Jack Monroe #322 Mr T Roll and the Mitty Bungalow Mystery
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in the land of make believe 
Wish someone would ask if her son enjoyed his time away…
Selfish bleep. Poor SB is on the maize snacks and toe jam sausages and she’s been to Holland and Italy.
Selfish bleep. Poor SB is on the maize snacks and toe jam sausages and she’s been to Holland and Italy.
Why bank balance wrecked?
Holidays in Dordrecht
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A bit ashamed to admit I'd never heard of Dordrecht, but I see it is described (probably primarily by the local tourist board) as the Venice of the Netherlands. There is definitely a theme emerging here. Birmingham Frauen, you might wish to prepare yourselves.
Was so obvious she was away again. Living the Easy Jet Life all thanks to Patreon. Maybe had some more invoices paid up as well 
Wonder how close the VBI is to completion? Must be any day now, so excited, eeeeeeeeek!
Wonder how close the VBI is to completion? Must be any day now, so excited, eeeeeeeeek!
As someone who has been convinced from the beginning that OH doesn't exist, I feel very smug right now
#ohtruther
Why does Hugh Grant look like Jack in this photo
Why Jack brag?
Lots of hagelslag.
It blows my mind that someone in the 21st century can successfully program a camera timer on their phone but not use the Asda website search function correctly. Make it make sense.there’s always the camera timer
Why you so irritable?
Harold gone invisible.
Why you stare?
Harold not there
Why you smirk?
Squigs haven't realised you're a berk
Harold gone invisible.
Why you stare?
Harold not there
Why you smirk?
Squigs haven't realised you're a berk
God, she's such a twit. A weekend off is not the same as a weekend away. It's so revolting to pretend that she's "worked" every weekend.
We always need to remind ourselves what Jack considers to be work.
Having just worked with someone who barely got anything done themselves yet was constantly talking about the hours they worked......the proof is in the (lack of) pudding.
Or Pumble in Jack's case. She shouts and shouts about working all the hours, but like my colleague, has next to nothing to show for it.
Having just worked with someone who barely got anything done themselves yet was constantly talking about the hours they worked......the proof is in the (lack of) pudding.
Or Pumble in Jack's case. She shouts and shouts about working all the hours, but like my colleague, has next to nothing to show for it.
If her working so much is true (it isn't) it is fairly sad she has actually duck all to show for it. And also sad she refuses to prioritise time with her son then.
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I don't understand how any of you can see this stuff, it's just blur to me!
Just tooting my horn, here. I knew there had been a soft and gentle whisking. Am I Harold?
NOOOOOOOOO!
Are you deliciously ordinary, dreamy, with no discernable taste buds and have a sibling who is traumatised from an unsolicited nuzzling? If so you may well be
Maybe I should give away the money I do have and just leave £19 in my bank account? Apparently then I’ll be able to buy a house and have regular weekend breaks away! Thanks for the tip Jack TOOT TOOT 
...and is able to edit photos to give themselves an entirely different head.
She will have to be careful, all these wee breaks don’t exactly fit in with a poverty stricken lifestyle, especially given that many of her followers are actually struggling with day to day expenses.Was so obvious she was away again. Living the Easy Jet Life all thanks to Patreon. Maybe had some more invoices paid up as well
Wonder how close the VBI is to completion? Must be any day now, so excited, eeeeeeeeek!
Spliff?
I think there is a bearded gent in the reflection. ETA in a cap
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