With you there Chickeny P, all i want to eat mid dental crisis is splinters of hard baked crisps (any brand) and chinese take away. So soothing when the bits of rice slip in to the cavity in the gum where your abscess lurks
With you there Chickeny P, all i want to eat mid dental crisis is splinters of hard baked crisps (any brand) and chinese take away. So soothing when the bits of rice slip in to the cavity in the gum where your abscess lurksYes, I can't think of anything I'd like to have more in my broken tooth-hole than chunks of cracked black pepper. Cheers Jackabsolute ledge.
Jack's lies are bizarre- I mean who invents a creepy cupping dentist in their head?Jack's cheek cupping dentist who disapproves of her boiled sweet habit sounds like Adrian Mole's.
'As I was stumbling out of his surgery clutching my frozen-up jaw he said that he had often seen me walking home from school eating a Mars bar, and it would be entirely my own fault if I was toothless at thirty.
I will walk home another way in future'.
God, she's such a bore. Why doesn't she just text all this shit to her friends instead of to strangers?. Oh hang on...
OT...i love my dentist. I've been going to the same dentist for 32 years, in a rufty tufty part of Edinburgh.
He used to say "Good girl, hop down", and once had to kneel on my sternum to extract a toof . He retired last month at the age of 70, and I'll miss him so much.
But it is good that she can use the arthritic hand that is useless. Either one useless hand is holding the bowl or the other useless hand is holding the phone and taking photos.View attachment 1292114
How is her right leg laid over her right leg with right foot. Is that not two right feet?
Can I say right anymore? Have I lost the plot offa this clove oil/codeine mash up?
eta yes I had lost the plot....or rather just put my glasses back on and her legs are indeed the correct way. IGNORE
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My dad was my dentist. He was a man of few words. Used to tap the side of my face with the mirror when he wanted me to open my mouthdid anyone’: dentist always say this even though you are an adult?!
He's probably in the box himself. Dying for a piddle and all cramped up. Cursing what seemed like a cute, fun prank.That guy is going to fucking explode if she doesn't get that box opened soon.
And don't forget a good night also forIt’s been a good night for the pesky grifter. A quick beg for dental treatmentker ching ! And all she had to do was tell a pack of what may or may not be lies. Whatever. People get Oscars for performances that are not quite so entertaining.
Looks like a foot and a half here.View attachment 1292114
How is her right leg laid over her right leg with right foot. Is that not two right feet?
Can I say right anymore? Have I lost the plot offa this clove oil/codeine mash up?
eta yes I had lost the plot....or rather just put my glasses back on and her legs are indeed the correct way. IGNORE
Gooseberry eyeballs init
Phone is clearly propped on her ample bosom whilst she uses her satay sauce covered tongue to take the photo.But it is good that she can use the arthritic hand that is useless. Either one useless hand is holding the bowl or the other useless hand is holding the phone and taking photos.
Bless my soul a miracle.
It is a bit cringe but tbh I'd be least worried by the mischievous and more worried that she's claiming they never resolved her tooth issues as a child!View attachment 1292150
If my daughter, who is about the same age as Jackdescribed herself as 'mischievous' I would severely question my parenting and conclude it had been fucking awful.
I hate the word "mischievous"...i feel like I judge people on how they pronounce it.View attachment 1292150
If my daughter, who is about the same age as Jackdescribed herself as 'mischievous' I would severely question my parenting and conclude it had been fucking awful.
I'm with you there, Dino S. I bet Jack says it with the extra 'I'.I hate the word "mischievous"...i feel like I judge people on how they pronounce it.
Yes. Let’s hope the lawyers are watching. Seems like good things are happening for our plucky heroine so good luck proving the ‘damage’ to reputation/loss of earnings. (Also see the glee and ‘I’m getting a house out of this).As someone who fails regularly at the basics due to my mental health I'm so very pleased that Jack can manage all five of her bucket wish work things with her mad mentals which are worse than anyones ever.
Also surely that thread is just proof she's successful off the back of the poors
Aka ‘shit, can’t be gloating too much, my patreon mugs will wonder why they’re funding me for doing fuck all’.I was actually convinced Jack was RSM when Jack went on a rant saying “this is my story” when in fact it actually wasn’t. I thought she had logged into wrong acccount. I know she isn’t RSM but I like to amuse myself with it.
Bucket list news:
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She thinks these invented characters make her look smol and vulnerable. She’s just a fragile pixie being taken care of.Jack's lies are bizarre- I mean who invents a creepy cupping dentist in their head?
Yep, can definitely confirm this. I had a chipped tooth a few months back, it caused an infection and I ended up having root canal treatment. Even with antibiotics and painkillers from the dentist, the pain was unbearable. I couldn’t chew at all, and couldn’t even bring my jaws together because it hurt so much. I could only tolerate lukewarm soup and even that wasn’t easy - it was like my face was on fire. A Chinese takeaway would have been out of the question.Wouldn't Chinese food be painful to eat if her mouth was in as bad state as she proclaims?
Wheelchair emoji for Monroe!
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