Jack Monroe #342 Dostoevsky rice encyclopaedia

[Django]

She plagiarises everything! Just sucks in everyone else's hard work and talents and pretends that they're her own.

@jenny2603 B&J thing was this FB shop, she made embroideries and other tat. It was tit and over priced.

ETA; https://web.archive.org/web/2013030...edjack.com/category/bread-jam-by-jack-monroe/

Love Not Money
If only, Jack, if only

 

[Mrs Peel]

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The company has gone.

It's quite possible (and highly unusual) that she was the director of this company, but is also operating as a sole trader.

 

[BubbleDuck]

Did Nigella ever get her garden painted by Jack though? The world awaits this masterpiece!

I realise I’m too late now because I got distracted but this is how I pictured it

 

[L3moning]

Did Nigella ever get her garden painted by Jack though? The world awaits this masterpiece!

I'm just hoping it wasn't a euphemism

 

[Lazarus]

Interesting when you think that Jack deliberately misspelled her teachers names wrong because she wouldn't give them the kudos, and also pass-agg sent books to two people on the list of three already.

Tablespoon of flour? Why not put it in the bleeping recipe then?

 

[Elastoblast]

Public transport sub-section:
- The Stevie Nicks fan bus driver
- Everyone on the Tile train who clapped

All the passengers on the bus when she made that epic journey of nothingness. All the squigs who attempted to tweet Boots so she could get a shoulder brace as her train arrived from Glasgow. The "friends" who all helped carry the entire series of cookbooks she found in a shop whilst away celebrating her and her mother-in-law's birthdays. So many bit part contributions to the Jack Monroe bandwagon on a bootstrap extravaganza

 

[kachoochoo]

She plagiarises everything! Just sucks in everyone else's hard work and talents and pretends that they're her own.

@jenny2603 B&J thing was this FB shop, she made embroideries and other tat. It was tit and over priced.

ETA; https://web.archive.org/web/2013030...edjack.com/category/bread-jam-by-jack-monroe/

but, but, it can't possibly be plagiarised! she slapped "all rights reserved" over it and everything!

 

[Mr Krabs]

I can't wait for her do some live clawing and howling performance art.

Oh don’t. Remember the cringe ballerina pics? I can just imagine her deciding to do a contemporary dance, choreographed by herself called PoVeRTEa. Music by Billy Bragg.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

I'd like to thank Borbora for telling me I'd never amount to anything and that I'd never achieve my ambition of being a thread starter. Well look at me now, Borb! TOOT TOOT.

Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing

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