Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

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Happy 300! I first joined in thread 2, hesitantly writing something like “She seems like a lot doesn’t she?” Now I’m a full blown frau, just desperate for someone to mention her in real life! I’d say I’m proud of how far she’s come in a mere two years but…well, you know. My highlights are the hilarious singing, DK and obviously Sir Matt’s forearms. The lowlights are the kitten, the eyeshadow black eye and the near-constant grifting
 
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"Are you a *sniff sniff* socialist narcissist fauxcialist?"


"Are you a *sniff sniff* socialist narcissist fauxcialist?"

Also - do we know who this woman is and is she referring to 'you' second person particular or 'you' meaning 'one'?
 
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Sorry if this has been shared but it made me when I saw it. I watched Jack on Andrew Marr having never heard their voice before…. I lasted about fifteen seconds before having to turn over

This squig needs a hearing check…
She is posh though. Just very nasal for some reason,
 
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I rarely look at Jack's twitter , but I just had a quick look now and the thing that stands out is how few likes most of her posts get. I mean most of them get under 10. (A rare one gets a few thousand). I was just quite surprised that with that many followers how low her engagement is.
I can see why she tries to be provocative to kick-start ( ) that momentum again.
 
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She is posh though. Just very nasal for some reason,
Jack and Anne Widdecombe basically have the same voice, except Jack tries to make it sound 'common' and Widdecombe made herself sound posh. But they are starting from roughly the same place. I am convinced of this.
 
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Sorry if this has been shared but it made me when I saw it. I watched Jack on Andrew Marr having never heard their voice before…. I lasted about fifteen seconds before having to turn over

This squig needs a hearing check…
She is posh, but not in a pleasant way like Joanna Lumley! She has one of the worst voices I’ve ever heard.

Trying to sound posh because your parents are watching is the most middle class thing in the world. Funny how she thinks that’s a reasonable excuse to defend her “commoner” credentials.
 
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Re the Thorpe Ward stuff... I wonder if this whole time she thought she lived in Thorpe Ward but this is the first time she's actually voted in a local election and found out she loves in another ward and sees both secretly seething she doesn't have the fancy address she thought and wanting to use it to bolster her imaginary w/c credentials and make more people think she's lives like a poor.

Badly worded ramble, but I know what I mean.
 
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I am still laughing at “Fauxcialist” as it sums her up so very well.
Workers of the World Unite…oh do fuck off Jack. You rarely work, Twitter doesn’t count.
 
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Dyed-in-the-wool Marxist Dad would be horrified if his daughter was on TV with a common accent!

PS Happy 300 everyone! These threads were such a lifesaver during lockdown, and have been an amazing place to hang out ever since. Thank you Jack Monroe for your terrible cooking, appalling grasp of the English language, cuntish personality, and inability to understand that there are two Georgias. You brought us together - I hope you're enjoying a celebratory glass of flat cream soda and tea!
 
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She probably meant ‘galavant’ but luckily all words are interchangeabl.

Thread 300, ninnies! What. A. Ride. (Also feel the need to add and , for some reason)
 
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I’m sorry, dad-joke incoming…

Aww look at that picture of Marx, he’s with the Engels now.
That was terrible. I love it.

Question about the 'recipe' on JM website - can I substitute fresh mint for the straggly old mint?
 
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That was terrible. I love it.

Question about the 'recipe' on JM website - can I substitute fresh mint for the straggly old mint?
Fresh mint? Fresh?! Get you, lah-di-f’in-dah. I suppose you’ve got real lemons and pre-rinsed beans too? People like you make me sick. You’re the problem, pal. Have a great day!
 
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We used to do that all the time when I was a kid - two tins, couple of bits of string, away you go. I was born in 1975 though. I've recently had to reevaluate my pooh-poohing of the belief there's a big cat hunting in our area, now I'm going to have to reevaluate my belief in Jack's year of birth as well! #new1978truther

Happy thread 300 everyone
 
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