme of things - but her 33p disinfectant. It was only a couple of weeks ago she said she went through two whole bottles of Zoflara when Content was ill. Cheapest I could find at Asda website was £1.99 per bottle.
and yet…Sigh. I know they are only tiny lies in the grand scheme of things - but her 33p disinfectant. It was only a couple of weeks ago she said she went through two whole bottles of Zoflara when Content was ill. Cheapest I could find at Asda website was £1.99 per bottle.
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This is it! So just use less?! I don't get Jack logic. Last month she was saying she uses shampoo in her washing machine, now she's claiming making her own cleaning products with cheap staples.It gets diluted when you squirt it into the washing-up water
Maybe there is a god!So no blue cheese and steak recipe today then?
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Can someone please post that Asda receipt again please? Because I’m going to FORENSICALLY cost all the perishable stuff that she’ll have to eat this week and won’t be able to “burgle”/roll over into next week. Want to calculate how much she has left to spend from her “rolling stock” to stay under 20 quid. Every time.
IFormer squig reporting for duty! Been grunka-ing for weeks, even watched some DKL from the wiki. On the verge of going full frau many times... but today sealed it. A good friend came to box up her books that had been resting in my flat as she shifted accommodation. Now, I first heard of JM through this friend. My friend is a woke soft butch in her thirties who loves to cook and so naturally she fancies the Vivenne Westwood right off Jack. It even used to be a running joke between us that if she wasted food she'd never have a chance with Jack Monroe. Ah, those innocent times.
My soul has been burning with two questions: one, has my friend encountered the chaos? Been abroad this month so maybe not! Two, did she ever cook anything from either of the 2 cookbooks (Bad Food For Bad Days and Tin Can't Cook, since you're wondering) that I know she owns?
Since she was boxing up books today and even reminiscing about certain cookbooks, I was able to casually ask as BFFBD passed over her hand: Did you ever cook anything from a Jack Monroe book?
Actually no, she replied. I was unsurprised but then she continued... "I did cook loads of recipes from her blog and they were delicious."
Frauen und Herren, is this sheer lust speaking? Or are the blog recipes in some way less vile than the book ones?
And will my friend ever admit it to me if she encounters the chaos? I am certain she hasn't as of today - but it may happen.
At least she didn't make the checkout assistant check the total as she went this time. Progress, I guess
I’d be so good at running your account Jack
That has made me cry with laughterThere’s no bloody time for recaps Fraus let’s go
The thing is, if her work actually helped people and she genuinely had feedback to show this and she was busy helping and working behind the scenes then she wouldn’t give a tit what people were saying about her on Twitter.
That’s fair, I do too. still find myself going through extra amount of loo rolls ~this time of the month~Regarding period products, last time Jack was asked about toiletries she said she'd switched to using a Mooncup (or other brand, can't remember which).
Only just realised but even the placing of the ASDA receipt on some sort of haunted forest timber to take the photo is triggering me now. Why not just put it on a worktop, table or desk to take the photo?
How does she know it’s got a shoebox for a kitchen? I thought she hadn’t even started looking at flats yet.