I can't believe this is the same person who attempts to sell her photography. The thing which you are paid to promote should be IN focus, the inedible jizzed on sandpaper/brick mashup should for all our sakes be OUT of focus. There's not enough custard in the world to save that.TBF, her making a cake in the slow cooker can't be much worse than her attempts to make it the traditional way. I still can't believe that this was the photo used for a professional collab.
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I’m getting a waft of school dinner cake from itI can't believe this is the same person who attempts to sell her photography. The thing which you are paid to promote should be IN focus, the inedible jizzed on sandpaper/brick mashup should for all our sakes be OUT of focus. There's not enough custard in the world to save that.
Oh dear god.
I’m getting a waft of school dinner cake from it
A stopped clock is right twice a day. It was bound to happen eventually!Oh dear god.
She's said something agree with ..
I'm having an attack of the vapours..
Mercy mercy me..
I think she has deleted this!
With all the days of the week on her thread she probably got the wrong day. Probably tomorrow will be a pffffffffftttttt kind of day.I think she has deleted this!
I’ve just read your updates. I was on the edge of a hairpin reading that! Chapeau!She's probably using so many words incorrectly because she's a gibbering intellectually malnourished pillock but it really does feel like she's doing it on purpose to annoy me. Well I have news for you pal: the spite only fuels meBehold, the latest Jacktionary update! Eight new words added, seven of them originating from the last few days. That's writer, author and journalist Jack Monroe everyone. Big round of applause for Jack
They were talking about the rising levels of fraud/error in UC claims on the World at One today.
Think I'd still take that over her corned beef effort on Lorraine.TBF, her making a cake in the slow cooker can't be much worse than her attempts to make it the traditional way. I still can't believe that this was the photo used for a professional collab.
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I suppose the one good thing about the Superdrug gig is that she can't actually cook anything for them.TBF, her making a cake in the slow cooker can't be much worse than her attempts to make it the traditional way. I still can't believe that this was the photo used for a professional collab.
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Don't give her ideas FFS...I suppose the one good thing about the Superdrug gig is that she can't actually cook anything for them.
Just don't do a Jack line of soaps, Superdrug. The nation has suffered enough xI suppose the one good thing about the Superdrug gig is that she can't actually cook anything for them.
Unless she's using one of her mouldy orange peel in salt 'bath soaks'
You are doing the canal a service, @Marmalade Atkins, wishing we had our favourite pirate to help you.
Dear Heart you frightened me (The Archers is my guilty pleasure).My husband’s just told me the BBC are stopping Radio 4. Too much Jack tipped them over the edge?
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