This post just perfectly sums up my rage towards her. It’s not always about actual money but she’s had so many opportunities that she doesn’t realise how privileged she is and is so angry at everyone else because she feels so hard done by grates my mushrooms more than anything else.
Jack Monroe #364 I used to quite like Jack until I started paying attention
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This post just perfectly sums up my rage towards her. It’s not always about actual money but she’s had so many opportunities that she doesn’t realise how privileged she is and is so angry at everyone else because she feels so hard done by grates my mushrooms more than anything else.
It is the 'etc.' in her current bio which looks off to me. Starts listing the jobs she had before she got media attention and then sticks in 'etc'. Cleaner, waitress, etc. If your former jobs aren't worth mentioning then don't mention them. She may as well say 'I want to establish my working class credentials but can't be bothered listing all those boring jobs'. Claiming that her current occupations are accidental is annoying as well. How lackadaisical is an accidental campaigner? Here's another accidental book.
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Morning canal
Snigger.
@Cucumberthunder thanks for that, just had to explain to Mr Moneypenny why I was
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. I suspect as she gets more out of control, partners and children of canal members will have involuntary laughter punctuating/ invading their households, like a strange mirth filled Mexican wave.
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You’ve just put me in mind of “writer, author, (SNIFF AND NOSE WIPE) ‘Coke’
Book author, activist, campaigner and Accidental. Conqueror. Of. My. Worst. Fears” Jack.“Hiya! It’s me, Jack Monroe”
(One for ninnies of a certain age, there)
Agreed, trolling plus wrong, I think Ash is very smart and witty even though I vehemently disagree with almost every single one of her political opinions I still like to read them and she owns her tit, unlike our Jackie who just deletes and gaslights.
Before she was a political activist Ash was a poet and you can still find some of her stuff online. I think it’s lovely and really moving unlike the embarrassing Monroe Doggerel.
I do feel some sympathy for Jack growing up with birthmarks. I grew up in a time and place where having a single mother was looked down on a bit and I remember how “different” and “less than” it made me feel. That plus being an immigrant made me feel different.That kind of stuff at a very young age can really become engrained imho. It doesn’t excuse her behaviour now, and she clearly sees herself as a bit of a hottie now with all the thirsty pics so, fair play. I’m very much not a hottie but if you’ve got it flaunt it to my mind. Just, don’t facetune andskinny bait and don’t use your possible engrained inferiority complexes to big yourself up, get boastful and bully people on Twitter. So if you could work on that bit next Jack that’s be fab.
This actually made my dogs whineYou’ve just put me in mind of “writer, author, (SNIFF AND NOSE WIPE) ‘Coke’
“Hiya! It’s me, Jack Monroe”
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(One for ninnies of a certain age, there)
Also if it wasn’t yours you would take extra care of it, not hang it in the bog
perfect atmospheric conditions for artworkLet’s not forget that the swimming is her parents’ fault, and we all know what meddling road feature is to blame for the latter.
At least she spends a lot of time with it.Also if it wasn’t yours you would take extra care of it, not hang it in the bog
Apologies, I know nothing about Ash or who she is/what she's done, I was just tickled by the Squigg implying JM is one of the most stupid people in the country.
I saw that madbird, ripped off other companies portfolios, got hundreds of people to work for them and didn’t pay. The photos of the top tier were stolen from the web, the people didn’t exist. I'm sure google (or the bbc website) is your friend
Just spotted that Jack isn’t the first person to use her new THAT MAN trolling hashtag, #Jacks15minutemeals … at first I thought it was someone taking the piss out of her and then I saw the dates. 
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Sod that!
I mean, you absolutely can, but I can’t help thinking that any attempted summarizing of thread recaps or threads themselves in pictorial form at the moment is going to end up resembling a terrifyingly odd fever dream.
I picture it looking something along the lines of the frankly disturbing gigantic artworks at the baggage carousels in Denver airport
Scaremongering is her game, when she realised how she could rinse people during the pandemic
she was over the moon
For some reason I have this in my head
(in the style of troy mcure from simpsons)
'hi I'm jack Monroe. You might remember me from such recipes as rinse your hoops, or slop your pasta..'
(in the style of troy mcure from simpsons)
'hi I'm jack Monroe. You might remember me from such recipes as rinse your hoops, or slop your pasta..'
I also grunk myself to sleep (oooh Matron) and live in constant fear that I’ll accidentally type something in the text box whilst I’m drifting off with my phone in my hand and wake up with a J1g esque chaos on my (clean) hands.Oh god I’m not good at grunking, I wake up early because I’m meant to be at work but I’m on AL (wtf?) this week. The heat has meant every time I try to grunk I fall asleep, not because you fraus are boring, but because it comforts me that you are a good canal. Also because My Coopsy (looks a bit like Coops) annoys me every bloody hour wanting water or dreamies or scritches. Such a tired Frau! I am initiating My Coopsy (I grunked yesterday to catch up with the Harold tea, bloody hell) into the canal so he can type on my behalf. Also, behold, a poem:
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See she heeding the stay out of the sun advice, in her hammock
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