Jack Monroe #329 Pooroboros

[Cucumberthunder]

Isn't Laurie Penny in Berlin at the moment? Maybe she whisked Jackie over to Venice/The Netherlands for a European date.

Although you can't say Laurie P doesn't have SM?

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

It looks like Reni E-L isn’t there either - wasn’t she billed too?

 

[Captainmouse]

When I was growing up mum used to get worse. Sterilised milk in long tall bottles with beer bottle caps, suppose that might be what uht milk is today? And st Ivel Five pints milk powder! Eugh, still better than just water on your weetabix.

Nope sterilised is nice, uht, not so much

 

[NellieBoo]

Same !! I’m amazed Jack isn’t already on the way…… unless she’s being picked up // delivered there by a chauffeur driven car ?

I don't think DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Will work even for Jack if the traffic is anything like it was earlier this week! We were in a car driving round in circles because of diversions and closures.

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Truth: pissed it all away on sofas, sideboards and j1g

What a wanker

 

[Fruitjack]

This BIB has had me - it has tickled me so much. Chapeau!

I thought it was an amusing autocorrect until I read on

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I don’t think he was on her most recent trip

Maybe Laurie Penny was

 

[Eurgh]

I have forgotten what land egg and sea egg is but I know I remember it! @HotesTilaire help me out!

 

[MistyWindows]

Perhaps she's gone to rightfield instead?

Thread suggestion surely?!

 

[Cack Conroe]

I don't understand why she keeps calling it a bungalow?
I keep forgetting to ask on here!
Ref the subtotal on receipts, this is a thing you can ask for at the till, I have a numbers dyscalcula type thing and you can ask them to subtotal every now and then as it goes through the till to make sure you stay within your budget

It’s actually listed as a bungalow on Zoopla, for some reason. Maybe that’s how it was marketed

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

That's giving me memories of Reading Festival .

Someone has put 50p in Paul McCartney. God love him. Bet it isn't Jack though.

Paul McCartney: He’s amazing eh????

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

It's a fair distance - maybe 4hrs in a car!?!

Actually more like 6 or so I think she can’t be going can she???

 

[NellieBoo]

That’ll be lovely thank you.
Me and a friend sang it on a karaoke in Benidorm (‘97) and the guy switched us off early. I cannot imagine why that would have been. Two pissed up 17yr olds, filled to the gunnels on Malibu and pineapple, wearing halter necks and warbling like a couple of castrated cats…

. If you can't sleep, let me know. I'll sing you a lullaby of 'Say Hello, Wave Goodbye' or 'Sex Dwarf'

Luring Disco Dollies To A Life Of Vice.

 

[Captainmouse]

Can anyone, anyone at all, describe even one of her tattoos without looking up a pic. I can't. They really aren't her most defining feature.

ETA that wasn’t a catty dig at her looks. I just don’t get what it is about the tattoos that apparently makes her so recognisable. You’d either know her face or you wouldn’t?

Well she doesn’t know her face(s), so what chance has anybody else

 

[NellieBoo]

Ffs Bowie was only 53 in 2000

He was! Do you feel old now!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

£20


She sprayed it with Wilko paint because she's a dickwad x

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So she did get it off in the end then?

Wonders never cease with Jack.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Yay! Well done us

What Superdrug stuff?

I see no ships

 

[Captainmouse]

While we wait, just seen this on twitter. Not heard of the author or the paper, but another person taken in by Jackie.

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The only result, is lining her own pockets

 

[StringyMango]

Spoiler: glasto

The atmosphere used to be really great. Of course, you do have to deal with the flags and kind of shit sound for a lot of gigs. I actually think it went downhill rapidly when the mobile internet became a big thing. You were no longer cut off and in a weird little bubble. It’s now all about taking photos for your social media. People are a lot more, I dunno, self-conscious when they are there. It’s all about dressing up and showing off about being at Glasto. I’m quite happy being at home sick in bed and missing it all.

I hear you.

 

[Cack Conroe]

I thought the pup was named after Lozza Fox