Definition of a pitiful kling on
Jack Monroe #364 I used to quite like Jack until I started paying attention
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Omg I properly “Mutley laughed” at the T-shirt! Chapeau sweet Vali!
Just like you and wee Ralfy Lurk eh Jack, proper charity fundraisers (ahem the funds will be resting in my bank account perfectly legally for several months eh ) the pair of you. Wasn't little Ralf great in that series he didn't write or appear in the last 3 episodes of, the Royals I think it was? And aren't you just brill at everything you do? Bless your heart as they say in GeorgiaTalk about telling on yourself! ffs Jack. (Sorry guys. Just can't get over this)
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Exactly. Jack's grifts seem to fall into roughly two tactics. The direct ask - for a specific thing not exactly for her but supposedly of benefit to everyone eg fix her website, maintain her blog, fund her law suit, pay for her presenting course, buy her merch, I would also include Patreon in this as patrons were supposed to get benefits.
The second grift is (to her) more subtle - posts and blogs about how exhausted she is from working unpaid for YOU, how SB would love a holiday, how she has to leave her beloved home etc etc with PayPal links and tip jar and Patreon open. Include the occasional nod to Trussell Trust, Nigella weighing in and Jack disingenuously saying 'I didn't ask for money' and you have the perfect grift.
The mockery continues.
Caroline Aherne would have seen straight through Jack I reckon. Imagine her on the Mrs Merton show?
I wonder if the mockery is worse for her as a narc than the imminent exposure of the grift is?
As they say in Georgia and elsewhere in the South by way of insult, no less.And aren't you just brill at everything you do?
Bless your heart as they say in Georgia
“Bless her heart, but that Jack Monroe really is the most morally repugnant lying grifting talentless twit with a voice that could grate spam at twenty paces, and an unparalleled ability to perpetually make herself look idiotic on social media”.
Even just a stand-alone “Bless your heart” is clear indication you’ve just done/said something completely idiotic or pathetic. It’s what her Southern in-laws would say if she brought her “cooking” round to their house.
It's not a new pic. I think the canal worked out it's from when Papa H (the Marxist Leninist Royalist landlord) got his MBE
Ben Smoke on Twitter: "this from a video from k*tie hopkins tiktok. caption for the vid says “yes i bloody well have. millions will not make it through this winter because of your greed. sort it” in another vid she talks about the need for collective action and halting the rise. something big is afoot https://tattle.life/threads/19920/" / Twitter Blue tick so not anonning. But if as stated in previous threads this is the worst thing to do.....then Jack is in a whole world of trouble. (Also her and KH have something in common Y/Y?)
She’ll be crowd funding for a new loo seat soon, having your own bum imprint wearing down a plastic or mahogany ( depends on how she grifts the grovel) toilet seat means crowdfunding for bottom comfort.
. Or she could use poor old Ralph’s face… whichever is cheaper or softer I guess. 
Still not going too well, is it? Top 3 Twitter search suggestions for her right this minute
Oh god I’m not good at grunking, I wake up early because I’m meant to be at work but I’m on AL (wtf?) this week. The heat has meant every time I try to grunk I fall asleep, not because you fraus are boring, but because it comforts me that you are a good canal. Also because My Coopsy (
looks a bit like Coops) annoys me every bloody hour wanting water or dreamies or scritches. Such a tired Frau! I am initiating My Coopsy (I grunked yesterday to catch up with the Harold tea, bloody hell) into the canal so he can type on my behalf. Also, behold, a poem:
looks a bit like Coops) annoys me every bloody hour wanting water or dreamies or scritches. Such a tired Frau! I am initiating My Coopsy (I grunked yesterday to catch up with the Harold tea, bloody hell) into the canal so he can type on my behalf. Also, behold, a poem:
No that looks like bruises from someone always pissed falling over/into sideboards etc.
Apologies if this has been said, but you can “change” the response you give. My clumsy fingers frequently hit sad when I’m looking for happy and I have been known to hit the ‘angry’ red rather than the ‘love’ red or vice versa.
If you click on “like” after you’ve done it, it’ll remove it and then you can pick another one.
Fraud
No-cook slug roll. At these point they are just brazen! Plagiarisers!
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But she can’t swim, hence she can’t be a fire fighter, she can’t drive either
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