Jack Monroe #358 Blaming Peter to blame Paul

[SlopAmbsase]

Thread title by Jack herself, nominated by @Boyo. You both get to eat the nuclear hoops, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

Last thread is here:

Jack Monroe #357 Tom Kerridge Stole My Recipes

Congratulations to @usefullyuseless and @Valiofthedolls for the thread title! You win a plate of @MistyWindows rinsed hoops! last thread here, please can someone recap?? https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-356-i-can-put-30p-in-the-mortgage-harold.32407/ for newcomers, check out the wiki...

tattle.life

So, where are we?

Jacksie spent the last thread continuing to orchestrate a reverse pile-on on herself and has been basking in squiq bukakke (ask @Geetbo ) as the love of the yet to be de-programmed pours in. However rinsed hoops have become a Twitter meme - hilarious to the canal although this has now been weaponised by Jack in an act of severe violence and provocation. Pls send United Nation-os. CHOOSE LIFE.

Molly has made a new post to debunk Jack's spurious fuel voucher advice. Molly is the advent calendar of our summer dreams and we thank her for all the work she does.

For newcomers, check out the wiki, @OwlRightsReserved has made a helpful guide:

Be patient for thread titles and remember not to do an oopsie bad word (as JM would no doubt say).

 

[Walkdengirl]

It's set up a food bank in the wiki! I've not heard that porky before

 

[Adayinthelife]

So Jack’s ‘revenge’ was rinsing more bloody hoops ? Am confused as to what this achieves (no change there then). Send explanationos

 

[Onestorytoomany]

God she is boring! She can't evenspite people properly.

 

[jenny2603]

I just want to say that I have a face and I think Jack's hoop are honkin'.

 

[usefullyuseless]

It doesn't make me angry that she rinses hoops, it just makes me a bit sad that she'd rather waste food than make something people actually want to eat. I hope SB has never been subjected to any of her horrible dishes even though she says he declares them the best ever.

 

[Veronicaaa]

This is from today's AM feed. I didn't know this. Absolutely shameful.

 

[Clovis]

Spite rinsed hoops for dinner, pal.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

This is from today's AM feed. I didn't know this. Absolutely shameful.

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Oh Chapeau, Molly!
So Jacks “new recipe for the blog” was actually the same old slop? What’s the betting it wasn’t even a new pic or that she’s actually cooked it again.

 

[OkTinkerbell]

I bet SB is delighted it’s not Tuesday.

Looks like Jack got round to worming the puppy.

 

[Phillipa78]

This is from today's AM feed. I didn't know this. Absolutely shameful.

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Willing this to spread round Twitter faster than the gut transit time of JM's latest "creation".

 

[NellieBoo]

I just want to say that I have a face and I think Jack's hoop are honkin'.

I still have a face too! Does everyone else? Check your faces!

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Spite hoops. Same as the old ones but more greasy.

 

[Orphan_Black]

My actual reaction to seeing Jack's 'recipe'.

Get in the bin with your gross rinsed hoops, Monroe.

 

[Terrible]

She’s taking her sweet time posting it on the blog isn’t she? What’s the bets it comes with a side order of ‘trolls wont be happy until I am DEAD’?

 

[Captainmouse]

Thread title by Jack herself, nominated by @Boyo. You both get to eat the nuclear hoops, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

Last thread is here:

Jack Monroe #357 Tom Kerridge Stole My Recipes

Congratulations to @usefullyuseless and @Valiofthedolls for the thread title! You win a plate of @MistyWindows rinsed hoops! last thread here, please can someone recap?? https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-356-i-can-put-30p-in-the-mortgage-harold.32407/ for newcomers, check out the wiki...

tattle.life

So, where are we?

Jacksie spent the last thread continuing to orchestrate a reverse pile-on on herself and has been basking in squiq bukakke (ask @Geetbo ) as the love of the yet to be de-programmed pours in. However rinsed hoops have become a Twitter meme - hilarious to the canal although this has now been weaponised by Jack in an act of severe violence and provocation. Pls send United Nation-os. CHOOSE LIFE.

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Molly has made a new post to debunk Jack's spurious fuel voucher advice. Molly is the advent calendar of our summer dreams and we thank her for all the work she does.

For newcomers, check out the wiki, @OwlRightsReserved has made a helpful guide:

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Be patient for thread titles and remember not to do an oopsie bad word (as JM would no doubt say).

Sophie conran for portmerian bowl

 

[jenny2603]

Spite hoops. Same as the old ones but more greasy.

It really says something that the dish looks even worse each time she makes it.

 

[Orphan_Black]

She’s taking her sweet time posting it on the blog isn’t she? What’s the bets it comes with a side order of ‘trolls wont be happy until I am DEAD’?

Tender one, that ain't a recipe. What's she going to post?

One recipe, Jack, that's all you needed. Utterly useless! Especially with your 'I'll give you ten minutes' tweet. You've had two bloody days!!!

 

[Maisene]

All her middle class followers commenting how delicious that slop looks and how they’re going to make it. What bullshit. Why are people so bleeping sycophantic

 

[Yel]

Who on earth funds this charity? Partnering up with Jack is just a link to her site