imagine if the Edinburgh book festival-adjacent Frauen turned up in the latex walri masks? Silently sitting there...
imagine if the Edinburgh book festival-adjacent Frauen turned up in the latex walri masks? Silently sitting there...I got an email from the Edinburgh Book Festival earlier. I was a marketing Frau in a former life and usually the events you plug in your newsletter are the ones you're still desperately trying to sell tickets for... speculation of course your honour!
(Edited the image to squiggle out the other writers' faces as they're not in the same event as Jack and I felt bad having their faces on here.)
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Taking self care tips from Jack is like suggesting that the Walri take a nice cliff top stroll with biggest Dave.Self-care tips? From Jack?
I had to select new frames at the optician on Monday and I was definitely avoiding the Rose West/Jack Monroe Serial Killer frames.
She got given (or bought) some ugly Tiffany earrings she pretends are fake and wears them all the goddam time.And Content........the new puppy!
Had an Enormous HornHarold the homophobe hat-seller
I have to be careful when choosing frames so I don’t channel Olive from on the buses.I had to select new frames at the optician on Monday and I was definitely avoiding the Rose West/Jack Monroe Serial Killer frames.
Ooooh!!! I'm googling walrus costumes!imagine if the Edinburgh book festival-adjacent Frauen turned up in the latex walri masks? Silently sitting there...
it's the Festival, so anything goes. Pre-pandemic, I used to see an especially grubby Pikachu cutting about!Ooooh!!! I'm googling walrus costumes!
Also...Hide the Pain Harold no longer has to hide. He is free to express his disgust
Jack's new tats.
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I would not have the courage to let my unruly nips stare like a pair of shark eyes at the camera for all the world to see.
What festival is this? I’m there.If we are ever in fear ofnever fear as we too can have privacy/stunt Walri.View attachment 1415148
Sheesh! I’ve just binged watched The Baby on Sky Atlantic, it takes what you’ve just stated to a whole new level!Another classic narc parent move when their kid gets too old to control. I’ll have a baby that will adore me and I will be it’s whole world…
It’s scary how alike Ann and Jack are…chapeau please add max, Mary and ann to the media gallery
Mr Tumble car exhaust!Don’t google any Pringles or growlers!
Only on this thread could clarification be needed on whether it’s an unruly labia or an arseSorry I didn't see this at the time! Brilliant. Thanks for being so #forensic.
Just attempted my own version, but my 'artwork' is about the same level as Jack's 'cooking' so good luck figuring it out. Might need to explain a few things.
So this plots the trajectory of Jack, assuming the train platform was sloping downwards towards the train. The pink thing is not an unruly labia, it's a Mediterranean arse. The orange thing is Jack's hair, obviously. The Mediterranean arse is more or less static, but the hair is nomadic. I've given the train some sinister Jack eyes but these did not feature in her original statement. Trapped Jack is not injured; she simply has multiple body parts to account for the inconsistencies in her original story. These include an extra head and some additional thighs.
Speaking of bonkers, does Jack still have not-Covid?I love it when someone asks for an update and people start listing the things that have happened recently. It’s then when you can truly appreciate just how bonkers the world of Jack is.
She probably will after she grunks that comment.Speaking of bonkers, does Jack still have not-Covid?
Yes she has the longest of long Covids and will be putting together a bunch of recipes for those who are recovering and have lost their tastebuds aaaaany day now.Speaking of bonkers, does Jack still have not-Covid?
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