Jack Monroe #305 How incredibly, depressingly, tedious

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jenny2603

Nottonightbabe said:
Ah in his Big Car too, Jack can pick up lots of middle of Lidl clutter to add to her collection
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This is how you can tell she's the real deal working class. Poors are always boasting about trips to Lidl on social media.

...if you called your dad you could afford Waitrose
 
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hellosailor⚓

Sideboard Bob said:
Oh I totally agree, I think it just frustrates me that we can’t really link it to her.
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It's the thing that many blue tick lefties would find intolerable, I think. They don't really love the poors but they definitely don't want to be associated with such basic Daily Mail-style racism. Not cool from povs or poshos.
 
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Onestorytoomany

What times do her Lidls close all nine close at 6pm.

I stand corrected it's 10pm. Although I have set foot in one after 6pm on a Saturday night. I normally have better things to do. I'm away for a wedding next weekend so saving my pennies tonight.
 
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PuritySpiral

Was scrolling my phone whilst cooking dinner (late) so am posting at you with no idea where this will land.

One thread, two threads ago she said 'I literally AM the free recipe advice'.

Tonight, during my late night cooking scrolling I can see that she is 'Twitter's Main Character'.

I said it previously, but tonight has convinced me to suggest it. Is it too early, I don't know, I'm putting forward for a thread title : Jack Monroe 306 The 4th Emergency Service
 
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Archduchess of Luxembourg

fuckSAKE jack. On a huge grunk and having to plan a court outfit and catch up with your stupidity AND eurovision is on, could you BE more selfish
 
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Onestorytoomany

She doesn't need a soldering iron either though soldering her mouth closed or her hands together may be an idea.
 
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kachoochoo

not the soldering iron!

as I've mentioned, we have a lidl just about next door. when we moved into our flat, mr kcc was astounded to find in my possession a reel of soldering wire (I have no idea where it came from) so it's a long-running joke between us - eg "you doing some soldering, kcc?"

and, yes, we spotted the very soldering iron jack is referring to here in the midl the other day!

and yeah, lidl's a treat, but on fa cup/Eurovision night? actually, shouldn't harold be tucked up now? it's almost half nine
 
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trueblue222

She can’t even go to the supermarket without tweeting about it. Completely addicted to twitter.
 
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MoreViolence

I’m seeing people speak about a “Harold” I haven’t caught up on this… but is he now known… I can’t believe she is still going. I bet she has raked in a fortune this weekend from this event. I just don’t get why she is suing people because they say she has plenty of money. Her life is helping the poor. But she’s willing to go out and fight her own “story” in the midst of a discussion over food banks. Like stop it. Give some cash to the food banks and move on from the grift. 🫠. I have followers who are wanting to donate to her. I could scream. .
 
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MeeShellMahBell

Some slebs have a private hour Harrods, Jake's star power gets her a private 10 minutes late on a Saturday in the run down local Lidl..

Jack: SlopStars The Rivals
 
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Yel

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She blatantly took that photo ages ago, it was not that sunny when she posted it. Pre taking photos of a lidl sign to coincide with a flouncy attention seeking post
 
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FrannyGallops

jenny2603 said:
This is how you can tell she's the real deal working class. Poors are always boasting about trips to Lidl on social media.

...if you called your dad you could afford Waitrose
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I know you’re joking but if you go on Mumsnet (that bastion of middle class arseholes), there’s loads of threads that start ‘I’m off to Aldi/Lidl, what should I buy ’ as though it’s a Middle Eastern souk or Chinese wet market and not just a regular supermarket that sells ‘normal’ food. Everyone who uses the budget supermarkets on a regular basis just go and do their shopping without treating it like they’re doing something really daring and exotic (although I must admit, I do love a rummage in the Aisle of Wonder).

I wouldn’t even say they’re for ‘the poors’ anymore either. Anyone remember Netto? If you ever took a bag of Netto branded crisps to school, you’ll understand it. There’s no stigma around Lidl and Aldi brands like there was round Netto back in t’day.
 
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matchakitkat

I’ve just grunked hard because I was BUSY working my 6th day in a row… What in the pumble is going on?!?

This is a fever dream. Topped with a Lidl
 
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