It's a monument to Sir Walter Scott, who was an actual author, unlike Wee Mackie Jonroe:
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Jack Monroe #370 Fecks sake - take the day off Jack
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The way you’ve squigged that guy makes him look like Mark from Peep Show.
“Alright Mark. Just log into Twitter. Just to scroll, no need for an argument… oh duck. duck duck duck are they making fun of Jack? Oh she’ll never shag me now. Hmm, what to call them? Tory? No. That’s too obvious. Terf? Hmm that usually makes them stop but I think this one’s a bloke.“
We could hold an anti-hoop rinsing protest in George Sq.
He does look like Mark from Peep Show
same bloke who was reporting tweets but not sure what for yesterday. Calling him Clean Shirt from here on out.
Blockade the M8 with giant hoops and NO JACK signs.
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Mark would suss Jack's grift. Jez would be totally taken in by her and try and get her round to listen to his anti-Bush poetry.He does look like Mark from Peep Show
We are currently rewatching Peep Show for about the 4th time
So many Central Belt Fraus.
We should hold a meet in the Harvester at the Fort.
We should hold a meet in the Harvester at the Fort.
When are they going to change the title of that book? I mean I know Carole seems about as bright as one of Jack's missing lightbulbs but they must realise it's going to be nicknamed 'Grifty kitchen' and not just by us.
The episode where Jez does Jury duty is still the best. Mark's rant about capitalism is imagine how he'd deal with Jack.We are currently rewatching Peep Show for about the 4th time
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Mark would suss Jack's grift. Jez would be totally taken in by her and try and get her round to listen to his anti-Bush poetry.
She stands with strikers! She'll bring you a cuppa and maybe some shop bought biccies too. (You don't want the homemade toof-breakers!)
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Jack this is Not your second home. We don't want you here you meddling tit
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I'm sure it must have been said many times before but: I'd rather Fleetwood Mac than Jack.
Edinburgh peeps, if it walks like a bleep, talks like a bleep, than it is Jack Monroe. Run for your lives.
I didn’t find that, sorry Marm. I did find these though. Send new eyesos because mine have rolled so far back they’ve fallen out.
Where she lost her (non-existent) ‘slot’ on This Morning for “slightly undercooking some pasta”
Where she is an ABSOLUTE DELIGHT AND EVERYONE SAYS SO (in the last week) SO THERE.
Where she liked this
A REMINDER, Dreadful Oiks, that she is THE TALENT
Oh and finally…
Where she is an ABSOLUTE DELIGHT AND EVERYONE SAYS SO (in the last week) SO THERE.
Where she liked this
A REMINDER, Dreadful Oiks, that she is THE TALENT
Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid
Am I titled gentry, as I upgraded my bog standard toastie maker for a panini press? Get me. Bought it with my own pennies too. Yeah. No magic puddles here lolololol. Honestly though, who the duck thinks a toastie maker is bleeping posh? Jack is the NB in the bubble, so bleeping dense with it...
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Oh and finally…
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Jack would never find her way to the bypass. Probably safe
Mr V and I had our honeymoon in Celerytown. It’s one of our favourite places. Please leave it alone Jack, you’re spoiling it for Scots fraus and Scots-adjacent fraus alike.
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