Jack Monroe #309 Is it even an index if it’s not in a lever arch file?

[Darlingbitgauche]

Meh, it's just free publicity for Tortoise as well. Probably why she got it.

Let's face it they chose a really crap name to search for on Google so probably need their profile raising

 

[Geetbo]

Oh I dislike her. I'm off to the shops...anyone want anything?

Viennettos please. Many of.

Why would someone as busy as Jack claims to be go to such a shite awards ceremony? It’s like a secondary school prize evening.

 

[shouldbutshornt]

Awful speech ffs

 

[NellieBoo]

What a bleeping shambles.

 

[Yel]

I told yous all she would be last! She had two or three more time than the others to speak. That's the problem with these things - they fawn over a blue ticker with followers and attention.

 

[Pavlova]

Gimme 10 and I'll upload the video xx

 

[BlendedSlop]

Oh I dislike her. I'm off to the shops...anyone want anything?

Some tissues to rip and a 5p sausage to suck on, thankyou x

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Avatars! Get your avatars! 2 for the price of 1!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Why were the audience whooping and cheering like that? I genuinely don't understand what has just happened.
What's just happened?

 

[Phillipa78]

I'm crestfallen. This will just validate the mad squigs unwavering beliefs.

 

[Shimmering]

There was a grand total of 48 people watching on YouTube. Can we get a poll added to see how many of them were from tattle

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Sweetie T if you could pick me up some sort of trepanation device that would be great. Just want to churn my brain into slop so I can forget that of all possible worlds to exist in all possible dimensions and all possible timelines, we are stuck in this one, in which Jack Monroe is lauded for doing the square root of duck all.

Also some potato waffles, Thankyou x

 

[Yel]

why did she need to be away from her chair so long, a bit of j1g maybe?

I'm still laughing at this from the last thread:

she’s prob just gone to sit in the loo because she can’t bear to listen to other people talking about themselves for a second longer

She skipped half of the show

 

[Veronicaaa]

She hasn't had her lips done for a while. I .... errrr ..... wouldn't like to speculate as to why because the thought of it makes me a bit queasy.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

God sake, she won an award very few people knew or cares about. Personally after the Oscars shambles I would rather they would do away with awards apart from the ones where the people and children help loved ones. Carers awards or something!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Oh I dislike her. I'm off to the shops...anyone want anything?

A Lion Bar and some bourbons you can slice through the middle please!

Ugh, this is when I start morphing into an agitated alligator. There are a large number of us here but we’re the only ones that can see through the bullshit. It’s really demoralising

Hahaha.

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WHO THE HELL IS DAT AND WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THEIR HAIR??

 

[blurstoftimes]

A Lion Bar and some bourbons you can slice through the middle please!

Ugh, this is when I start morphing into an agitated alligator. There are a large number of us here but we’re the only ones that can see through the bullshit. It’s really demoralising

well lenny, you know what a wise OH once said about alligators…

 

[BlendedSlop]

That face when you threaten someone with court proceedings in order to get your dream house

That face when they respond by bringing the receipts

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

She hasn't had her lips done for a while. I .... errrr ..... wouldn't like to speculate as to why because the thought of it makes me a bit queasy.

If this is what I think it is, then Oh No. Put that thought back, don't manifest it.

 

[NellieBoo]

Avatars! Get your avatars! 2 for the price of 1!

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Why is there a weird tuft of hair sticking out the back of her head?