Took a long weekend off what now Jack?
Repeat after us: WANKING ON TWITTER IS NOT WORK
Repeat after us: WANKING ON TWITTER IS NOT WORK
Jack Monroe #322 Mr T Roll and the Mitty Bungalow Mystery
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Niet Dordrecht, jou gedroogde pruim!
Is that a pint?
Is that dinner for one? Hope that’s zero alcohol beer you’re drinking - is that a bottle of wine too (second photo)
Looks like water to me.
Southend ran a series of commercials on Dutch TV a few years ago to attract tourists. Maybe this was a siren song to Dutch Van Harold who came here in his hat made from varkensleer and swept her away?
Awww. So many long weekends away. I’m really sure it’ll be SB’s turn to do something nice soon. Right, Jack? Right??
That's filters, little squig.
Ignoring the conspicuous lack of OH in her picture, that's two city breaks abroad in as many months. Not bad for someone who works part time in a little shop and a woman who perpetually has £19 to her name.
I think we need to softly, gently put Harold to rest and instead start referring to the mythical OH as Mr Pat Reon.
I think we need to softly, gently put Harold to rest and instead start referring to the mythical OH as Mr Pat Reon.
I heard they smell anyway. We don't want to sit with them.
Jack fleeing the country after a police visit. She's the Ronnie Biggs of bullshit.
I saw a cack
Where?
There on the stair!
Where?
There on the stair!
This is disgusting.
This has to signal the end of the explicit tin rattle, right? I'm guessing "our forever home" and "legal expenses" might rattle on, but surely there can be no more "£34 in my account" bollocks.
Even if my husband paid for a trip abroad I'd want to have enough money available to cover unexpected expenses, especially with travel the way it is.
Even if my husband paid for a trip abroad I'd want to have enough money available to cover unexpected expenses, especially with travel the way it is.
So she really is knuckling down to save up for that house isn't she? That pledge lasted all of a couple of weeks.
And her smiling lovingly at 'OH' which turns out to be her camera is
When will squigs wise up that she is loaded and paying for these trips herself. There is no being whisked away.
Will she bore us rigid with the local cuisine now?
And her smiling lovingly at 'OH' which turns out to be her camera is
When will squigs wise up that she is loaded and paying for these trips herself. There is no being whisked away.
Will she bore us rigid with the local cuisine now?
"don't ever eat a pumble"
I am actually pleased she is okay.
One hopes though that she won’t be rattling the tin any time soon. Can’t remember the last time I had enough money or a partner to whisk me away.
One hopes though that she won’t be rattling the tin any time soon. Can’t remember the last time I had enough money or a partner to whisk me away.
Oh God, she's going to do a "riff on.." something isn't she?So she really is knuckling down to save up for that house isn't she? That pledge lasted all of a couple of weeks.
And her smiling lovingly at 'OH' which turns out to be her camera is
When will squigs wise up that she is loaded and paying for these trips herself. There is no being whisked away.
Will she bore us rigid with the local cuisine now?
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