TurnedUpInTipp
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Depends how recently she'd been for a slash.how are the lemon curd ones so many different shades of yellow?!
Depends how recently she'd been for a slash.how are the lemon curd ones so many different shades of yellow?!
I put this down to her being wise enough to know she needs them to help out, at least now, even if years ago she took them for granted.It’s funny that of all her identity cosplays she never goes for anything involving her relationship with her parents. She almost goes to the opposite extreme in insisting what wonderful people they are, but there was clearly some kind of conflict going in the time period between leaving school and big Dave getting her the call handler job.
Possibly because her front ones are too fragile?I’m way behind so I’m sure it’ll have been said, but why, and how, would she be using a tooth towards the back of her mouth to open a packet?![]()
Didn't she claim she couldI mean this might be a tad paranoid but I reckon she’s posted it cos she’s hoping a member of the canal will be daft enough to call it. And then she can triangulate them using her Mossad-level triangulation skills which will allegedly lead her all the way up to the front door.
seriously, though - she just wants another stalking storyline. Hasn’t been one of those for a while. Or it’s all about Harold, as other Fraus have speculated
I would describe them as bone crushingly terrifying.I would describe those gums as inflamed myself.
And to think this is what Harold had to suffer.Fuck me, I pity poor Matt for being on the receiving end of THIS look.
Did this result in a massive go fund me which made her loads of money which she is trying to recreate? It’s alright Jack you don’t actually need to make it happen. Just pretend that it did like you do with everything else.anyway, if this had happened, why would you seriously allow your phone number to appear publicly again?
also, ICO, loool
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Same logic as “falling “ onto a tap?I’m way behind so I’m sure it’ll have been said, but why, and how, would she be using a tooth towards the back of her mouth to open a packet?![]()
Maybe she made it in an old bathtub in her shed by soaking old Pumble remains (has she even got a shed) my imagination is running wild here....think I'd better get to bed and stop tunnelling down a Jack rabbit holeFucks sake, the way she trivialises alcoholism there. "From alcoholic to don't fucking need it in 2 weeks". "Now we've kicked alcoholism's arse". Jack and recovery - completed it mate. That's not how it works. She wasn't, isn't an alcoholic. She's full of shit.
Overproof whiskey by the way, where on earth was she buying that? It isn't a commonly available drink. But of course, Jack couldn't just be addicted to whiskey, it had to be the strongest of whiskies ever.
That's my fault, soz. Two unconnected tweets but I screen grabbed them together.What has calcium got to do with the cookies???
When she doesn’t post pics I know she’s made it herself and it looks SHIT.Don’t make me search Southend Deliveroo again!
Tbh that doesn't surprise me, IIRC she said something along the lines of, she (the company) wasn't earning anything so she personally paid the furlough (even though everyone here questioned why her assistant couldn't continue working). Do you think she paid it from her house savings? PoorThe furlough info was on the gov website saying the company claimed
Gahh, thankspaceyou, I'd forgotten that important detail!That and she claimed she couldn't get Furlough for Caroline because she filed her tax return late and so had to pay her 'out of her own pocket '.
This is also not possible as well as being a complete lie. It was a happy day in the cabal when someone found the receipts that Jack was indeed granted Furlough.
Another thing to tell Peter when she finally confronts him!she’s COMPLETED CALCIUM MATE. Not only does she have enough calcium, she actually has too much calcium. Jack wins at calcium, ner ner ner ner!
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Ooh, isn't 344% the inflation rate for food for the poors?She really needs some new material. It's always stepping on glass, falling down the spiral stairs or a crumbling tooth. I want to see an electrocution or a head injury sustained from an errant tennis ball that causes her to become entangled in her hammock and blinded by her own tits.
Also she made 34 cookies. You're too early for thread 344 unless you're planning a supreme chaos for later on.
I’d guess there was one of two reasons. Either there was something serious going on in her life at the time which caused her to fail, possibly even not even take, most of her GCSEs. Or (and my money would be on this) she went for the “if you don’t try you can’t fail” approach. She can’t cope with failure at all, can’t take responsibility for her own shortcomings, but if she didn’t bother and pretended it was because she was too cool for school or because the evil Borbora and co had it in for her then she could, at least in her mind, save face.I always wondered how she ended up with 4 GCSEs. Oh sorry, 4.5. If she’d turned up for half of the classes, even with no revision she probably could have scraped a few E grades which still counts. Her parents don’t seem like the kind to ignore warnings from the school about missed coursework. Her school seems like the type that loves to crow about it’s GCSE results so I doubt they’d want her to leave without at least five.